Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[Papa Shango]

John Cena proves he is "For Real" by hoisting the world onto his shoulders and delivering a literally earth-shattering FU.
In Earth's last seconds of existence, fans finally cheer.

 

[Rokitka]

Elijah Burke Burke to headline Wrestlemania alongside Chris Jericho and Mr. Kennedy.

You really are the average smarky Fanboy

And Shango's a funny motherfucker

 

[IrishCanadian25]

You really are the average smarky Fanboy

LOL, he is.

FACT

 

[TJF]

- Paul London to get IC title push

- Kelly Kelly pregnant with Beth Phionex's Love Child

 

[Derf]

Triple H discusses his likes and dislikes in wrestling, his future, possible title reigns
MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

 

[simpsons_fanatic742]

Undertaker and Kofi Kingston win WWE Tag Team Belts.

 

[danaconda]

Vince Russo anounces that he is fed up with internet smarks and that the next TNA PPV is titled
"Book It Yourselves, You Little @%#$suckers".

 

[derkman7]

John Cena adds sixth movie to list of accolades.

SPOILER: Santino's big RAW announcement is that he is pregnant with Beth Pheonix's child.

 

[Lee]

But Cena only has one Movie...

 

[C.M.]

Lol.

 

[Lee]

RTC reform

I would mark out at that!

 

[Miko]

Hardcore Holly decides William Regal needs to pay his due's and decides to work stiff with him in a match.

WWE wishes Hardcore Holly a speedy recovery

WWE wishes Hardcore Holly well in his future endeavors

 

[IrishCanadian25]

WWE to release 5-disc set: The Best of Big Van Vader - From Japan to America

 

[klunderbunker]

Big Van Vader to face Bam Bam Bigelow one more time in America.

 

[ThePhenomenalAlexSlack]

The Repo man returns as part of CTC and takes JBL's limo.


Barry Horrowitz returns with a "Hebrew Hammer" gimmick and turns out to be the one who tried to kill Vince McMahon


Scott Hall returns!!!!.....to rehab

 

[Miko]

John Cena has to change the name of his finishers because they do not fall in line with WWE's new PG rating

 

[OIL]

Breaking News: WWE buys TNA. A record low $5 was all that was needed. Vince laughs.

 

[U.S. STEELE]

Breaking News: Raw to feature good, competitive and compelling wrestling matches

 

[Showtime]

Breaking news! Recently sent to hell superstar Edge wins the Underworld Heavyweight Title over Hitler and Hussein. Edge is said to estatic over being the number 1 star again and with his relationship with the Devil. You know Edge will hookup with anybody for power.

 

[Richard]

Vince McMahon purchases WrestleZone.com.

Please welcome your new Admin, Mike Adamle.

 

[TheSchmidt]

Breaking News: Underneath Big Daddy V's giant man-boobs finally excavated. Junior Division Finally Found.

In a Related Story: The amazing story of Super Porky, the fat Junior that tried to eat his way out.

Quote: "I tried to, but it was just too damn fat!"

Ron Simmons was asked to comment, only said damn.

 

[j.hardy for wwe champ]

breaking news: jbl to lose weight and never to get another title match

 

[TNAw00t]

Colin Delaney Wins The Wwe Championship

Vince dies once again for the third time!

John Cena officially voted most underused superstar in WWE

 

[PysChoViSiOuS]

Breaking New: Austin's Farewell match slated for Wreslemania, his opponet is the Great Khali, everyones bummed. Khali's pointless push continues to ruin big PPV's

 

[Bob Dole]

-Edge to appear in Korean dog food commercial

2 days later

-Breaking News!!! Booker T commits suicide.