The WZ Prison Match - Jenks vs. Bill Lesnar

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Dude, Stinger, please. Shut up about the third person shit. We know. Many of us aren't huge fans of it either. But nagging him about it isn't going to do anything productive. Let it go.

 

[JenksIX]

So, some of you read last week that I was considering bringing Bill Lesnar back, as well as Jenks. Well, here is what I've decided to do.

It is Jenks vs. Bill Lesnar in a Prison match. Here's how it works. Both Bill Lesnar and Jenks are back as Prisoners, for a limited time only. Bill Lesnar and Jenks are in competition with each other, with the winner receiving a second chance on WZ Forums. Two posters, one spot. Both posters will come back as Prisoners, and after a while, I'll post a poll. The members of WZ will then have their chance to decide who they think has impressed them the most during the Prison match.

Of course, neither Bill Lesnar or Jenks will get away completely free of punishment. Whoever wins the Prison match will have original account deleted, and they must register a brand new account. This will serve as a future reminder to not break out rules.

So...Jenks, Bill Lesnar....come do your thing and impress the members of the WrestleZone Forums!

Are we still going to have the poll?

Bill Lesnar likes to say he loves with Wrestlezone and it's posters ...
I'm here everyday to show it!

 

[JenksIX]

*Bill Lesnar likes to say he loves Wrestlezone and it's posters ...
I'm here everyday to shit it!

I fucking love you guys, not even kidding.

 

[enterkey]

*Bill Lesnar likes to say he loves Wrestlezone and it's posters ...
I'm here everyday to shit it!

I fucking love you guys, not even kidding.

Can we believe you Jenks? What happens the next time you feel like leaving with a batin monkey though? I don't think we can take going through that pain again

 

[JenksIX]

Can we believe you Jenks? What happens the next time you feel like leaving with a batin monkey though? I don't think we can take going through that pain again

I was forcefully removed, I never wanted to leave you guys. But now that I look back, it was for the best.

I've been able to go back to being the normal poster I was (or at least tried, sometimes it gets boring in here) and I no longer have a monkey fetish.

Now whenever I get the "itch," I just log on and look for one of your posts so I can look at your sigs.

 

[JenksIX]

*Bill Lesnar likes to say he loves Wrestlezone and it's posters ...
I'm here everyday to shit it!

Wow. Either that was editted by someone, or I've got shit on the brain.

I say shit a lot so it's possible I had a freudian slip typo.

 

[JenksIX]

Enterkey quoted it so it was my mistake. Lol.

 

[Mac Attack]

Jenks and Bill got relased at one point? And I've been away (will be for majority of the week.) and all this happened. It's been a while though seeing Sly down here. Nice to have him back.

 

[Tech N9ne]

Jenks and Bill got relased at one point? And I've been away (will be for majority of the week.) and all this happened. It's been a while though seeing Sly down here. Nice to have him back.

Check the dates on the posts. It was like 2 and a half months ago.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

As annoying as Bill Lesnar is he is a decent poster. He has my vote.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Again, bringing up old threads? This one might have a purpose though.
My vote is undecided as of yet. If there's a Poll, I might vote.

 

[JenksIX]

As annoying as Bill Lesnar is he is a decent poster. He has my vote.

Bill Lesnar shouldn't be in here any longer. It's time he returned to the forums as an active member. Thanks for your vote.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I can't tell if that's bad sarcasm or you actually backing Bill.

 

[JenksIX]

I can't tell if that's bad sarcasm or you actually backing Bill.

Y are you talking like that? Bill always liked you.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Erm, no he didn't? Check back on the Threads, Bill always hated me. I disliked his third person, but didn't find nothing wrong in him otherwise, he just plain hated me.
Why are you acting so strange?

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

He is trying to get everyone to change their vote for acting nice and act like he don't want out.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I see. Well, no-one's getting my vote right now.

 

[JenksIX]

He is trying to get everyone to change their vote for acting nice and act like he don't want out.

What vote Ricky?

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Did you just call me Ricky?

And the vote that will let one of you two out.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Jenks, stop with the fucktardedness?

You seemed promising to get out, but with this, I definitely ain't voting.

 

[JenksIX]

And the vote that will let one of you two out.

Bill Lesnar and I will never get out, that's the point.

The vote should of happened a while ago, but it was never meant to happen. BL kind of flipped out a while back and I think made some alts, which means I probably should of won by default, but nothing ever happened.

BL and Jenks are in here for good. We are not bad posters, we are sinners.
BL and I were perma banned from Wrestlezone and let into the prison months after our perm-bans because our alts were nuisances.

There has never been and never will be any poll. We are never meant to be let out, no matter how well we behave.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I see. Well, you never know.

 

[JenksIX]

Jenks, stop with the fucktardedness?

You seemed promising to get out, but with this, I definitely ain't voting.

J4L, do you know how long its going to take you to get out?
You've only been in here a month and have made alts in that time.
Macca was in here like 7 months, no alts, never asked to get out, and is a good poster. He was kept in here for flaming, even after the cage was created (the cage allows flaming.)

J4L goodluck being in here 6-12 months. Sully really ruined it for posters like you, because he did shit all with his opportunity. You prison sentence is most likely at least 8 months.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I've not created an Alt in that time. That still isn't true.
But anyway, I don't care how long I'm truly in here. I only asked for a Probation that one time 'cos I wanted a Day on the Main Boards. If I'm in here 6-12 Months, so be it. Once I get out, I'll be all over the Mains, making my best effort to show what I can do.

 

[JenksIX]

As annoying as Bill Lesnar is he is a decent poster. He has my vote.

When I first saw that comment, I didn't know what to say. Rhyder you also red repped me recently, I'd always thought we were cool. I never said or did anything against you, you seemed like one of the nicer dudes on here.

Lately you seem to be really negative and starting with everyone. Only couple a weeks ago this is what you said about Bill.

I voted for other as in Bill Lesnar should die.

What's wrong man?