Anybody Wanna Bet?

[Uncle Sam]

Coco correctly predicted The Rock would defeat Cena and I had to pose as him (or was it the other way around?) for a month. Harthan, for some reason, thought Michael Cole becoming a manager was a foregone conclusion and he'll be posing as Dagger Dias' son soon enough.

I hunger. Help me devise a new bet and present me with an opponent.

 

[Tastycles]

I bet you my first ever name change that you can't go a day in your real life ending every sentence with an expression in the form "hashtag [vaguely related word]"

E.g.

"I'll have a big mac meal with a coke please; Hashtag hungry"

 

[Remix]

I have a couple of name change bets going on, but what the hell. It probably won't be wrestling related though, unless you're OK with NXT related or tennis bets.

 

[Coco]

CM Punk could beat the Rock.

Just throwing it out there.

Shouldn't be too difficult to find someone who strongly believes otherwise. That is, assuming your gambling addiction has pushed you to this point.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bet you my first ever name change that you can't go a day in your real life ending every sentence with an expression in the form "hashtag [vaguely related word]"

E.g.

"I'll have a big mac meal with a coke please; Hashtag hungry"

#HowWouldYouKnow? #GentlemansAgreement?

I have a couple of name change bets going on, but what the hell. It probably won't be wrestling related though, unless you're OK with NXT related or tennis bets.

I'm slightly more familiar with tennis than I am NXT, but that's all about to change.

CM Punk could beat the Rock.

Just throwing it out there.

Shouldn't be too difficult to find someone who strongly believes otherwise. That is, assuming your gambling addiction has pushed you to this point.

Current frontrunner. #Interesting

 

[.]

I'd go pro punk.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Would I dare back The Rock against my beloved?

 

[gd]

No idea what to bet on, but I want it to involve you paying for my airfare to your WM 35 party

 

[Coco]

Would I dare back The Rock against my beloved?

I did.

 

[Lee]

Hot Damn
I'm Mrs. Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No idea what to bet on, but I want it to involve you paying for my airfare to your WM 35 party

Putting something of consequence on the line? You've got me all wrong!

I did.

What, John Cena?

Hot Damn
I'm Mrs. Sam.

Never before. Never again.

 

[Blue Chipper]

How about Cena/Ziggler at TLC? Some people believe Cena'll win.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't think I can bet on anything until January 1st, just to be a gentleman to Harthan (who knows, he could still win!). Not a bad shout though.

 

[.]

How's about betting on match quality? Is that possible? Can we bet that Punk/Rock could be better than Rock/Cena? However Rock/Cena had severe pressure that Rock/Punk doesn't.

 

[Tastycles]

Assuming you're coming to mine for the Royal Rumble (expect many "who's Antonio Cesaro?" comments), I bet that you cannot convince my flatmate that you think wrestling is real.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How's about betting on match quality? Is that possible? Can we bet that Punk/Rock could be better than Rock/Cena? However Rock/Cena had severe pressure that Rock/Punk doesn't.

I think we both know that'd never work.

Right now, I've got it down to three (maybe all three):

1. I assert that CM Punk will defeat The Rock at the Royal Rumble.
2. I assert that Daniel Bryan will win the WWE Championship, World Championship or, literally hedging my bet, TNA Championship by January 1st, 2014.
3. I assert that I can say "hashtag [vaguely related word]" after every sentence for a whole day. #Optimism

Assuming you're coming to mine for the Royal Rumble (expect many "who's Antonio Cesaro?" comments), I bet that you cannot convince my flatmate that you think wrestling is real.

That sounds incredibly uncomfortable for me - even more than ordering a happy meal and adding "hashtag omnomnom". Hmm.

 

[Tastycles]

To be honest, if you walk into Lewisham McDonald's in my presence and say "I'd like a happy meal. Hashtag omnomnom" then upon receiving saying, audibly "Thanks a lot hashtag gonnarapethesechickenmcnuggets", before adding "have you got any barbecue sauce hashtag slobberknocker" then I will change my name to anything you want twice.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

How about Austin Aries will be TNA Champion by the end of Lockdown 2013.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Compound bet, that's the only way I'm gonna interest.

I put it to you that:

- Sheamus will defeat The Big Show at TLC.

- Kenny King will beat RVD tonight.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Bully Ray, despite being the greatest talent TNA has currently, will not win the World Title at any point in 2013.

 

[.]

Christian will win the United States title off of Cesaro?

 

[JGlass]

Christian will win the United States title off of Cesaro?

It's going to be an American, as in someone from the US. I'd recommend betting against that.

 

[Dave]

I'll take a name change bet on Punk winning, or rather, keeping his title against The Rock.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Ryback never defeats CM Punk. He ultimately jumps on the Orton train - heads to Smackdown, feuds with top heels... right after Cena finishes with them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

To be honest, if you walk into Lewisham McDonald's in my presence and say "I'd like a happy meal. Hashtag omnomnom" then upon receiving saying, audibly "Thanks a lot hashtag gonnarapethesechickenmcnuggets", before adding "have you got any barbecue sauce hashtag slobberknocker" then I will change my name to anything you want twice.

What is this, Impractical Jokers?

Compound bet, that's the only way I'm gonna interest.

I put it to you that:

- Sheamus will defeat The Big Show at TLC.

- Kenny King will beat RVD tonight.

I shoulda taken that bet while I had the chance, huh?

Bully Ray, despite being the greatest talent TNA has currently, will not win the World Title at any point in 2013.

Intriguing. If nobody wants to take me up on my Daniel Bryan bet, this is an impressive runner-up.

I'll take a name change bet on Punk winning, or rather, keeping his title against The Rock.

You want that side of the bet? Hmm, alright. But when you go with Sam, you go balls deep. Name, user title, signature - even your location. You down?

Ryback never defeats CM Punk. He ultimately jumps on the Orton train - heads to Smackdown, feuds with top heels... right after Cena finishes with them.

Oddly specific, but I still wouldn't bet against it.