Im a long time wwe fan for about 25 years. Totally stopped watching since 2004 because it was so crap. Recently started watching a little bit out of curiosity, and sadly it hasnt got any better, its gotten a lot worse. Some Observations.
All the wrestlers seem like clones of each other. All generic clean cut, good looking well spoken educated guys, who seem to share the exact same 'arrogant' gimmick. Yawn.
Oh you mean guys like Randy Orton? Because not only is he NOT a college graduate, he was dishonorably discharged from the marines. John Cena was a frickin chauffeur before he landed his job in WWE. Clearly, they have great careers to fall back on if the whole wrestling thing falls through.
Almost every character has at least a level of douche bag, and plays for laughs. The whole feel the show is immature. The promos seem very forced and scripted, and generally crap. You can tell these college boys are heavily coached and scripted and every expression has been practiced in the mirror 100 times.
That's a bad thing? This isn't professional sports, its sports entertainment. Both in the ring and out, these guys are acting the part. So of course their promos are scripted, and at times forced. And when did being a college graduate become a bad thing? Shame on those that have furthered their education.
Now lets get to some specific characters.
I saw some short, generic looking character, who would not stand out from a crowd, was until recently WWe champ. He was called the miz. Generic, haircut, face, body, and arrogant gimmick, 13 years ago this guy would have been a jobber for goldberg, and this guy was wwe champ? I guess it shows how bad things are. Probably the worst wwe champ in history. Generic in every way. WWE champs should be larger than life or unique in some way.
I thought that all of the wrestlers are pretty college boys? Miz is the opportunistic champ, he won it by opportunistic means, and he's defended it in the same way. Does the name Ric Flair mean anything? He went into almost every match with his babyface challenger looking better then him, but he always found a way to come out on top. That's what made him a great heel champion, and what's making Miz one. Miz' persona is very larger then life. He plays off his past experience and cuts some of the best promos in the business today. Oh, and he did spend his time as a jobber to the stars. That's how much he's improved.
Then I see Orton acting like a zombie, walking around really slowly and squinting his eyes and giving out long stares, I guess he is trying to act 'bad ass' but it just seems contrived and over done and lame. not cool at all, well unless your under 15. Apparently he is doing a austin time character, what a joke. Austin was bad ass and cool because he wasnt acting, it was natural and an extension of his real personality, and he was dynamite on the mic. Orton is just a pretty college boy pretending to act bad ass, who has clearly practiced every pose and expression in the mirror 1000 times. He is also devoid of any charisma, he just acts like a zombie. At least when he was cocky he had some personality. Now he has zero, yet for some strange reason he seems over. The fans must really be deprived
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Except for the fact that Orton never went to college and was dishonorably discharged from the Marines and all. and yeah, those tattoos scream pretty boy. Orton's playing his character to a 'T', and from what I understand about him, it's an extension of who he is in real life. He's got some of the best expressions and mannerisms in the business. That and he's expanded his moveset to become one of the most versatile wrestlers in the business and all.
I see Edge is a main eventer now. Whats his gimmick exactly? Just seems to act like a clown. Infact I have trouble noticing any genuine gimmicks from anyone. They all just act like arrogant or try hard funny douche bags.
Edge is the "Ultimate Opportunist." And where have you been? He's been a main eventer for 5 years now. Just because a wrestler keeps some of their heel traits when they turn face, that's not a bad thing. And how exactly should Edge act after winning his tenth World Title. I'd say feeling proud of oneself is a decent thing.
I saw some guy, called Morrison trying to do a Rock impression on the mic and try to smack down a heel, I think it was sheemus. He was trying to be funny and witty, but problem was he was not at all, it was pathetic, and cringeworthy. And this guy is apparently a big up and comer? Oh dear.
I guess you misssed his match at TLC with Sheamus, where he demonstrated some excellent in-ring psychology to go with his high flying ability. He told an incredible story in the ring, so even if his mic skills were "cringeworthy", he more then makes up for it with his in-ring talent.
Everything about the production seems overly corporatised and sanitised. There is no edge, no realism, nothing and no one is convincing at all, they all look and sound like bad actors. We all know wresting is fake but at least in the past, the wrestlers looked and acted realistic to a certain extent. No one could accuse Scott Steiner of faking or acting, he really seemed like an out of control lunatic.
Well, it is a PG show and all. You cant have guys like Steiner running around and talking about how everyone is their bitch, and making sexual innuendos and all. If thats what appeals to you, go watch Impact on Thursdays at 9PM. They're full of that sort of thing. The WWE has distinct personalities like Cena, Orton, Miz, Sheamus, and Santino, just to name a few. None of those have anything in common, nor are they bad actors.
To sum it all, Vince has clearly lost the magic and gone a long way in the wrong direction. The product is stale beyond belief and I cant see it changing, its just getting worse and worse. The roster is full of talentless tryhards. The only real superstar I see is John Cena, who clearly has an X factor. The big show is great but is just wasted as a clown. The rest are a waste of time.
The product isd thriving right now. They've done more to build new stars within the past year then the glory days of the Attitude Era ever did. They pulled off one of the biggest shockers in years with the Nexus angle. These "talentless try hards" such as CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, and John Cena are the best wrestlers in the world.
Last of all the announcers. They are a bunch of juvenile douche bags. Not convincing, and just annoying. They go well with the rest of the product.
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Clearly they'rre doing their job then if they're annoying you. Michael Cole is now a full fledged heel announcer, so you're supposed to hate him. So if you find him annoying, then he's doing what he's supposed to do.
To summarize, I think you just want to find things wrong with the product to complainb about. Never mind that they've successfully built new stars(Wade Barrett, Miz, Bryan Sheamus, Del Rio), pulled off convincing storylinesZ(the Nexus invasion, Cena's "farewell" speech) and have produced some of the best matches in a long time. They're clicking right now in every way possible, and the product is as fresh and unpredictable as it's been in a long time. It seems you just can't get past your bias to see it.