Fusion Week 15 (The Aftermath of Illusions): Live in Houston, Texas
Fusion's theme song hits as a huge firework display shoots up! The Fusion fans scream!
J.R.- Welcome to Fusion! Tonight we're live in Houston, Texas! I'm J.R. with my collegue Jerry Lawler!
King- Oh boy J.R.! What a show we have for all these Fusion fans! Last night at Illusions we saw Shawn Michaels turn on the boss!
J.R.- King, what about the insane TLC match last night!?!? It was brutal... but the ending... That will all be solved here tonight.
King- We also crowned a new AWE Champ, and a new World Heavyweight Champ!
(As king says "new heayweight champ", Angle's music hits!)
J.R.- Speak of the devil! Here he is!
*Kurt Angle makes his way down to the ring with a mic in hand, and his new World Title, shining nicely, wrapped around his waist... He enters the ring and talks...*
Kurt Angle- Last night you saw history... You saw the only olympic gold medalist in professional wrestling, win, yet another World Title!
*The fans scream, then start an "Angle" chant... Kurt smiles to it*
Angle is about to talk, when Chris Benoit's music hits!
*The crowd reacts to Benoit with a big pop!*
Chris Benoit walks down the ramp and slides into the ring...
Angle- What do you want?
Benoit takes the mic out of Angle's hand...
Benoit- Remember a while back you told me that when you won that World Championship, I'd be the first person to get a shot at it?
*Angle looks puzzled, but the crowd remembers and cheers!*
Angle takes the title off his waist and puts it over his shoulder... Benoit reaches his arm out and touches Angle's title...
Benoit- I know when I want that title shot, Kurt...
Kurt rips the mic out of Benoit's hand...
Kurt Angle- Chris... There is no chance in hell that I am going to give you a title shot!
*Angle shoves the mic into Benoit's chest, and Benoit grabs it, giving Angle a dirty look*
Chris Benoit- So Kurt... I guess you're not a man of his word huh?
*The crowd starts a "Liar, Liar" chant towards Angle*
Angle rips the mic out of Benoit's hand, again...
Kurt Angle- I had to earn my title shot by winning a submission tournament... In fact, you had an equal chance as I did... If I wasn't in that tournament, you would've probably headlined Illusions last night... But there's one little reason why you weren't there Chris... Wanna tell these people why?
*Chris Benoit reaches for the mic and Angle puts his hand out to hand it to him... Then Angle quickly pulls it back*
Kurt Angle- Chris... I was in your way... I made you tap out! I cost you the no. 1 contenders spot for this title back at Accell to Hell... Roll the footage...
(On the titantron, footage shows of Chris Benoit tapping to the Ankle lock at Accell to Hell...)
*Benoit shrugs his shoulders and rips the mic out of Kurt Angle's hand*
Chris Benoit- What about the next night huh? On Fusion the night after Accell to Hell... We had another match Kurt... The result was a little different that time! Lets see the footage.
(Footage appears on the titantron, from four weeks ago on Fusion... It's Kurt Angle tapping out to The Cross Face)
Chris Benoit- See Kurt...
*Kurt nods his head NO*
Chris Benoit- Roll the footage again... This time I want it in slow motion...
(The footage rolls again, this time in slow motion... We see Kurt tap several times as the crows screams!)
Chris Benoit- (little laugh) Huh Kurt?
*Kurt Angle turns his head and looks behind him. Then winds up and hits Benoit right in the jaw with a wicked right hand! Benoit falls and Angle gets on his chest and the two roll around and hit eachother until...*
"Here comes the money! Money talk... Here comes the money, the money, money, money, money..."
Shane Mcmahon (mic in hand)- Cut the music... (His music stops) KURT AND CHRIS STOP ACTING LIKE IMMATURE TWO YEAR OLDS... or I'll fire you both!
*The crowd boo's*
Kurt and Chris stop fighting and stand up in opposite corners...
Shane Mcmahon- Now Kurt... You did tell Chris that you'd give him a title shot...
(Shane points to the titantron, as the footage of Kurt saying that rolls!)
Shane Mcmahon- Chris... See Kurt did verbally tell you that you'd get a title shot if he won the title, which he did... So you should get a title shot right?
Chris Benoit- See Kurt? So Shane, when's the match? Tonight, next week? Pandemonium? I'll be ready!
Shane Mcmahon- Well there's A MATCH...
(Benoit looks confused)
Shane Mcmahon- I mean... In this company everything is required on a written contract... If Kurt Angle would like to sign the contract, he can do it right now, and the match can go down, right here, right now!
(Kurt nods his head, NO)
Shane Mcmahon- Well, the champion won't sign... so Chris, it's not looking too good for you... BUT, you're NOT shit outta luck, because... being the brilliant man I am, I have decided to make a match... It will be next week... If you win, you will get a World Title Shot at Pandemonium against Kurt Angle... and you know what makes it even better? Kurt Angle picks your opponent!
***Commercial Break***
The Hardy Boyz music hits...
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for a one fall, and it's a "Tag Champ vs Tag Champ, Winner takes home tag titles match"
Match 1- Edge w/ Christain vs Matt Hardy w/ Jeff Hardy (Tag Champ vs Tag Champ, Winner takes home tag titles match)
Lillian Garcia- Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by his brother Jeff Hardy... He is 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions... Matt Hardy!
*Matt walks out with Jeff to a pop from the crowd*
Matt enters the ring and Jeff stays on the outside... Matt says to Jeff, "After I win this match, we'll both have one, as Matt tosses his title out to Jeff.
Lillian Garcia- and his opponent... He's from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Bening accompanied by Christain... The other 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions......... Edge!
Edge walks out and quickly pulls his trench coat off, tosses off his winter hat and sunglasses, then tosses the tag title into Christain's hands... Edge runs like a bat out of hell, down the ramp and into the ring, under the bottom rope, where Matt starts to stomp on him... The bell rings.
Matt holds onto the top rope with both hands, puts a lot of pressure, and steps on Edge's throat. The ref starts to count to 5...
1
2
3... Matt puts more pressure!
breaks it at the 4...
Matt holds onto the middle of the top rope, and pulls himself up, then lands down on Edge, driving his knee into Edge's throat. Matt covers,
1..............Edge gets his foot on the bottom rope quick.
Matt, upset, turns and looks at Jeff and gives him a thumbs up... Jeff puts a thumb up back at him. Matt nods, then runs back towards the ropes (opposite of where Edge is), and with all the momentum, shoots his legs up in the air, landing a double leg drop over both the throat and the ribs of Edge. Matt (on his knees) grabs Edge's arm, and drags him towards the center of the ring. Matt gets Edge in a headlock (Edge down, Matt on top of him with the headlock). Christain outside the ring, is tapping the ring apron, trying to build crowd up for Edge.
The crowd doesn't go along with it, so Christain taps harder and harder until he's visciously smacking the apron. Jeff is standing on the outside with his arms folded across his chest, nodding of joy. Back in the ring, Matt continues the pressure on the headlock, and we see Edge draining and slowly breaking down. Matt squeezes the life out of Edge, Matt applying so much pressure that he almost popped a vain! The referee seeing Edge's eyes bulging, and his tongue slightly hanging out of his mouth, lifts Edge's arm up... it drops (1- if his arm drops 3 times, match ends and Matt wins) The referee takes both hands above his head and counts ONE... The ref lifts Edge's arm, to see it again fall. TWO... The ref lifts Edge's arm and lets go, it falling, but stopping several inches from the ring canvas. Edge's fist gets tight as he pounds on the floor. Edge takes his pounds to Matt, and Matt slowly lightens up the hold. Edge turns into Matt, but struggles to get out... So he gives Matt a wicked right hand, straight on to the nose. Matt falls back, as Edge slowly gains energy back and works his way back to his feet.
Edge gets to his feet, still a little groggy as Christain cheers him on from the outside of the ring. Matt gets to one knee, his nose dripping blood quickly down to the canvas, staining. Edge walks over and grabs a handfull of Matt's hair, with his left hand, and throws a few right hands to Matt's face. Matt falls back, Edge still holding onto his hair, keeping him up. Edge keeps Matt's hair in hand, and puts his other hand on his back, then tosses him into the corner. Matt's shoulder collides with the steel ring post. Jeff unfolds his hands and claps a few times and blurts out in a dull voice, "Let's go Matt", then quickly folds his arms again. Matt bounces off the ring post, back into Edge, who delivers a snap suplex. Edge covers Matt,
1................2.......Matt kicksout!
Edge gets up and takes hold of Matt's hair, pulling him up too. Edge kicks Matt to the gut, then grabs Matt's head and goes for the Edgeicution! Matt slides his head out, and lands on top of Edge. Matt backs up off Edge and waits for him to get up. Matt runs at Edge and clotheslines him down. Edge gets back up and Matt dropkicks him back into the corner. Matt backs up into the opposite corner, and runs at him. Edge gets his foot up, then hops up on the top turnbuckle. Edge jumps down and hits a Missle Drop kick! Matt crashes into the mat and Edge crawls on top of him...
1...............2...........Matt gets the shoulder up!
Edge looks mad... Edge waits for Matt to get up, then walks in with the plan to attack. Edge throws a punch to Matt's face, and he connects. Matt throws a right hand, right back and they start to exchange blows. Matt elbows Edge to the face, then grabs Edge in a Rockbottom sort of position, but with his head above Edge's shoulder. Matt hits a huge Side Effect! Matt climbs to the top rope and makes a hand motion of a title around his waist. Matt jumps for a Senton Bomb, but slips and crashes hard into the mat. The ref starts to count for a double count out...
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7... On the outside of the ring Christain and Jeff Hardy both nod their heads.
8... Jeff and Christain both walk up to the apron and each man grabs a leg of the referee. They pull him out of the ring. They both start to stomp on the ref! Christain lifts the ref up and hits The Unprettier! Jeff Hardy stands on the top of the ring barrier and jumps down hitting a leg drop! A bunch of referees run out! Two trainers run out as well! Three refs hold Jeff down, while two refs and a trainer hold back Christain. Once both men are held down on the ground, one ref walks over to Lillian Garcia and whispers into his ear.
(a few seconds later...)
Lillian Garcia- Ladies and gentlemen, do to a Double Disqualification, this match is a no contest! As a result of this, there is no winner, which means the tag titles will remain held by Edge and Matt Hardy.
***Commercial Break***
In Shane's Office
Kurt Angle- Thanks Shane... I already know who I'm picking to face Benoit!
Shane Mcmahon- Who?
Kurt Angle- The former AWE Champ... Brock Lesnar!
(HUGE POP!)
Shane Mcmahon- Well I'm printing up the contract right now (takes papers off printer and staples them)
Kurt Angle- Where do I sign!?!? (sounding excited)
*Shane points...*
Angle signs...
Shane points somewhere else...
Shane Mcmahon- and print the name of who will go against Chris Benoit next week...
Kurt writes Brock Lesnar...
Shane- Wow, what a choice for an opponent... I don't think you'll be facing Chris Benoit at Pandemonuim!
Kurt Angle- Nope I'll be at home sitting on the couch with my family!
Shane Mcmahon- Wait............... What? You WILL defend your title at Pandemonium... I just want to make sure that's straight...
Kurt Angle- Well Chris Benoit is VERY impressive, but I think Brock will put him over...
Shane Mcmahon- Yes... But I think we have a misunderstanding... The match next week is a No. 1 Contenders Match... So if Brock Lesnar wins, he gets a World Title shot...
Kurt Angle- WHAT THE F*CK!
(Kurt starts kicking everything and punching holes in walls...)
Shane Mcmahon- You should always read a contract before you sign it...
*Shane gets up and walks out smiling...*
Match 2- Victoria (c) vs Trish Stratus (Women's Championship)
"Hahaha Ooh!" hits the arena as we see Trish Stratus walk out!
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is scheduled for a one fall... and it is for the Women's Championship! (Fans cheer for Trish) Introducing first, she is the challanger, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... TRISH STRATUS!
Trish is in the ring, ready for her match, her face has a few bandages on it from her Hardcore match the previous night with Victoria.
Victoria's music hits, as outwalks the Women's Champ
Lillian Garcia- and her opponent, she is from San Bernardino, California... She is the Women's Champion! VICTORIA!
Victoria enters the ring via the stairs. She takes the corner opposite from Trish, and the two divas stare down and the ref takes Victoria's Women's Title and holds it up high in the air. The referee calls for the bell!
Trish and Victoria stare eachother down, then colide with eachother, locking up. Victoria quickly gets Trish in a strong headlock, but not one that Trish can't escape. Trish goes back against the ropes and bounces off, going into the opposite ropes (Victoria first). Victoria releases the headlock as Trish rolls her up,
1.............Victoria quickly kicksout saving her Women's Title
Victoria gets up and Trish runs in at her for a clothesline, which she ducks. Victoria turns around with a clothesline of her own, but Trish falls back into a bridge. Victoria turns around and elbow drops right on her mid-section, which is sticking up in the brige. Trish falls flat on her back, Trish on top of her, and Victoria covers.
1................2..Trish kicksout!
Victoria gets up and backs up into a corner, away from Trish. Trish gets up and walks in the direction of Victoria. Trish grabs Victoria's arm, and goes to whip her across the ring. Victoria reverses it and whips Trish into the ropes. Trish slingshots back, and Victoria lifts her elbow, Trish crashing into it face-first. Victoria covers Trish,
1..............2..Trish kicksout at the 2!
Trish gets up and Victoria looks pissed, and runs her hand through her hair. Trish is up, and Victoria runs in at her for a clothesline! Trish ducks, and Victoria goes past her, then turns right into an intense tackel. Trish sits on her chest and grabs her hair, and slams her head down on the floor a few times. Trish gets up and waits for Victoria to make it to her feet, then runs in and clotheslines her right down. Victoria gets right back up and Trish whips her across the ring... Victoria reverses it, sending Trish, back-first, into the corner. Victoria runs at Trish, but runs into the foot of Trish. Trish grabs Victoria's head, and runs and climbs the middle of the ropes for a Stratusfaction... Victoria reverses it and slams Trish down. Victoria covers,
1...............2.....Trish gets the shoulder up
Victoria stands back up, looking very mad by now... Victoria stands, her back facing Trish, and as she's ready to do her backflip (from ground), Trish rolls her up!
1...............2.......Victoria manages to kickout!
Trish gets up, and Victoria gets back to her feet, but a little slowly. Trish gives a dirty look to Victoria, as Victoria gives one right back. The two women go to lock up, but Victoria ducks under Trish's arms (to her back) and gives a nice roundhouse kick to Trish's mid-back. Trish practicly falls to her knees. Victoria grabs Trish in a rear bear hug submission, working on the back. Trish lunges her elbow back towards Victoria's face, but Victoria ducks. Trish squirms around trying to escape the hold, but is unsuccessful. Finally Trish starts to stomp as the fans clap for her... The momentum shifts, and she hits Victoria to the temple with a strong elbow, then falls down to her knee, and grabs the bottom rope. Victoria breaks the hold, then drags Trish to the centre of the ring and goes on top of her, as she's going to cover her, but she starts to choke Trish. The ref counts:
1
2
3... Victoria releases the choke
Victoria backs off Trish, until she makes it back to her feet, giving Victoria a decent resting period. Trish is up, and Victoria walks towards her and winds up for a big right hand. Victoria swings it like a club, and Trish ducks, causing Victoria to punch the turnbuckle. Trish starts to throw several strikes at Victoria (in corner). After so many strikes, Victoria falls to her knees and is clearly wearing down. Trish stomps on her back, sending her down flat on her stomach. When Victoria gets to her feet, Trish nails her in the face with a Chick Kick! Trish immedietly covers Victoria!
1...................2.................3!
Lillian Garcia- Ladies and gentlemen, here is your Winner, and the new Women's Champion... Trish Stratus!
J.R.- Ladies and gentlemen! We have just crowned a new Women's Champion!
Jerry Lawler- But up next, Bobby Lashley has a few things to say!
***Commercial Break***
Bobby Lashley's music hits, as he walks out with a mic in hand, and enters the ring.
Lashley- Last night at Illusions, I destroyed the legacy of the Undertaker... I put the Undertaker down in flames. That is why The Undertaker cannot be here tonight... it is because of this man in the ring. That's right, you're looking at him. It's the new kid on the block, me... Many might ask why I did what I did... Simply because I just plain, hate the Undertaker!
**Dong**
The crowd goes crazy as Undertaker's music starts to play!
Lashley starts to shake...
Lashely-Und... Undert... Undertaaaaker..... (voice choppy) If y... ya... you, c... can hear m... me
*lights go back on*
Lashley- (voice confident again) I want you one on one... I want to destroy you once again. (points a finger at the rampway)... Undertaker if you are backstage, get out here...
*lights go out again, and the church bells in Taker's music play! Lashley looks scared shit, but soon after, the lights go back on and he again becomes confident*
A video appears on the titantron...
(it's Undertaker sitting in a dark room... )
Undertaker- LAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHLLEEEEEYYYY! I will hunt you down... I will find you... I will KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL you... hahahahhaa... REST IN PEAAAAAACCCCCCCCEE!
Lashley scurries out of the ring, and out of the arena through the crowd...
Backstage- Mickie James and Trish Stratus
Mickie James- Well congratulations on winning that title...
Trish Stratus- Thanks Mickie (she smiles at Mickie)
Mickie James- Take good care of that title, because next week I have a match... The match is against Lita, where the winner is the No. 1 Contender for that Women's Title.
Trish stares at Mickie and walks away
***Commercial Break***
Jerry Lawler- Welcome back to Fusion! We have some great matches announced for next week!
J.R.- In fact, net week we have two no. 1 contenders matches!
No. 1 Contender for the World Championship
Chris Benoit vs Brock Lesnar
No. 1 Contender for the Women's Title
Mickie James vs Lita
Jerry Lawler- But what about tonight J.R.? Later tonight we have a "Confrontation" between Shawn Michaels and The Mcmahons!
J.R.- What about this huge tag team match that we have set for you? It's gonna be:
Batista/Brock Lesnar vs JBL/Kane
Jerry Lawler- J.R., that's later tonight, but now we have another match for ya!
"Burn In My Light" hits the arena as the fans jump to their feet and give a huge pop for The Legend Killer! Randy Orton walks through the curtain to more cheers, as the fireworks rain down. He does hit little pose for the crowd, then walks down the ramp.
Lillian Garcia- The following match is scheduled for a one fall... Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri... Weighing in at 245 pounds... "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton!
"Can you dig it sucka?" hits the arena, as the crowd goes TOTALY INSANE!
Lillian Garcia- And his opponent... From RIGHT HERE IN HOUSTON, TEXAS! (crowd goes nuts!) Weighing in at 250 pounds... he is the current International Champion... BOOOOOOOOOOOOKERR T!
Booker T walks down the ramp as his hometown fans go crazy for him!
Randy Orton vs Booker T
Booker T walks up the ring steps and has a deep look in his eyes, as he's ready to take on Orton! The ref calls for the bell, as the match is officially underway. The Legend Killer, and the International Champion, lock up in the middle of the ring, as both men try to muscle their foe back into a corner. They're unsuccessful, being both men weigh about the same, and have equal strengths. They keep trying to overpower one another, then Booker T purposely falls back and down, getting leg scissors around Orton's body. Booker T's laying back, leaning on his elbow, as Orton's in the hold on his knees. Fans cheer! Orton is clearly wearing down early, as he goes down to all fours. Booker T finally releases the submission, and gets back to his feet. Orton takes a second but gets up as well. Booker T walks towards him, and gives him a nice chop across the chest, causing Orton to fall back against the ropes. Booker T whips him across, but Orton reveses it, and sends Booker T to the ropes. Booker bounces back and Orton jumps up over his head, then Booker bounces right off the other side and knocks Orton down with a spinning back kick. Booker covers...
1...............2..Orton kicks out right at the 2!
Both men rise, and Booker kicks Orton to the gut, then runs back against the ropes for momentum. Booker goes for a clothesline, but Orton ducks... Then on Booker's way back, he runs right into a Dropkick! Both men back up... Orton walks over to Booker and gets his left hand behind his head, then Orton gives one of his huge uppercuts, right to Booker's jaw! Orton puts Booker T in the corner, and takes a few shots at his gut. Orton backs up, and Booker takes a step forward. Orton sneaks behind him and executes a neckbreaker! Randy covers Booker T...
1...............2..Booker kicks out at the 2!
Orton lifts Booker T up with him, and Verticle Suplexes him. Orton climbs to the top rope, and when Booker T rises... Orton jumps hitting a nice Missle Drop kick! Orton covers.
1................2.....Booker again kicksout!
Orton grabs Booker's left arm and stretches it back, hurting Booker's shoulder (both men on ground). Booker doesn't tap after about ten seconds, so Orton releases the hold. Orton grabs Booker's wrist, an stands up, then kicks his shoulder a few times. Orton falls down to his knee, it driving into Booker's shoulder. Orton lifts Booker T to his feet, and Booker T starts to throw right hands at Orton. Booker whips Orton across the ring, he slingshots back into a shoulder (right) knockdown by Booker T. When both men are back to their feet, Booker T chop Orton across the chest, then follows it by a few right hands, driving him back into the corner. Booker chops Orton again across the chest, then goes for a right hand, which Orton blocks, and uses to turn Booker into the corner (same corner). Orton kicks him to the gut, then with both hands, grabs behind Booker's neck. Orton drops down to his knees, and Booker falls forward and down. Orton climbs to the top and when he sees its right, jumps for a Cross Body! Booker T moves out of the way... as Orton's working himself back to his feet, Booker runs back against the ropes, and when he slings back Orton's keiled over... Booker goes for a Scissors Kick! Orton moves out of the way and Booker misses! Randy Orton pulls off a quick RKO, then goes for the cover.
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The Houston crowd boo's as their hometown hero just lost...
Lillian Garcia- Here is your Winner: Randy Orton
Jerry Lawler- J.R. what a great match we just whitnessed!
J.R.- Yea but these fans don't seem happy being the International Champ, their hometown hero, Booker T, just lost!
Jerry Lawler- We'll be right back!
J.R.- and when we return, it'll be JBL/Kane vs Batista/Lesnar!
***Commercial Break***
JBL and Kane vs Batista and Brock Lesnar
Batista's music hits first, the crowd doesn't have much of a reaction, but a few boo's echo the arena.
Lillian Garcia- The following contest is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for a one fall... introducing first, from Washington, D.C.... Weighing in at 290 pounds...
Batista!
"Here Comes the Pain" hits the arena as Brock Lesnar walks out to be boo'd.
Lillian Garcia- and his partner from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 295 pounds... He is the former AWE Champion... Brock Lesnar!
Brock gets into the ring and him and Batista hi-five
JBL's music hits the arena to no reaction, as his White Limo with the horns in front, drives out on the ramp. The shoafer gets out and opens the door for JBL.
Lillian Garcia- and their opponents, first... Now living in New York City, weighing in at 290 pounds, John Bradshaw Layfeild.
JBL walks down the ramp as the limo pulls out. He enters the ring and points at Brock Lesnar and talks trash.
Flames explode on the ramp way, and Kane's music hits! Outwalks the New AWE Champ, The Big Red Machine...
Lillian Garcia- and his partner, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 326 pounds... He is the AWE Champion... KANE!
Kane walks down the ramp, into the ring, and lifts his arms... then slams them down as the ringposts shoot up fireworks and the music changes... Batista quickly attacks Kane from behind, as Lesnar and JBL hurry out of the ring and into their corners. Kane falls down to one knee, and Batista pounds on his back, but Kane absorbs it and gets right up. Kane gets right in Batista's face and backs him up. Kane gives a big uppercut to Batista, whipping his head back. Kane gives a big right hand to Batista's face, knocking him back in Kane's corner. Kane takes both of his hands and wraps them around Batista's throat, choking the life out of him! The ref counts
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4... Kane lets go
Batista falls forward into Kane, who lifts him for a big Sidewalk Slam! Kane lifts Batista to his feet, and kicks him to the gut, then grabs his head around his neck. With Batista's head wrapped in Kane's arm, Kane pushes Batista forward, and whipping him back (still in hold) a few times, causing a great deal of pain to Batista's neck, and giving him some minor whiplash. Batista falls to his knees, and Kane lifts him back to his feet, then straight up... Kane hits a Standing Verticle Suplex. Kane climbs to the top rope, and when Batista gets up, jumps for a Diving Clothesline. Batista moves, and avoids it, causing Kane to crash into the mat. Kane gets back up, and Batista lifts him, and hits a huge Spinebuster! Batista crawls to Brock Lesnar in his corner. Batista makes it there and tags Brock into the match... Brock enters the ring and walks toward Kane, ready to attack, when Kane suddenly sits up! Brock takes a step back, then runs in and Clotheslines Kane down. Brock stomps on Kane a few times, before Kane again sits up. Brock gives a few right hands to Kane, then Kane starts throwing them back. Kane whips Brock into his (Brock's) corner. Kane starts to punch Brock to the face, when JBL makes a blind tag to Kane. Brock doesn't notice, and JBL reaches over the ropes and gives a right hand to Brock. Kane exits the ring, as JBL enters. JBL runs into Brock and gives him a Big Boot, knocking him down. JBL stands a few feet away from Brock, and screams, "Get up Brock!" JBL goes and stomps on Brock... Then says, "Brock, gonna get up?" JBL turns and looks at the fans, when Brock grabs his leg from behind and pulls him down to the ground. Brock gets on his chest and gives a few right hands, then gets up. Brock lifts JBL to his knees, and JBL starts throwing soft rights and lefts to Brock's gut, but it barely slows Brock down. Brock looks down at JBL, who gives him a right hook to the face! Brock falls back (not down), and JBL gets up, and runs at Brock with a Shoulder Knockdown. But Brock doesn't fall, so JBL goes back against the ropes for momentum for it again, and Brock steps to the side, and JBL goes front first into the opposite ropes, then falls back into a huge German Suplex by Brock. Brock taunts, then when JBL gets up, Brock lifts him in the position for the F-5. JBL slips off, and Kane blind tags himself in. Kane gives a Big Boot to Brock, then sits on his chest and throws some rough right hands. Kane gets up and stands on Brock's throat, holding onto the top rope... The ref counts.
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4... The ref pulls Kane off Brock
Kane, mad at the ref, faces him and walks toward him, backing him up. Brock rolls up Kane from behind,
1................2.....Kane kicksout!
Kane sits up, as Brock backs up and tags in Batista. Batista (looking scared), slowly enters the ring through the top and middle ropes. Batista runs in at Kane and they both clothesline eachother down. The ref counts the double countout...
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2
3
4... Kane sits up
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6... Batista starts to get up (on all fours)
7... Both men get up
Kane walks towards Batista and gives him an uppercut, Batista giving one right back. Kane gives a second one back, then grabs Batista's throat. Kane lifts Batista about 6 inches off the ground and does a 180, tossing Batista into the corner, then chokes him with just the right hand. Kane tags in JBL... JBL comes in and kicks Batista in the corner, while Kane's still choking. The ref tells Kane to get out of the ring, and while he's distracted, Brock Lesnar runs into the ring and clotheslines JBL down. Brock slides out the side... The ref turns around and Batista hit a back breaker to JBL. Batista puts JBL in the corner (still down) and holds on to the top rope, and drops his knee several times into the temple of JBL. Batista then gets up and lifts JBL back to his feet. Batista whips Batista into his (Batista's) corner with such impact, that JBL hits it and falls right down. Batista tags in Brock Lesnar. Brock comes in and continues the attack on JBL. He lifts JBL to his feet and Irish whips him into the corner. Brock runs in and clotheslines him, then grabs on to the middle rope on both sides and drives his shoulder into JBL's ribs several times. When Brock's done, he hits a big Belly to Belly Suplex. Brock covers JBL...
1...............2.....Right before the 3 Brock lifts JBL's shoulder
Brock backs up, rests, then a few seconds later, walks back towards JBL (on all fours). Kane sets a distraction on the ref, as JBL low blows Brock Lesnar! The ref turns around, right in time to see JBL clothesline from Hell, Brock Lesnar down! Kane runs through the middle of the ring, and Big Boots Batista right off the apron, as JBL covers!
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Lillian Garcia- Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your Winners, John Bradshaw Layfeild, and the AWE Champion... Kane!
The Aftermath: Kane slides out of the ring and reaches under the ring and pulls out two chairs... Kane tosses JBL a chair, and holds onto one himself, then enters the ring. Batista slides into the ring and Kane gives him a chairshot across the face, as JBL hits Brock Lesnar with a chair! Kane lifts his arms then drop them and fireworks shoot up from the ringpost... Kane's music hits as he exits the ring and gets his title, then walks out. After Kane is through the curtain, JBL exits the ring...
***Commercial Break***
"Here Comes the Money" hits the arena as Shane Mcmahon walks out looking mad with a mic in hand. He walks down the ramp... "No Chance" hits the arena as Shane's father, the chairman, walks out with another mic in hand...
Vince is walking down the ramp and into ring while talking
Vince- What happened with Shawn Michaels last night at Illusions was totally unacceptable... (raising his voice) I trusted you ya know... Now I will make you pay!
Shane stands in the ring and knods his head and agrees with what his father says
*Shawn Michael's face appears on the titantron... he's sitting in a dark room...
(Shawn Michaels talking to someone else on his side, unseen on the screen)
Shawn Michaels- I know, can you beleive that Vince Mcmahon? He just said I'm gonna pay? Pay for what, a protective cup for his grapefruits...
(Shawn dials on his cell phone)
Shawn Michaels- Hi... Is this the sporting goods department?
(Camera man whispers to Shawn... Shawn, we're on! Shawn waves his hand towards the camera man, as in leave me alone...)
Shawn Michaels- Oh okay good... I would like to order an extra-small, kids size, Athletic supporter, protective cup... Yes... Deliver that to Masidon Square Garden, New York City one week from tonight... Bring it to Vince Mcmahon's office... Oh yea they'll let you in backstage... Thanks a lot......... Bye
(Shawn closes the cell phone and looks into the camera)
Camera Man- Sha... Shawn... We've kinda been on... I got your whole phone conversation...
Shawn Michaels- Oh, nothing personal...
In the ring, Vince Mcmahon is bloodred and pissed!
Vince Mcmahon- SHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN! GET OUT HERE NOW!
Shawn Michaels (on titantron)- I'm sorry Vince, I can't right now... I'm in the middle of a barbecue!
(Shawn turns to the side that he was turned talking earlier... Triple H is shown with a big chef's hat and a little grill in front of him!)
*THE FANS GO NUTS!*
Triple H- Vince... I'm making sausages for Shawn and I! Aren't those big?
(The camera views most of the grill and we see sausages cooking! About a half a dozen)
Shane- I DEMAND YOU TWO TO SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR MY FATHER!
Triple H- Oh I didn't forget him... I made the two of you those little weanies... They'll be done soon... I mean they don't take too long to cook... I mean look at the size... Vince I mean, you'd know...
(The camera views the whole grill... There's a bunch of little weanies piled up in front of words that spell out "DX"... The camera then zooms out a little to show Billy Gunn on Triple H's left.
Vince Mcmahon- DX?
(Vince nearly falls back and shits his pants!)
Triple H- No Vince... You didn't give me time to finish... Give me a second, will ya?
(Triple H takes little clampers and carfully arranges the pile of weanies in front of "DX")
Vince explodes in the ring, jumps up and down, tears off his suit jacket and throws the mic on the floor and turns even more red!
Triple H- Vince... ya entertain yourself? Ya done? Cus' I am...
The camera views the grill... The big sausages cooking nice, and under them... the little weanies spell out, "EVOLUTION DX"
*THE FANS GO ABSOLUTLEY INSANE!*
Vince and Shane's jaws both drop as the camera zooms out to see Randy Orton and Ric Flair on the right of side of Shawn Michaels!
Vince- W...... Wha....... WHAT? Billy Gunn!?!? What in God's name do you think you are doing in my building?
Billy Gunn- gettin ready to eat, what'ya think?
(Triple H hands each of the other 4 members a sausage hero)
Triple H- (while eating) Vince... yours is on its way... Shane one for you too...
(Triple H pulls out a walkie talkie and talks into it)
Triple H- They're ready for the 2 little weanies... thanks
Vince and Shane are in shock as two midgets walk out with a tray of little weanies...
Midget 1- Did anyone order little weanies? Meaty ones?
Midget 2 points at Vince and Shane, and the midgets walk up the ring steps...
The midgets drop the trays of little weanies, and rip off their tuxedos!
Triple H- The little hot dogs will come out soon, but I thought you might wanna few little weanies to start off!
All of a sudden, little hot dogs drop from above the ring!
*Fusion goes off the air*
Preview for Next Week
No. 1 Contenders Match for the World Title
Chris Benoit vs Brock Lesnar
No. 1 Contenders Match for the Women's Title
Mickie James vs Lita