DOUCHE

Well than consider me corrected BC, don't look too much into it. I wasn't the only/first one to point it out though. Kisses.
 
I'm not really sure what exactly a douche comprises of. Different people annoy me at certain points but I rairly see enough of them to really form any real dislike. I instictivly feel sorry for anyone who has others gang up on them though which harms my douche finding ability I fear :P

Why do you even come into The Cage? You're always all super pleasant and shit. :)

I thought it was called "constructive" criticism? :suspic:

I thought you were smart enough to get a very simple play on words. Guess we were both wrong huh?
 
They are here alot so I end up talking to them and usually like them. I also talk about the sports guys alot too. Is that ass kissing nowadays? Praising when warrented?

Gonna stop this right now. Like I said, I was fucking with you but clearly you want to make it more than it is. Talk about whomever you'd like BC.
 
For clarification and safety purposes, there is a difference between blowing yourself up and blowing yourself. Thin line there.
 
It was the former, I was lighting my BBQ grill and there was a propane leak in the hose. It was pretty crazy seeing my grill light up like that.

Speaking of blowing yourself, I'm watching Tosh.0 and a manatee was just giving himself a BJ.
 
True story: one of the new girls I had hired before I took time off from my restaurant blew her eyelashes and most of her eyebrows off on her first day on grill. Still didn't look too bad afterwards, you could easily pretend she's a hotty space alien from Star Trek or something.
 
Related story, I once tried to Nair off my pubic hairs and had an allergic reaction. My crotch looked like lasagna for weeks.
 
It burned something terrible. Still don't grow much there actually. In the end I suppose it was worth the pain. Not really.
 

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