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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

This Slammy edition of RAW is already becoming a damn chore to get through, it feels more like a 3 hour ad for the stupid fucking WWE App, probably cause it is.

Up until this last segment it was not great. Now, its picked up if for nothing more than a good laugh. Got to love old folks and the crazy things they say. I now want a Rollox...
 
It picked up with the last segement cause they threw every ounce of awesome they have in that segment, Cena, Punk, Flair, Ryback, Bryan, The Sheild. They should just end the show now, cause it's gonna be hard to top that tonight.
 
That sounds like it would be fun. Are you doing this as a potential job/career, or just for shits and giggles?

Oh god not a career, but I would love to do it part time in Boston to make some spending money. If getting a bar tending gig in Boston doesn't work out, though, it will be a nice skill to have in my back pocket.
 
I gave up on RAW after the first 2 hrs., aside from the Flair/Punk/Shield segment the show was so painfully boring to sit through tonight, I just couldn't take anymore.
 
Oh god not a career, but I would love to do it part time in Boston to make some spending money. If getting a bar tending gig in Boston doesn't work out, though, it will be a nice skill to have in my back pocket.

I didn't think so, but I thought I'd ask anyway. If nothing else, it's gotta be kind of fun to learn that stuff
 
I gave up on RAW after the first 2 hrs., aside from the Flair/Punk/Shield segment the show was so painfully boring to sit through tonight, I just couldn't take anymore.

I picked up at 10 and I've really enjoyed it so far, though the 6 man tag went on a little long for my liking.

I didn't think so, but I thought I'd ask anyway. If nothing else, it's gotta be kind of fun to learn that stuff

I really enjoyed it, yeah, but I think it's because I picked up things fairly quickly. Most of this stuff is just memory, and I'm fortunate enough to have a pretty good memory for names and ingredients and stuff. Some of my classmates are not quite as good with that type of stuff, and they're really struggling.

It's also pretty strict. You have to pass a written midterm and final as well as a speed test where you have to make at least 12 drinks correctly in seven minutes, which is more difficult than it sounds.
 
That too. RAW in general today was so weird and goofy that I couldn't help but enjoy it. It was like the same feeling I had about TLC, but in the opposite direction. Big E was just out of nowhere, which is just hilarious. I can't wait to see what he does and I REALLY hope he keeps his awesome theme.

Speaking of awesome themes, I LOVE the intro to the Shield's. Just screams "Oh shit".
 
I checked out the guy's powerlifting records and the dude's strong as fuck, not on Henry's level, but still strong as fuck.

He could be the strongest guy in the WWE today though, no doubt.

That too. RAW in general today was so weird and goofy that I couldn't help but enjoy it. It was like the same feeling I had about TLC, but in the opposite direction. Big E was just out of nowhere, which is just hilarious. I can't wait to see what he does and I REALLY hope he keeps his awesome theme.

Speaking of awesome themes, I LOVE the intro to the Shield's. Just screams "Oh shit".

Unfortunately I only caught the last hour, but I did enjoy what I did watch.

What is The Shield's theme? I tried looking for it but apparently there's much disagreement on YouTube about what it actually is.
 
He could be the strongest guy in the WWE today though, no doubt.

From the research I've done Langston's bench press [525] is lower than a few. There's about a half dozen guys ahead of him. Cena is listed as 505 in comparison.

But Langston dominates in the squat [711] and deadlift [799] though. In comparison Cena's squat is listed as [575] - I don't know Ryback's but it's likely to be at around 650.

So yeah, other than Ryback, Langston is the strongest guy on the roster until Henry returns. His best lifts are a 951 squat and a 903 deadlift - and he claims in interviews that he could have easily shattered those.
 
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You mean can't stop jumping up and down with awesomesauce pouring from your eyes and ears!
And here I thought awesomesauce came out of another orifice.

Yeah, I went there.

I was given the choice of staying home and watching RAW or going to the bar to watch Monday Night Football. I went to the bar because the Jets were still alive in the playoff picture (and getting the help they needed was reasonable). If basing the decision solely on television, I made a horrendous choice. Based on you watching RAW, it looks like your television entertainment was of a much better quality. What a disgusting train-wreck that was. I'd have rather seen a blowout.
 
See RAW? Bobby Lashly is back! It's really weird he has hair now but I'm glad Lashley is back. Always thought he had potential.
 
Ugh. So every time around this year I start wheezing and getting the chills really badly and I have trouble sleeping, but of COURSE it had to happen the week I have bar tending school. The good news is that the teacher allows makeup classes for free, but that just means everything is going to take a little longer. So I'd really like to go, but with 8 AM fast approaching, me struggling to make it back to sleep and the chills shaking my bones despite the fact I'm wrapped up good I'm not sure I should do it. As much as missing class would suck, going and being so sick that I can concentrate would be even worse. I just hope this is a 24 hour thing.

From the research I've done Langston's bench press [525] is lower than a few. There's about a half dozen guys ahead of him. Cena is listed as 505 in comparison.

But Langston dominates in the squat [711] and deadlift [799] though. In comparison Cena's squat is listed as [575] - I don't know Ryback's but it's likely to be at around 650.

So yeah, other than Ryback, Langston is the strongest guy on the roster until Henry returns. His best lifts are a 951 squat and a 903 deadlift - and he claims in interviews that he could have easily shattered those.

I wouldn't be so sure that Ryback can outlift Cena. He might look more cut, but Cena's got that freak of nature strength that we've only been told Ryback has. Apart from lifting two jobbers over his shoulders, what has his greatest feat of strength been? Until he lifts Big Show and someone equivalent to Edge, I'm giving the edge to Cena. That said, I wouldn't be the least big surprised to find out Ryback can outlift Cena.

I'm also not so sure Henry can outlift Langston today. Sure, when he was in his prime he could definitely beat him, but he's quite old now.

And here I thought awesomesauce came out of another orifice.

Yeah, I went there.

I was given the choice of staying home and watching RAW or going to the bar to watch Monday Night Football. I went to the bar because the Jets were still alive in the playoff picture (and getting the help they needed was reasonable). If basing the decision solely on television, I made a horrendous choice. Based on you watching RAW, it looks like your television entertainment was of a much better quality. What a disgusting train-wreck that was. I'd have rather seen a blowout.

I can't say I'm surprised, though I am a little disappointed. I knew from the beginning of the season that this was not a playoff team, and by the time both Holmes and Revis were out it seemed like everything was lost. Still, winning out the season didn't seem like too far of a stretch, so seeing them lose because of five (five! five! five!) turnovers is sort of sticking a knife in my Jets fandom and twisting it.

If it wasn't for Johnson's 94 year TD run we would have won. I know that's a silly thing to say, but we held him to 28 yards on 20 carries otherwise. It was just that one ridiculous rush...

Raw was fucking awesome and I'm drained. Live events, I put too much into them and it just sucks all the energy out of me. I may not be alive after WM.

Glad to hear you had a god time sir, though it sounds like maybe you should hook yourself up to IV fluids and take a 12 hour nap. Did you manage to meet up with the NJ contingency?
 
See RAW? Bobby Lashly is back! It's really weird he has hair now but I'm glad Lashley is back. Always thought he had potential.

Are you intentionally being a smark cliché?

Actually I think SoM is referring to the fact that Big E looks a LOT like Bobby Lashley, something I didn't notice until he pointed out. He's kind of right though.
 
I was just asking because there were like 5 idiots saying that during the LD. Not saying that their idiots for saying that, just that in general, they're not very smart. I didn't know if . was mocking them.
 

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