"I just heard of this great thing, brother! They call it a blog, brother! Abyss should have one, brother!" He's surprisingly literate for the man that killed Ric Flair:
http://www.tnawrestling.com/news/item/1693-new-monster-blog-3/19-column-by-abyss
http://www.tnawrestling.com/news/item/1693-new-monster-blog-3/19-column-by-abyss