12/21 Raw LD: Raw gets DAMONIZED!

[klunderbunker]

It is a joke. That title they just showed Harley Race and Terry Funk holding? Yeah, it still exists. It's called the NWA World Heavyweight title. That is NOT the same title as the Big Gold Belt/WHC.

Now if they want to connect the lineage to WCW in the 90s, sure, go for it. But trying to connect it to Funk and Race is just wrong. It's NOT the same title, at all.

SHHHHH! Vince might hear you!

 

[X]

You have to be fucking kidding me!?

You are seriously trying to attack someone for being repetitive!?

Wow! You are completely out of touch and a pain in my dick to boot. Congrats.

Your dick is in your boot? That can't be very comfortable.

 

[The Doctor]

Don't forget to watch the always excellent ECW tomorrow, folks! Make the LD great!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Will you please shut the Fuck up? I'm tired of discussing it. Move on and talk about something else.

Same goes for you, Dave.

Awww, come on Sid. Tell me how it is. Please? Tell me why I'm a sheep and shareholder and robot and mentally handicapped. Please save us all from Vince. We need you Sid!

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

It's Kathy, the make-up girl. (I think that's her name)


And here is the man responsible for Little People's Court, who insisted it be shown.

 

[klunderbunker]

Uh oh.

 

[X]

AW SHIT, Damon mentioned Bret Hart!

That all but confirms he's coming to Raw.

 

[The Doctor]

Bret...BRET!!! HART HART FFF

 

[klunderbunker]

It's Kathy, the make-up girl. (I think that's her name)


And here is the man responsible for Little People's Court, who insisted it be shown.

Nancy or Janet I think.

 

[Dave]

Your dick is in your boot? That can't be very comfortable.

Only if you're doing it right.

In the immortal words of The Todd "If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right!"

 

[The Doctor]

The Miz!!

Wait, what about Santa granting the wish?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Fuck yes tease the fuck out of Bret Hart's return

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Miz would make a great speed-bump for tractor trailers.

 

[klunderbunker]

Only if you're doing it right.

In the immortal words of The Todd "If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right!"

That could be the title of my autobiography.

 

[The Dewbliners]

*waits for X to complain about them trying to link the NWA and WHC lineage*

Technically, there is linkage there, Doc. That is, if you completely disregard the fact that the WHC was never accepted by the National Wrestling Alliance. And, it was briefly vacated and shelved by Vince. But, outside that, they're totally linked!!!!

The Miz is in the main?! How the fuck is that gonna be acceptable? And Santino?!

 

[The Doctor]

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Spoiler: Miz will say "Really?"

 

[X]

But Italians don't celebrate Christmas!!!!11!!!!

Continuity error!

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I wanna download this on iTunes

 

[The Doctor]

That was funnier than the whole court segment.

 

[X]

When is the last time Santino won a match? As Santina?

 

[KillBill]

People, just to remind you, John Cena will not be on Raw Jan 4th.

 

[klunderbunker]

I love Miz.

 

[Dave]

That could be the title of my autobiography.

You know how you get those titles of things that you cannot help but get sucked into... That is one of them.

That book would be pretty epic.

 

[klunderbunker]

When is the last time Santino won a match? As Santina?

At Raw in MSG.