On behalf of everyone in creative, and myself, I feel I owe a formal apology. To the readers, to the members of the fed. But most importantly... To you, KJ.
You see, I made a massive error... One in which I'm sure there will be an outcry regarding. For in one of the matches I wrote, I managed to perform an act of xenophobia, and dare I say, racist. I was, in fact, a jingoistic fuck.
After all, in the match of Haven/Mick Overlast, I wrote for this chant to occur...
We want dollars! We want dollars! We want dollars!
May the record show, my jingoism was showing; the fine fans of Peru couldn't give a flying flip about dollars. Thus, I would like the chant amended to this...
Queremos Pesos! Queremos Pesos! Queremos Pesos!
Once again, KJ, I'm sorry to insult your beautiful and storied heritage.