Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[Monkey_Mania]

Or more correctly, Who can the fans turn on the fastest.

 

[Papa Shango]

Oh, that's easy. The fans'll ignore the entire match, and spend the whole time chanting "Cena sux!"

 

[jerichofan720]

Michael hayes claims huge cross in back garden is just 'somewhere to hang his laundry to dry'

ya, but that laundry happened to be his big white hooded robe.

 

[Papa Shango]

Ha, I get it, he's a member of the KKK.

 

[Shocky]

It's funny that you'd mention Eminem here. Didn't John Cena make a name for himself in the WWE by playing a very Eminem like gimmick? I seem to recall him doing these really lame freestyle raps while wearing throwback jerseys that represented whatever town he happened to be in at the time. I'm pretty sure the WWE Championship he carried was a gangsta ass bling bling encrusted spinner wheel kinda thing too. I guess I could be imagining things.

Seriously, I was only kidding around. I'm in no way a homophobe or a gay basher. Whatever two consenting adults do in privacy is their own business, and it's not for me to judge. I was just taking a low brow stab at John Cena to get a rise, and it seemed to work a little too well. I'm man enough to admit when I've crossed the line, and I'll never make another homophobic comment on this forum again.

Just wasn't you, there were two in a row, and that's the slippery slope I'm not going to let it slide down.

 

[Dead Kennedy]

"John Cena released."

Alternatively, "Hardcore Holly is WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW Champion."

 

[Tim]

Evan Bourne to go to Raw- To feud with Chris Jericho

 

[Milkyway!]

Eric Bishoff (i know i cant spell, sorry) re-hired on wwe raw

Paul-e JUST RE-BAUGHT ECW!!!!

Tna out of business, Kurt angle/Aj/Joe styles heading to wwe ^_^

John morrison NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT/ECW/WWE CHAMPION!

 

[fallen89]

J.R admits bbq sauce laced with LSD

 

[HBK-aholic]

Cena moves to TNA
HBK signs a further 10 year contract.

 

[The_Phoenix]

THIS JUST IN: An SUV flips over guardrail, rolls down side of mountain. It is believed that Big Show, Great Khali, and Mark Henry were all inside and are presumed to be dead.

 

[Murfish]

Rey Mysterio out with career ending injury.

Jeff Hardy gets third strike and is released.

 

[v12dpk]

cm Punk Gets First Strike For Drink-and-drug Abuse, Gimmick Officially Screwd =d

V12

 

[DeadMan5000]

Breaking news: John Cena has officialy come out of the closet and has admitted that he is gay and that he is currently in a relationship with the most overrated wrassler off all time the undertaker

Overated huh? Man you have serious issues.

 

[wetland]

Undertaker legitimately dies, then rises back from the dead

Batista uses simon dean's patented simon system and indeed not steriods

 

[jerichofan720]

Daivari to get repackaged as an even more stereotypical middle eastern... oh wait.

 

[Break The Hearts HBK]

HBK assasinates Obama . Fans still cheer for him which gets Y2J pissed.
HBK wins the WHC.Jeff wins WWE Championship.
Trish returns 2 wwe with her implants back on.
Sting, Kurt and Styles sign a contract with wwe,will appear on monday night RAW this week.

 

[wetland]

Lita admits, "i am a ****"

Paul bearer returns with masked kane by his side, mission starts to kill hornswoggle.

CENA ADDS SIXTH MOVE!!

 

[savage138]

John Morrison: The Raja Of Raw aka The Monday Night Delight.

 

[Booyaka]

Stephy Mac and Trish Stratus strip for Playboy!!

Vinnie Mac decides to never be on TV again

 

[kilva]

Breaking News: Scarlett Johannson sings a 5 year contract to WWE, becomes John Morrison's Valet, and agrees to pose for playboy >

 

[Booyaka]

Chyna comes back and beats John Cena in a match, Cena retires in a strop after losing to a tranny

 

[v12dpk]

Trish Stratus in new celeb sex tape scandal, thousands of men across the world thanking god!

V12, Over and Out.

 

[Johan]

Funaki doesn't job!

 

[Mr. TM]

The Miz realizes hes the better of the tag team, gives JM heroin.