BILL LESNAR UNLEASHED IN PRISON

[Stormtrooper]

Bill Lesnar, I know we had our little spat in this here prison earlier, however know that I am supporting you 100% in this endeavor. You have proven you want to be here, and have proven that you are trying to make non-spam posts. I wish you the best of luck here, and you will have my vote in this here match.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Congrats on getting back, Bill. One piece of advice is to not post in the third person in non-spam.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Did you not read the OP? You know the other guy with the power to do such a thing did this.

Ye did now.

Some mind blowing stuff happening in these forums tonight.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Agreed, Paper. Between Bill coming back, and Sidious being Dave, this may be the most important night in forum history.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Congrats on getting back, Bill. One piece of advice is to not post in the third person in non-spam.

...he's a prisoner...

 

[ZeroVX]

Once Bill Lesnar meets Bubba he'll change his tune real quick.

OK, seriously, why do you keep talking about Bubba with every prisoner that shows up? There's running jokes and then there's just being flat out annoying. It doesn't help that the prison rape joke has been run into the ground for years.

Just...new material, Doug. Please.

 

[Notorious718]

For a sec, I really thought Sid came back. Anyway, good to have you back Bill Lesnar. You really aren't a terrible poster when you put effort into it so you have my full support as well.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

OK, seriously, why do you keep talking about Bubba with every prisoner that shows up? There's running jokes and then there's just being flat out annoying. It doesn't help that the prison rape joke has been run into the ground for years.

Just...new material, Doug. Please.

It's a running joke. And one that I don't plan on stopping if it just annoys ONE fucking person. Thank you very much.

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Does the WWE miss Jonathan Coachman?

Bill lesnar would like to address this point:

Okay people have been slamming Cole left and right for stupid reasons like hes is annoying etc, which Bill lesnar doesnt agree with. Cole has played his role to perfection. He was assigned to slowly be the heel commenator that the wwe has missed sicne Coahc has gone. he has doen everything right so far. he has slammed the IWC's faves whch was supposed to be his job i.e Bryan, caused controversy i.e Lawler and gained heat from the gm emails and commentry which the roster would dream of getting, Drew should be taking notes. Cols mannerismas, one liners and remarks are fantastic, the guy is even working 3 shows and refing at shows, he does it all. The guy could even be GM or a manger he is that versatile. he calls matches as they are, are most of the stuff he says are true to some extent. The guy is doing his job better than most of the lockeroom. thats not to say he wasnt good before 2010, he had great chemistry with Tazz, and did a fantastic job again during Sds glory years with guys like Eddie, Rey, Kurt, lesnar, Benoit and Efge ruling the company. he has natural charisma, and now that he is getting more t.v time and more time on the mic, its being exposed. He was such an ass during the DB and lawer segmnt, and id a great job of getting DB over. COle was the one who made Bryan work on his personality, Cole not the MIZ got DB over to start with. thanks to Cole, DB got his biggest ever pop (the night of that great segment on nxt). He is getting huge publicity for only an announcer, which shows how great a job he is doing. However some still are not happy with his work.

This begs the question, when Lawler went face, and Ross was being well JR..they had Coach to rely on. Coach was a great heel, he suppoted HBK vs Hoagn (the only one), was amzing at showing emotion and getting over angles. He was funny and had sublime chemistry with anyone he was put with inc Styles. Coach was willing To take a bump like Cole, except it was mainly with austin and Goldberg), and he was willing to humiliate himslef (Dx, Rock etc) in various segments to put others over. the guy was genuine and honest in what he said, and his arrogance in thinking he was Vinces stoge was really entertaining. He called guys like Batista out, and didnt have a problem calling JR and Jerry out on some of the dumb shit they were saying

heres a coach clip

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this asks a few Questions, is Cole being groomed into the next Coach, does the wwe miss Coach, and could coach and cole work together well, among other questions?

Bill lesnar once again thanks all for their support. Great American Bash 2006 review in a week, DVD not in possession, same for Backlash 2005, Rumble 2005 etc.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Bill Lesnar will crete his own prison thread where he will post his thoughts on the product. Bill lesnar welcomes any questions whether they be Wrestling or Non Wrestling related.

Tell Lesnar that I said good luck. Tell him that I think he can bring great change to the Prison.

Bill lesnar will post in normal posting style, i.e normal postng style like Sean Waltman sucks and has done nothing to warrent shiting on the current product, Sheamus or the Nexus. Waltman was decent as the 1-2-3 kid where he beat Razor, however after that he rode on Hunter and Shawns sack, and when they got rid of them , he did nothing and the fans didnt care about him. He couldnt work the mic or cut a decent promo to save his life, he was constantly living in the past (Dx this and Dx that), Jericho couldnt even carry him to decent fueds and he never drew a rection from any crowds. people hated him as he was garbage in and out of the ring, he held guys like Kane back and was a genarl nuisance. The guy posted a porn vid with the shemale Chyna, to gain attention as his career wained, and he got nothing but 'tiny penis' remarks for it. Waltman has no right to shit on Sheamus, as Sheamus has done more in a limted environment for his character, in 2 years than Waltman has in his entire career. Bottom Line X-Pac sux.

Good to play it safe for the first post. You'd be hard pressed to find someone stick up for fuckin' Syxx.

Oh and Nash should just fuck off as well. yeah the guy was charismatic and was decent when it came to talking but other than that, he was an overrated mess. The guy ddint drw as world champ even when he was with a guy like Shawn, and in WCW people only cared for him because of Hogan and the NWO, in the ring he was average (Sheamus and Barret are better, and even in their young age), he was involved in the worst Chamber and cell matches ever, and he could forget finger poke of doom, which WCW never recovered from. The guy has always played politics outside of the ring, siding with guys like Hunter and Shawn. He basically knew who to blow, he did know the biz very well.

Fuck Big Lazy. He was shit as Diesel, he was shit when he almost killed Paul Wight via botched Jackknife, he was shit as WCW Booker, and he was all kinds of flavors of shit in TNA. The sole defense for Nash's career is that he was there to bring in the nWo. While the nWo was possibly the greatest angle in all of wrestling, it's failure is fairly unparalleled as well. And a ton of that has to do with Big Lazy running the ship ashore. This is a bit more controversial of a statement to make, and I back you on it totally.

Basically both these two guys have a cheek shooting on the wwe, seeing as though their careers were very overated.

Nash did pretty well for himself for being a piece of shit. X-Pac got some pretty damn good treatment too, for a little while. Watching both of them in this kind of shit is like seeing two 45 year old dudes in jeans and Ed Hardy shirts thinking they still know what's up.

Bill Lesnar only mentions this as he has just watched it on youtube.

A fine a place as any to find inspiration, I suppose.

Has anyone else seen this, thoughts?

I've read about both of these guys being jackasses in the past, but I haven't seen whatever specific shoot you're talking about. Either way, I'm not holding my breathe for it. I'm pretty sure I could guess the contents, and I'm for the most part not interested in hearing the input of two guys who I've never been a fan of in the first place (though I used to love X-Pac's theme when he re-debuted in the WWE).

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Tell Lesnar that I said good luck. Tell him that I think he can bring great change to the Prison.



Good to play it safe for the first post. You'd be hard pressed to find someone stick up for fuckin' Syxx.



Fuck Big Lazy. He was shit as Diesel, he was shit when he almost killed Paul Wight via botched Jackknife, he was shit as WCW, and he was all kinds of flavors of shit in TNA. The sole defense for Nash's career is that he was there to bring in the nWo. While the nWo was possibly the greatest angle in all of wrestling, it's failure is fairly unparalleled as well. And a ton of that has to do with Big Lazy running the ship ashore. This is a bit more controversial of a statement to make, and I back you on it totally.



Nash did pretty well for himself for being a piece of shit. X-Pac got some pretty damn good treatment too, for a little while. Watching both of them in this kind of shit is like seeing two 45 year old dudes in jeans and Ed Hardy shirts thinking they still know what's up.



A fine a place as any to find inspiration, I suppose.



I've read about both of these guys being jackasses in the past, but I haven't seen whatever specific shoot you're talking about. Either way, I'm not holding my breathe for it. I'm pretty sure I could guess the contents, and I'm for the most part not interested in hearing the input of two guys who I've never been a fan of in the first place (though I used to love X-Pac's theme when he re-debuted in the WWE).

here it is Jose

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[Bill Lesnar]

Punk vs Cena

this is huge for Punk, just huge. A fued with Cena is his chance to be a permanent fixture in the main event. Both guys ahve contrasting styles, cn work a mic and havnt worked with each other a whole lot. this fued is just what the wwe needs,its fresh and Cena has an amzing heel to work with. Will cena mocj Straight edge?, probably...Bill lesnar still wonders what the fued will be about. It promises great matches, and its a real chance shine at what he does best. Cena will make Punk work and will Punk lots of room to work with. when Punk wants to, he can get the most heat on the roster (hes better than Sheamus in Bill lesnars opinion), and what better way to gain heat than beat up the top baby face. vince is giving Punk areal chance to prove himlsef here, punks been giving so much time recently, could a mania ME be on the cards? bravo WWE, this fued is a good move. Both guys can only benefit from this, and both guys can learn frome ach other in the ring. Who knows working with punk may help Cena in ring with mannerisms and the technical sides as such.

What BilL lesnar thinks will happen?, Cean will put over Punk just like he di to Barrett. At first Bill lesnar thought he would be doing his shit with bryan, but now it seems to be atest for a match with Orton at Mania

 

[Tech N9ne]

Bill Lesnar, though it is not saying much, these are some of your best posts ever. I still think you have work to do. There are other prisoners in here that have brought much more to the table, while in prison.

I have read deep into things in here, just to find out what some people have done to get in here, and also banned.

CyDeez is a guy that is still in here, and looking back at his posts, I can't understand why... You on the other hand, for a lack of a better term, are a spammer on purpose. Lol

But I think you are doing a little better now, grammar and punctuations changes will help to make your future posts easier to read.

But, I believe the hype, Bill, I do. I support your cause. Also, I agree about Punk/Cena. I think it is awesomely fresh and it is something I have waited for, for a long ass time. Should be some great Raw/PPV moments ahead!

On the subject of prisoners: FREE CYDEEZ

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

It's amusing that so many people are supporting Bill Lesnar now that Sly is giving him a chance, when a week ago they would be talking shit on him. I am not sure if it is a way of sucking up to sly, or realizing once Bill is released he will destroy each and everyone of his naysayers, or finally realizing he actually does have something to offer. No matter what the case Mr. Lesnar will continue to have my up-most support in each and everyone of his endeavors.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Punk vs Cena

this is huge for Punk, just huge. A fued with Cena is his chance to be a permanent fixture in the main event. Both guys ahve contrasting styles, cn work a mic and havnt worked with each other a whole lot. this fued is just what the wwe needs,its fresh and Cena has an amzing heel to work with. Will cena mocj Straight edge?, probably...Bill lesnar still wonders what the fued will be about. It promises great matches, and its a real chance shine at what he does best. Cena will make Punk work and will Punk lots of room to work with. when Punk wants to, he can get the most heat on the roster (hes better than Sheamus in Bill lesnars opinion), and what better way to gain heat than beat up the top baby face. vince is giving Punk areal chance to prove himlsef here, punks been giving so much time recently, could a mania ME be on the cards? bravo WWE, this fued is a good move. Both guys can only benefit from this, and both guys can learn frome ach other in the ring. Who knows working with punk may help Cena in ring with mannerisms and the technical sides as such.

What BilL lesnar thinks will happen?, Cean will put over Punk just like he di to Barrett. At first Bill lesnar thought he would be doing his shit with bryan, but now it seems to be atest for a match with Orton at Mania

Although I do feel this could be an excellent feud I had one major problem with the set up. After punk attacked Cena with a steel chair, directly after Cena's competitive match, it took Cena a matter of seconds to get up. While staring down at punk he didn't look hurt at all, just fairly angry. For a sneak attack to start up a feud it seemed pretty weak afterwords for what it could have been.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Its when he started making more coherent worded sentences is when he got me.

But I always liked his persona in the ole' days as well. He never wrote much. Just 3 lines. Early Lesnar was hilarious stuff my friend.

 

[Macca]

Tears are rolling down my face, this truly is a WZ moment.

Congratulations Bill Lesnar, we told you we would not rest until you were safety returned to us and the day of victory has arrived. Work hard in here and show all this haters that Bill Lesnar is 4 Real.

Speaking of those haters, ask yourself this: you claim to hate the gimmick but would you have taken a second look at him if he wasn't speaking in third person? Bill Lesnar is unique, it's what makes him so special. There is no need for him to change, he's fine as it is.

Bill, once you make it out of here, you can finally, BY GOD FINALLY, make your long-awaited return to the Cage, where you will recieve the megapop of all pops. And then you can take your place alongside the fraternity that has shouted from the rooftops for your release. Samurai 7. You will be a shining jewel in the crown of the Se7en.

21/12/2010 - THE HYPE WAS BELIEVED.

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Although I do feel this could be an excellent feud I had one major problem with the set up. After punk attacked Cena with a steel chair, directly after Cena's competitive match, it took Cena a matter of seconds to get up. While staring down at punk he didn't look hurt at all, just fairly angry. For a sneak attack to start up a feud it seemed pretty weak afterwords for what it could have been.

Bill lesnar knows what you are talking about Slimey. Cena has done this in various other fueds as well. For exmaple the old Angle fued, Kurt was alwasy beating him to a pulp and he would get up and act all 'super cena', thats when it all started really. One must roll with it, and take it for what it is. Matches will be good. Ceans work ethic and ability to bring emotion into his matches + Punks technical skill and great mannererisms = win. These guys should have great chemistry, Cena is great in his baby face role, and punk excells as a heel, so the crowd should be involved in this. One thing Bill lesnar doesnt know, is whne will these guys face off?, Can you really see Cena in a throw away match in the rumble, thats likey to be 2nd or 3rd on the card?, Cean will then be in the chamber and doing his own thing come Mania, so Bill lesnar cant see where this fued will transalate into a ppv (its a ppv worthy fued most def, so it needs to be ppv)

One bad thing, is that punk will no longer be a commentator. Him along with cole have been outstanding and thier delivery is one of the main reasons why Raw has been so good recently. Cole and Punk rebounde off each other eally well, and cole was just starting to really get into his element with Punk.


Its interesting, as now Raw looks really exciting heading inot the rumble, with all kinds of new stuff happening, Miz vs Jomo, Cena vs Punk, Orton vs ??? and HHH returning. Once again WWE are in top form heading inot mania. The 2011 build will be great. Bill lesnar has always found mania season to be his favourite wrestling time of the year.

The raw main event is stacked, so it will be interesting to see who headlines Mania on that side. Sd is so weak, Taker is a huge doubt as well, so dont be surprised to see a big raw guy like Orton or even HHH win the whole thing and face a rising heel from Sd in the Mania ME

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Tears are rolling down my face, this truly is a WZ moment.

Congratulations Bill Lesnar, we told you we would not rest until you were safety returned to us and the day of victory has arrived. Work hard in here and show all this haters that Bill Lesnar is 4 Real.

Speaking of those haters, ask yourself this: you claim to hate the gimmick but would you have taken a second look at him if he wasn't speaking in third person? Bill Lesnar is unique, it's what makes him so special. There is no need for him to change, he's fine as it is.

Bill, once you make it out of here, you can finally, BY GOD FINALLY, make your long-awaited return to the Cage, where you will recieve the megapop of all pops. And then you can take your place alongside the fraternity that has shouted from the rooftops for your release. Samurai 7. You will be a shining jewel in the crown of the Se7en.

21/12/2010 - THE HYPE WAS BELIEVED.

ahh Macca, you have believed in Bill lesnar, and Bill lesnar is very grateful for your support. Bill lesnar hasnt returned yet though, he could lose this and never get his 2nd chance. Hopefully thats not the case, Bill lesnar would be delighted to join Samurai 7 if the oppurtunity arose!!

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Bill Lesnar, I know we had our little spat in this here prison earlier, however know that I am supporting you 100% in this endeavor. You have proven you want to be here, and have proven that you are trying to make non-spam posts. I wish you the best of luck here, and you will have my vote in this here match.

Bill lesnar is happy to see this from you Stormtrooper. It means even his biggest haters are maybe changing thier opinion of him. Good to see!

 

[Super Hans]

Once Bill Lesnar meets Bubba he'll change his tune real quick.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS A WZ MOMENT.

 

[Bill Lesnar]

SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS A WZ MOMENT.

Bill lesnar is happy to see you here hans. feel to free to ask questions about the product, will try and answer them well

 

[Bill Lesnar]

What happened to SD.

Okay, Smackdown has taken ahuge tumble recentlr. Its gone from been the best show in the business, full of rising stars being given time in the ring to shine, however now its full of poor angles and a weak roster? what gives

The fact that the main event is Edge vs kane, says it all really. Edge has been shite all year, bad fueds and matches left on the mic, and his overated mic skills have been exposed to the core due to his horrible ability as a fcae, however despite all of this hes teh champ due to a weak roster. kane used to be a monster, howvever hes been booked like pussy recentky and really was buried by Edge, this title run was a send off anyway for the work hes done in the past (how many guys has he put over now?), and hs retiring soon, possibly straight after or even before Mania. Rey isnt the guy from a few years ago anymore, his knees are fucked and hes character has gotten bland, hes has zero cred at the top due to his size and he puts zero people over...add to that he doesnt draw nearly aswell as he used too. Delrio is too young to be anything yet, yes he has a strong future and has a very very good gimmick, but hes no Brock and needs atleats 6 months to be considered a legit contender. So this is the Sd main event scene, not very strong is it, takers out as well prob for a while yet, weakening it further.

The Mid card has been booked terribly esp considered to Raw. Ziggler and Sawgger are always losing despite thier positions, both have potential and are really strong in the ring however both suck on the mic and have many things holding them back i.e Sawggers lisp and lanky frame + Zigglers name and the peps he hangs out with. So the top 2 guys are being booked really badly, and therefore wont have much cred when they challenger for top honours. Captain Charisma is out injured, fatt hardy and mvp have fucked off, this leaves kofi who hasnt doen shit since SS, and really doesnt look like douing anything ever, hes been gievn numerous chances and Vince seems to be losing faith. Rhodes is the shining star here, as he has leaps and bounds of charisma, and is being booked well considering his gimmick. the rest of the roster are jobbers i.e Masters (shouldnt be), fuck who else is there?. striker and Grish are crap inthe booth. This leads to a really poor product thanks to bad booking and guys who need to up thier game. O shit forgot about drew who needs to develop a personality pronto. It seesm every guy has faced each other esp in the mid card a million times and therefore nothing is fresh on SD anymore. Shows still around, but what does he bring to the table since he no longer feels the need to put anyone over.

So what can be done to steady the sinking ship that is SD, is Bill lesnar to quick to draw conclusions, or is Sd really on the wane, as Vince to looks to have only one show like the old days. What can be done to improve SD?

 

[Bill Lesnar]

Bill lesnar has one more post to make, before logging off. Browsing Youtube again, came across an unreal vid from earlier this year

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from the titus no sell on the mvp kick (that was embarrassing), to the riley mix up, and the Perfect Junior promo, this reeked of fail.

has there ever been a worse 10 minutes in wrestling history?, this was so bad it became funny. Supposed to be the future as well

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

Bill Lesnar has the support of Lord Sidious. Lord Sidious expects the same in return.

Christ on a bicycle. Lord Sidious. Is this the second coming? Oh shit.