Anybody Wanna Bet?

[Dave]

Oh I'm down. I'm more down that than Charlie Brown.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, it's on then.

You bring the ass, etc.

 

[Dave]

So, you bet that The Rock will leave The Royal Rumble by beating CM Punk and if he does, I will change my details to what exactly?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno, it'll be a surprise. Maybe Dagger will have a whole litter running around this place.

 

[Dave]

I'll have a think about what you'll be calling yourself post Royal Rumble then.

 

[Tastycles]

Thought about it yet? It's Sam. #GimmickInfringement

 

[Uncle Sam]

Somebody is leaving this called "The Samtuation".

 

[Lee]

Or is this Sam? #nog2livers

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'll take Cena to win the rumble. You can have the field.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll collect my winnings tomorrow.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Grats Sam. You took him up on the most obvious bet int he world and won. You're my hero. Still waiting on that Bully Ray bet.

 

[JGlass]

Shame you didn't wait until you had two name changes secured. You could have named Dave, "Dagger Dias' Left Testicle," and Harthan "Dagger Dias' Right Testicle."

 

[Con T.]

So this round is done
How about we start some more
Namely, with me, jack

 

[Uncle Sam]

I would actually put a bet on with someone that The Rock doesn't retain in the Elimination Chamber.

This belongs in here.

Grats Sam. You took him up on the most obvious bet int he world and won. You're my hero. Still waiting on that Bully Ray bet.

I've decided to only take bets on which I think I can win. Unorthodox.

So this round is done
How about we start some more
Namely, with me, jack

You come at the king, you best not miss.

 

[Con T.]

Uncle Sam, brother. I believe that by Wrestlemania, Goldust will wind up with a contract with WWE. Does that pique your interest?

 

[Uncle Sam]

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Yes. I bet that Goldust will not have a contract as an in-ring competitor by WrestleMania. Avatar, signature, user title, location - all that jazz. If I lose to The Artist, you might have to wait a month before I can change my stuff. Are these terms acceptable to you?

 

[Con T.]

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Yes. I bet that Goldust will not have a contract as an in-ring competitor by WrestleMania. Avatar, signature, user title, location - all that jazz. If I lose to The Artist, you might have to wait a month before I can change my stuff. Are these terms acceptable to you?

.... I'm mulling if I want my deal of a WWE contract, and not just as an in ring competitor.

Sweeten the deal; if I accept as an in ring performer,

Whenever you post
You will post like this, brother
Every single time

 

[Uncle Sam]

.... I'm mulling if I want my deal of a WWE contract, and not just as an in ring competitor.

Sweeten the deal; if I accept as an in ring performer,

Whenever you post
You will post like this, brother
Every single time

Think I could manage
Posting like a total cunt
If just for a month

 

[Con T.]

I'm a very busy person, Sam, and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much.... Just your voice

Edit; outstanding.

 

[Uncle Sam]

One final amendment - you can't post like that for a month if I win. Have we come to an agreement?

 

[Con T.]

Well seeing as how
I've kinda killed the gimmick
You are on, brother