Cum on OJ's face? Seriously?

[The Doctor]

Someone needs to make "CM Punk Plays Mind Games With Rey Mysterio 2".

 

[GenMe]

i lolled. As if this wasnt part of a storyline, OJ just thought "goddamn that man is fyne..." and headed out to the ring.

lol, He was like mmmm terry. Didn't he said something toward him. I wasn't able to understand what he whisper.

 

[GenMe]

Someone needs to make "CM Punk Plays Mind Games With Rey Mysterio 2".

Lol the first Cm punk plays mind games with Rey was funny.

 

[GenMe]

Ebony and Ivory lol

Spoiler

 

[X]

Orlando Jordan is just...so....not attractive. At all. They couldn't have got someone good-looking to do this?

 

[Remix]

*shrug* maybey they wanted the token gay guy to do it.

 

[InuJoshua]

Orlando Jordan is just...so....not attractive. At all. They couldn't have got someone good-looking to do this?

Looking at his hair, it seems like Awesome Kong wasn't released after all...

 

[GenMe]

Looking at his hair, it seems like Awesome Kong wasn't released after all...

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I think "Simulated Jizz" would be an awesome name for OJ's finisher, whatever his finisher consists of.

This would most definitely work.

 

[Remix]

And Orlando Jordan covers Rob Terry after the simulated jizz.

I could See that working on TNA.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Just image, his GF/BF with him at ringside with a bottle of fake jizz, aim for the opponents face, hit the finisher, 123, and we now have the greatest bisexual gimmick ever, give him the title and let him continue to freak everyone out, this will equal major ratings, I'm talking 1.5 for fake jizz alone.

 

[Remix]

wouldn't this be the ONLY bisexual gimmick ever?

 

[X]

You know, for this to be a "bisexual gimmick" like it's being reported as, they are going to have to get that hot chick involved in the proceedings again. Orlando pumping mayonnaise all over his stomach while wearing a mask from the outtakes of Eyes Wide Shut doesn't exactly scream "bisexual" to me.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

True, lets get some mayo on his broad as well.

 

[Remix]

You're right X, it screams that he's got great taste in both fashion and condiments.

 

[Via Armbar]

bunch of plugs...

A juggalo is someone who doesn't give a fuck about what other people think of them... It's a family... and yes Insane Clown Posse...

Has nothing to do with backyard wrestling....

They run their own wrestling promotion... JCW

And they run a very successful record label...

And if you don't like icp... Juggalos really don't give a shit...

And for the ICP sellout remark... That was ******ed... If they were sellouts, they would take the paint off, stop cursing and stop the serial killer rap... They have stayed true to themselves and their fans since day one....

Really? Because I've had friends my whole life and never once dressed up as a fucking tool. Maybe that's why the flock together though.

"Hey I can see you like looking stupid too, I propose we flock together fellow juggaloser as they say there's strength in numbers. Off we go to annoy everyone!"

 

[X]

Come on now Remix, everyone knows mayonnaise isn't cool. Don't be so mayo.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Spoiler

 

[Via Armbar]

I watched the video for the first time and....uh yeah. Goldust was cool, he was bizarre and you never knew really what he was all about. This is just blah. There's no tease here, there's no questioning anything . It's just "So yeah, I guess Orlando Jordan loves sperm." Not clever. I agree with X that it would have been better if it were given to someone like one of the MCMG.

Awesome potential for finisher names though. I can totally see nobody kicking out fo the Forced Entry.

 

[Ferbian]

This thread is absolutely hilarious, I doubt I've ever laughed this hard about a thread on a forum I will definitely agree with Doc a few pages back.. Thread of the year candidate!

 

[Crias]

Ok, watched the vid so that I can know what the fuss is about.

To be honest, doesn't look much like sperm. Even the bottle actually looks like the mayo bottle the got down at the 7-11. At the end it looks like he's chewin on somethin... he's just having a damn sandwich guys! Jeeze!

Then again, I remember back when Stone Cold was "pissing" neon yellow...

Either way, it got viewers, it got ratings, they win... but that shit's nasty man.


P.S., off-topic I know, but I have to:

bunch of plugs...

A juggalo is someone who doesn't give a fuck about what other people think of them...

If you really honestly don't care... why the insult?

And for the ICP sellout remark... That was ******ed... If they were sellouts, they would take the paint off, stop cursing and stop the serial killer rap... They have stayed true to themselves and their fans since day one....

Shut up woman, get on my horse XD

 

[Hawkeye]

Orlando Jordan is just...so....not attractive. At all. They couldn't have got someone good-looking to do this?

THANK YOU! THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN!

 

[Tastycles]

I'm not being funny, but when I look at the wrestling audience, I'm not thinking "those guys look like they might appreciate a bit of gay sex simulation."

 

[GenMe]

I wonder what the hell OJ is going to do next week.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

You know he wasn't doing that to be creepy. He was doing that to show those MILK campaigns are coming back. He's the newest spokesperson. Here's his slogan.... MILK...It brings out the freak in all of Us. And if that is the case....I better be lactose intolerant right now!!!