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[JGlass]

Jonathan

 

[The Doctor]

On this day, I see clearly.

Everything has come to light.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I can assure you that all the backstage heat between TDigle and myself is real. The thought of working with him makes my sphincter tighten and my bowels loosen. Not a winning combination.

If it was all part of the plot, would you tell us? Of course not.

The only reason I would have added myself to your team (if I had that power) is to ensure you didn't win, as I was convinced that you were the chosen one of the Puppet Master. But it wasn't just me you were saddled with, it was also HHF and Snyper. This was all but a deathblow to you. You eliminating yourself just shows that Fox Force Five was the chosen team all along.

Nothing could hold me down and you know it.

Furthermore, I have dragged the name of this tournament through the mud; shit covered mud that is run off dirt from a nuclear power plant. Why would I try to lower the prestige of the tournament if I had a sure plan to win?

Because you aren't very smart.

 

[JGlass]

If it was all part of the plot, would you tell us? Of course not.

Yet I'd start an entire conspiracy theory that would have otherwise left the conspiracy unexposed, thus allowing me to waltz to victory without question? Not buying it.

Nothing could hold me down and you know it.

Except apparently being given HHF, Snyper, and myself as teammates.

Because you aren't very smart.

I have flawlessly run this investigation so far, clearly I am quite intelligent.

And Doc, I don't think the Puppet Master would choose such an obvious code name if it was related to his username. If he did, though, the two top suspects would be...

Jonny B- A former admin who has been long gone from this website. He may be looking for a way to break back in, and rigging the tournaments of Wrestlezone could do just that.

or

Little Jerry Lawler- I don't know what his motives are, but Little Johnny and Little Jerry are awfully close. He's also been stalking this thread for a while, possibly to find clues on how to cover his ass. It's also worth noting that he was not on any Survivor Series team if my memory serves me correctly.

Once again, I don't think either of these men are involved in the scandal, but it's worth mentioning.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

It's fucking JGlass.

What is fucking JGlass and how is it relevant to the discussion at hand?

 

[Uncle Chester]

The identity of the Puppet Master belongs to the most unlikeliest if posters. It has to be Gaping Anus, I bet my entire credibility on it.

This is his way of enacting revenge upon us for calling him idiot all the time, may god have mercy on our souls.

 

[ABMorales787]

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Are you sure it's not Little Jonnie? Fella was uncaged after all.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Except apparently being given HHF, Snyper, and myself as teammates.

It's General Disarray. I don't know who this Snyper is? Seems like a winner though if you're asking me...

Also I'd think the MMA guys will be very quick in voting me out.

 

[JGlass]

Doc, has R-Truth responded to your inquiry regarding the whereabouts of Little Johnny?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I haven't seen him.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm afraid he has not.

 

[JGlass]

Dammit, this can only mean one thing, R-Truth has been compromised. It looks like we must continue into the darkness on our own, gentlemen. And, what's more, the chosen team of the Puppet Master, Fox Force Five, is mere moments away from achieving victory. We must ensure that the Grapefruits of Wrath somehow manage to achieve victory over Fox Force Five.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How do you know that the puppet master isn't manipulating you to vote for the grapefruits of wrath?

 

[JGlass]

SNS raises a good point. While Fox Force Five has been given a clear path to the finals by forcing SNS out of the competition, The Grapefruits of Wrath saw their opponent burdened with D-Man, a team killer wherever he travels.

The reason I'm favoring the Grapefruits to Fox Force right now is because Leafy Shuffleboard is a very suspicious character, and may indeed be the Puppet Master.

 

[Coco]

If you think the Sly/KB administration isn't involved in the strange going-ons in both this tournament and mine, you really need to rethink things.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

They are just pawns. I am fairly sure the KGB is running things.

 

[JGlass]

I think the Sly/KB administration is being played until the Puppet Master can successfully overthrow them. The Puppet Master is going to try to pit the entire staff against each other until so many resign that he can fill it with his own cronies.

 

[Leafy]

The reason I'm favoring the Grapefruits to Fox Force right now is because Leafy Shuffleboard is a very suspicious character, and may indeed be the Puppet Master.

No. I'm not smart enough. Or care enough.

 

[JGlass]

No. I'm not smart enough. Or care enough.

That's exactly what the Puppet Master would say. I have my eyes on you, Leafy.

We should also take people who want mod/admin spots into consideration. Doug Crashin' is a person of interest as he was a final candidate in the fake admin competition.

 

[Jay Sherman]

I take all blame for having not signed up for this tournament therefor making it less interesting and I apologize. Honestly though ...I want da truffff

 

[JGlass]

What's your take on the state of the tournament, Jay?

 

[Jay Sherman]

That my rep ego hurts to much to vote anymore, cause I vote the wrong way

That, and while I contributed twice to this but immediately fixed it. To many people aren't doing basic math correct and not checking to see if a vote was cast while they were in the process of casting theres, and making any appropriate edits. Something is off, but the internet is not serious business for me anyways.

That and hospital food.....

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

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[JGlass]

Don't worry Jay, the schmucks that red rep you take the tournament to seriously, so they're the real losers in the situation. However, the people taking it seriously are probably working for the Puppet Master, so they are all people of interest.

And Jason, Killjoy already beat you to it. Tough luck bro.