ECW For A Limited Time LD

[Theo Mays]

How can you not like Regal? Theo, you are an odd motherfucker.

I tried telling ya that. He is growing on me though.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I don't want ECW to get intense.

 

[FromTheSouth]

My buddy played college ball with Vance Archer. Says he's a douche.

 

[INDYjon22]

Besides the fact that he looks like he can kill someone with both arms and a leg tied behind his back, his smile helps him a ton.

It gives him the element of surprise. He gets his opponents close with the beautiful smile and when they do he snaps them in half.

 

[Scotty]

My buddy played college ball with Vance Archer. Says he's a douche.

Your buddy just don't like intensity.

 

[FromTheSouth]

This homoerotic conversation unnerves me.

 

[Theo Mays]

My buddy played college ball with Vance Archer. Says he's a douche.

But he was an intense douche though.

I hope Shelton kicks his ass and the WWE gets less intense and sends him on an intense vacation.

 

[FromTheSouth]

See, I am usually at a bar at this point. I don't get these intensity jokes.

 

[Scotty]

See, I am usually at a bar at this point. I don't get these intensity jokes.

Because they will mention how intense Vance Archer is at least 3 times tonight.

 

[MizisAwesome]

This 'Raw Exclusive' isn't very exclusive anymore, since its been shown about 5 times at least.

 

[Theo Mays]

Man that promo between Cena and Vince was awesome and intense. But not as intense as Vance Archer. There is no level on intenseness to describe Archer. Alright I think I got all the intense jokes out of my system.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I wonder how many times Arlovski was knocked out while applying the makeup to the chin area for the filming of this Universal Soldier movie.

 

[FromTheSouth]

So, intensity is vintage Archer?

 

[X]

Zeke will be world champion someday. He needs to keep Regal for a while though.

Never gonna happen, not with ECW getting the ax. He's a poor man's Vladimir Kozlov which means at most he might get one shot at the title and get squashed, like Koz.

 

[Mr. Truth]

We're getting a hardcore match next week for the title? For serious reals?

 

[Scotty]

Damn Christian is gonna drop the strap on the last ECW show.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I wonder how many times Arlovski was knocked out while applying the makeup to the chin area for the filming of this Universal Soldier movie.

For all of you up and coming posters who are trying to get known as a smart ass, take note of the quality of this post.

The joke is funny, relevant, and well thought out.

Guy Compton should be commended for a great post and a hell of a joke.

Well done Guy, well done. I LOLed.

 

[INDYjon22]

I wonder how many times Arlovski was knocked out while applying the makeup to the chin area for the filming of this Universal Soldier movie.

Low blow man, low blow.

 

[Mr. PPV]

Shelton deserves better.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Never gonna happen, not with ECW getting the ax. He's a poor man's Vladimir Kozlov which means at most he might get one shot at the title and get squashed, like Koz.

He's young.

 

[Scotty]

So, intensity is vintage Archer?

Bingo.

 

[Theo Mays]

Hey 2 weeks in a row we get no dq matches to end the show. Wonder how many weapons get used here. Next week I expect a bunch.

Oh joy my boy Shelton on the mic. Not usually a good thing lol.

 

[X]

I'm going to be pissed off if Archer goes over Shelton clean once again. Shelton deserves so much better.

 

[Big Sexy]

Never gonna happen, not with ECW getting the ax. He's a poor man's Vladimir Kozlov which means at most he might get one shot at the title and get squashed, like Koz.

I think Zeke is much better then Kozlov

 

[Scotty]

Ha. Shelton is trying to get cheap pops.