12/21 Raw LD: Raw gets DAMONIZED!

[klunderbunker]

Blonde, chasing a TIGER, with a golf club.

if that had been a month ago it would have been decent.

 

[Tyrath]

Johnny Damon hosting in Tampa isnt exactly a smart move.

Maybe they wanna go for a heel guest host? Hopefully his actions will reflect that.

 

[Profit]

WTF, those things aren't funny at all, they just make me sad because I know that some people find them funny and that is quite pathetic.

 

[X]

Oh. A Tiger Woods joke. You're only about two weeks late on that Vince. That segment sure went over like gangbusters.

 

[The Doctor]

A fucking stealth Tiger Woods joke. A Big Lipped Alligator Moment for sure.

Damon: "Beautiful divaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss."

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

In this match:

Three hot girls with absolutely zero character and personality.

vs.

Three less hot and obnoxious girls with annoying character and personality.

 

[X]

Damn Kelly looks good. I want her in my stocking for Christmas please.

Damn and look at Maryse..

 

[The Doctor]

That wasn't even mildly amusing.

Why, WWE? Why must you betray me like this? You had the awesome PPV, and then the Slammys and THIS SHIT?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The reason I didn't get the Tiger Woods joke is because I thought I was watching wrestling. Silly me.

 

[klunderbunker]

A fucking stealth Tiger Woods joke. A Big Lipped Alligator Moment for sure.

Damon: "Beautiful divaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss."

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[Turd Ferguson]

Ehhhh c'mon we can't rightfully call him a traitor, we didn't really put any effort into trying to resign him at all. I still have love for Johnny Damon.

For me, it was more him saying he'd never go to the Yankees, and there he was months later.

I always liked him otherwise though. My brother used to get called Damon's "mini me" in little league because he looks and was the type of player he was. Plus, when he met Damon, he even said himself that they really look alike.

 

[Bernkastel]

wow, Jillian actually did a move without botching

 

[Tyrath]

In this match:

Three hot girls with absolutely zero character and personality.

vs.

Three less hot and obnoxious girls with annoying character and personality.

I'm pretty sure Maryse makes them average out to just as hot as the others.

 

[DrFeelgood624]

I feel like such an idiot for not getting the Tiger Woods joke lol.

 

[KillBill]

Poor Damon. A nice guy and real fan, and the guy is so nervous hes messing up his lines.

 

[The Doctor]

I love eggnog.


Nowhere to go but up from here, I guess...

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I bet Santino gets the wish

 

[Tyrath]

Atleast they're getting the court out of the way early.

 

[klunderbunker]

The wish: Cena gets the rematch on the 4th.

 

[Bernkastel]

looks like they're getting all the potentially awful stuff out of the way rather quickly, thank goodness

 

[ABMorales787]

Is that what that shit the tiger was? A Tiger Woods joke? Who the hell was chasing the tiger? Her crazy ass attitude reminds me of mom.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The wish: It's either going to be a comedy segment, or Chris Jericho is going to be able to hang out on Raw, championless.

 

[The Doctor]

I've never heard of hat movie.

I like Elvis.

 

[KillBill]

I feel like such an idiot for not getting the Tiger Woods joke lol.

It's ok. I didn't either. Though that was a mascot from a local team being attacked by a Diva, although I didn't recognize her lol.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

If Jericho gets a wish it would be a title shot...