COMMERCIAL FREE WWE Raw LD: Enter The Dragon (5/17)

[The Doctor]

Right now, The Final Countdown should hit.

 

[Hawkeye]

YES!!! NATTIE IS THE BEST!

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I gotta take a piss, but I dont wanna miss this.

 

[The Bearded One]

I would attempt to do dirty things to Natalya, but she would turn me down. Being the good citizen that I am, I would respect her rights to say no.

 

[The Doctor]

NO WAY BRET IS GOING TO WIN???????????

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Wait? Really? Can he do it?

 

[Sean Valjean]

BRET WON?!?!?!?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

So... Bret's the champion. What?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

THE FUCK!?!?!!#?!!

 

[Buffalo Dave]

much better sharpshooter this time Brett!

 

[Hawkeye]

oh god...what the hell's gonna happen now!?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

BRET IS THE US CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

I don't care if there was no Danielson....I'm still happy.

 

[Tyrath]

Ugh...why does Bret need to have won there?

 

[The Bearded One]

Bret won???? This RAW has been unbelievable!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Truth]

So this is going to lead to Hart vacating the belt and a Danielson/Miz fued. Right? Right? Right? Please.....

 

[D-Man]

He tripped!!! HAHAHAHAHH

 

[Bernkastel]

damn that girl has CURVES

yes

 

[Turd Ferguson]

That was not nearly as cool as a Bryan Danielson appearance.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

And I'm convinced that Natalya doesn't even own a pair of panties. I mean seriously... yowsa!

 

[The Doctor]

VACATE IT, GIVE IT TO DANIELSON

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I dont think anyone understands how much prestige that just brought to the belt.

 

[Tyrath]

I guess the title is going to be vacated now. Tournament maybe? Maybe they'll put it on someone who'll actually defend it instead of chasing the tag titles.

 

[D-Man]

Natalia's ass is like nice, thick butter.