I just took a bunch of randomly made comments that I felt sounded stupid, and bunched them together.
And here.. we.. go.
Fuck the TLC match stipulation. You can throw it out the window right now because we are talking about Hulk Hogan. One of the greatest superstars if not THE greatest of all time.
Well, this should really be it huh? I mean, there's a stipulation involved.. and I'm pretty sure it's made to be relevant to the match-up, but because Big Sexy says fuck it, you can throw it away because it's
Hulk Hogan, well that says it all I guess. Shit.
So, why am I still going on, if that's suppose to be it? Maybe because a name isn't going to cause wide spread panic and chaos in completey ignoring the fact that this is a match-up that Hogan has never performed in, and is out of his element in.
BUT, BUT, BUT - Hogan has surely climbed before, right? Of course he has. I never said he didn't. Hogan's won several cage matches in his career - and that pretty much involves putting one foot above the other and repeating the process. However, Hogan has also lost cage matches before, and that indicates that Edge can win just as easily.
Hogan's lost cage matches to the likes of; Roddy Piper, Sting, DDP, and Ric Flair. (reference:
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/information/cage-match/ )
So, what is my opinion of "fucking the stipulation because it's Hogan?"
This..

Fuck the hulk up.
The Hulk Up was largely bullshit and completely fake to the entire sport.
Hogan made a name for himself because he was "unbeatable" (except through cheating, or when he was a heel with all the same talent and quality as a face - yet lost clean. Strange)
The Hulk Up works in all match types, but to what degree? He's obviously used it against individuals and still ended up losing. In a TLC match in which the only way to win is by climbing and grabbing an object - Hulking up and beating someone up for a 3-count becomes ultimately irrelevant.
John Cena is this generation's Hulk Hogan, but only Hulk Hogan is the real Hulkster. When Hulk Hogan was at the top of his game, nothing could stop him.
So, wait, am I suppose to understand that because Edge and Cena faced off in exactly ONE TLC match - that Edge should lose to Hogan, because Cena is as close to Hogan as anyone can be - but he isn't Hogan, so that makes him worse? I think that pile of crap sounds about right.
1.) Edge had the TLC match won until Lita interfered and it back-fired and caused Edge to fall from a ladder through a group of tables. So, by that I guess it should be understood that Edge would win in a straight up match.. but not if anyone interferes on his behalf.
2.) Cena and Hogan aren't alike. Infact, the only reason anyone in their crazy mind would compare the two would be because they are both the "face" of the WWF/E at the time of their
Era's. Nothing else compares them anymore than saying Edge could be compared to Hogan because he's also Main Evented, carried multiple Heavyweight titles, been in movies and tv shows, and has been involved in sellout shows.
Fact is - Cena isn't wrestling Edge here, Edge has defeated Cena multiple times in the past (except the sole TLC match they ever had), and Hogan has never competed so he doesn't have the experience of knowing what will and won't work for him.
Again, before anyone thinks I'm saying "Hogan can't climb"; I'm not. I'm saying Hogan being in cage matches does not equal him knowing what the hell to do in a ladder/TLC match. When he goes to climb, Edge could be right there to shove the ladder over. If two ladders are set-up next to each other/against one another, Hogan could be half way touching the item at the top only to have Edge climb up beside him and deliver a painful move off the ladder/Edge could run up (ala Benjamin) the leaning ladder, and connect with a spear to Hogan just as he thinks he's won.
The fact is, Hogan in cage matches is hugely irrelevant to everything discussed about a TLC match - EXCEPT, for understanding that yes, Hogan can climb. There is merely a difference between just climbing, and understanding your element. Hogan doesn't.
He beat Undertaker in a TLC... with the help of four other men.
A win is a win. Hogan has won via cheating as well. The Hulk Up is a form of something I would largely considered "cheating". It's a no-selling type of move. Who's to say Edge couldn't just do the same fricken thing?
The best measurement we have for how this match would go is his match against John Cena, which he lost. It was one on one, minimal interference, and it saw Cena walking out the victory.
1. Cena would've lost had it not been for Lita.
2. Hogan is not Cena, and you can't compare the two unless you equally want to say Edge has defeated Cena several times, which indicates he can defeat Hogan just as much/easily.
I think we'll get the totally focused Edge, but that doesn't matter. In his prime, Hulk Hogan only lost when he got screwed out of victory. Edge would be one of the likely suspects for screwing Hulk Hogan, but I just don't see him being successful at it in this match. Even if Edge did get La Familia or Christian or Lita or Rhyno to help him out, you then are forced to give Hogan the NWO or Randy Savage or one of his many other friends.
Just because Edge would likely come into this contest as a heel, you can not instantly think if he had interference that you'd have to even it out with the n.W.o., Savage, or anything else.
When Hogan was cheated by the likes of King Savage, or DiBiase/Andre, or Zeus, or Yokozuna - I don't recall anyone rushing out to aid him. So there is no reason to believe the face Hogan would have anyone even the odds in this match, if the heel Edge had outside interference.
Ahh yes, more stupidity. I hate gimmick rounds as much as they make it enjoyable.
You guys are being ridiculous. Hogan would win this, and to say otherwise just makes you look bad.
1. You're the admin, if you don't like stipulation rounds, then don't have them involved. Pretty simple, really.
2. Claiming Hogan would win this based solely on him being "Hulk Hogan" and naming off a list of achievements/accomplishments he's done for the Company is what's ridiculous and makes you look bad.
Edge has more World titles than Hogan, but people dispute that by saying "he didn't deserve them." Hogan holds one of his (less) World titles, because someone fucking laid down via a finger poke. Don't talk to me about what anyone does or doesn't deserve.
I'm voting Edge because
He's Hulk Hogan isn't good enough for me, and never will be. I'm voting Edge because
Hogan built wrestling doesn't mean he went undefeated in his entire career, nor does it mean he'll do the same here. I'm voting Edge because
Hogan is better than Edge is an opinion based statement, when Edge has actually accomplished more in his (shorter) career through accolades, achievements and accomplishments than Hogan has.
Oh, and those aren't opinion based statements, those are actual facts.