FlexAmerican Dynamite
WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
The inconsistency of Roman and Dean saving each other is always something I've found interesting.
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In the real world that's merely a very good way to get arrested quickly, but I'm awfully interested in how it works out in your story. Perhaps the sex will be challenging but rewarding.I'm going to go shopping with my girl and hopefully fuck her in the dressing room![]()
In the real world that's merely a very good way to get arrested quickly, but I'm awfully interested in how it works out in your story. Perhaps the sex will be challenging but rewarding.
Considering how long Crocker's been up to this, this whole Reddit fixation has got nothing to do with getting people to go to Reddit and everything to do with saying, "Neener, neener, neeee-ner!" Then he gets to stick out his tongue and blow a raspberry when his thread gets deleted and/or he gets an infraction.
I'm a redditor. Wreddit sucks balls. It's a hivemind of IWC smark, and extremely toxic to anything that falls outside of the hive. Crocker loves to talk about how awesome it is over there, but it's extremely ironic, because they hate him just as much, if not more, then we do.
In the real world people get away with this shit all the time. If you go on Reddit , there are thousands of public sex stories in the movie theaters, parks, dressing rooms, etc. All describing stories of hot, rewarding, and exciting sex. The fact that you have to hide your pleasure and moans so people can't hear you makes it that much more arousing.
These Reddit stories are what inspired me and bae to try out all these new places to fuck at.
not every man has a penis the size of an infants forearm no matter what they say.
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Yeah, it's interesting how Crocker never seems to acknowledge this every time it's brought up.
Care to explain why you constantly promote a place that hates you even more than this forum does? It's been brought to our attention multiple times that you're not liked over there either.
I used to write sex stories and let me let you in on a secret.
9 out of 10 are works of fiction. Even if they say otherwise. Not every woman has DDs and is wet as a slip 'n' slide and not every man has a penis the size of an infants forearm no matter what they say.
I used to write sex stories and let me let you in on a secret.
9 out of 10 are works of fiction. Even if they say otherwise. Not every woman has DDs and is wet as a slip 'n' slide and not every man has a penis the size of an infants forearm no matter what they say.
Yes, but you aren't even smart enough to use a VPN properly, so no one's going to give you credit for being able to fool the merchandise lady at the dressing rooms.In the real world people get away with this shit all the time. If you go on Reddit , there are thousands of public sex stories in the movie theaters, parks, dressing rooms, etc. All describing stories of hot, rewarding, and exciting sex. The fact that you have to hide your pleasure and moans so people can't hear you makes it that much more arousing.
These Reddit stories are what inspired me and bae to try out all these new places to fuck at.
Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while, Crocker. Your stories are just so ridiculous that we're convinced you still haven't used yours.So having a bae and few instances of public sex is impossible?
People who write pornWho uses that measuring system?
The events themselves are commonplace. The way you're describing them is ridiculous and makes the lie obvious. It might work better if your "bae" wasn't suddenly available for sex and blow jobs every time after you spend two hours trying to build up your self esteem around here.What are my "stories" though? Sex in car, sex in dressing room, sex in movie theater. How is this "so ridiculous" that it couldn't be true? Me and bae were both virgins up until now so of course we are liking this new life we're living
No, but I ate some pussy last night. It was challenging yet rewarding.So.... anyone had their first steak dinner of 2016 yet?
The events themselves are commonplace. The way you're describing them is ridiculous and makes the lie obvious. It might work better if your "bae" wasn't suddenly available for sex and blow jobs every time after you spend two hours trying to build up your self esteem around here.
Go out there, get yourself some strange, then come back and read this thread and flinch at how much of a tool you looked like.
Again, the way that you describe sex, which is how exactly no one describes their sexual experiences outside of Letters to Penthouse. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone without kids deciding on "the best time to fuck".Or maybe I am on my computer browsing forums, and then when we both decide when is the best time to fuck, then she picks me up and we go somewhere else. That's usually the routine. What's so abnormal about that?