COMMERCIAL FREE WWE Raw LD: Enter The Dragon (5/17)

[The Bearded One]

Taste like goat urine

Layla El my future wife.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Now here come the divas to fuck it up....

 

[Mr. Truth]

Wait are they co-champs?

 

[Lee]

They're brilliant...perfectly logical to have them too.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah... stop being so smarky and just enjoy it.

Oh, I am. I am.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

There's... two belts?

I don't... what's going on...

 

[D-Man]

They BOTH have the belts?!?!? OMG... I just got interested in the women's title division. Have I been brainwashed or something, or did the WWE just do something right for them?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Nice two belts

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, this is new

So, the women's division has three belts now?

 

[Hawkeye]

SANTINO COMMERCIAL, YES.

i know you'll appreciate this Mozz,remember when Jericho first met Santino?

 

[The Doctor]

WTF?

I LOVE IT!

 

[D-Man]

HUGE pop for my girlfriend

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Give the person writing the commercials a raise, they are funny as hell!

 

[D-Man]

Divas title back on a PPV again. Man, they're going all out tonight!

 

[The Doctor]

Eve <3

best raw evah

 

[Stormtrooper]

Maryse was ripping these fans just 20-30 minutes ago, and now they cheer her?

 

[Hawkeye]

MY BABY EVE!!!!!!!!!! *sigh they ALL look good to me!

 

[D-Man]

I'm convinced that NO ONE looks good wearing that hideous divas title belt.

 

[klunderbunker]

Slept through like the first 40 minutes.

Yep the Bellas are still hot.

 

[Bernkastel]

Ah, now I know why WWE keeps the Bellas around

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Beth Phoenix is hurt?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

i know you'll appreciate this Mozz,remember when Jericho first met Santino?

SANTITO
SANTINO
SANDUSKY
SANTINO
SANTOKO
SANTINO
SANTANA?
AAAAH FFFFLEIRGFIHEGFIHEUGFT MY NAME IS SANTINO MARELLA!

 

[LigerBomb]

HUGE pop for my girlfriend

That works on many levels...

 

[D-Man]

Beth Phoenix is hurt?

Torn ACL

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Beth Phoenix is hurt?

Yep, legit knee injury. Out indefinitely.