Is it me or is the WWE just not original anymore?
Yes. You are the only person on the planet that has considered that the WWE is less than original. We are all jabbering, mouth-breathing sycophants (if you need to reach for a dictionary, I'll understand) that never pause to think about the quality of our entertainment. You, in your glorious wisdom, have shattered the bonds of reality and torn free the light of the heavens, descending upon us with your shocking revelations. Speak, oh prophet, speak! Tell us more of your unprecedented wisdom!
I just finished watching Raw and watching Lord Tensai steal a victory from Cena. Now I suppose in two weeks we get to see Brock do the same. Is this the best WWE creative can do?
So, I guess you have a ton of backstage connections since you know what's booked for Extreme Rules already. Can you get me free seats? Seriously, times are tough man.
Tensai or let's just call him by what we all think of when we see him Albert
I heard that next week's main event is K-Kwik and Nicky vs Dustin Rhodes and Isaac Yankem. With your extensive backstage connections, can you confirm or deny?
is still as horrible as he was years ago and Brock to be honest has lost some of his mystique since getting whipped in the UFC.
You mean the guy that beat Frank Mir to a bloody pulp? The guy that won the World Heavyweight Championship? The guy that spiked UFC buyrates higher than ever before? We're talking about the same gentleman, here?
Okay, no, seriously, let's get to business. How large do you assume the UFC/WWE crossover audience is? I get it - since you're probably unemployed and can't so much as get the mildly attractive cashier to give you the time of time, you have an awful lot of free time on your hands to watch every possible incarnation of sweaty men hurling each other about, and since you're no doubt cool, edgy, and possess a large collection of Affliction T-shirts (so that everyone will understand how cool and edgy you are) you're all up to date with the hippest happenings of the UFC. But, unfortunately, my dear, dear, soft-headed friend, many people that watch the WWE are not, in fact, tuning in to the UFC on a regular basis. But more importantly, of those that do, approximately 0% of them (the non-lobotomized ones, anyhow) give any fucks at all about what happens in the UFC compared to the WWE, because, and this might be a shock to you, so you may want to sit down,
the two have got fuck all to do with one another. Let me give you an analogy. If you walked into a coffee shop, right, ordered yourself a nice big latte, sat down, had a sip, then spit it out, threw it on the ground, and screamed, "This tastes
nothing like orange soda, you hacks!", would you be taken seriously? Come to the WWE for wrestling. Go to Starbucks for coffee. Don't expect the WWE to give you MMA, and don't expect the barista to serve you Diet Crush.
I want to know what happened to creating characters like The Warrior, Taker,Kane,Yokozuna,Macho Man, etc. I could go on for days listing wrestlers from the 80's but I wont.
I'm having trouble following your logical consistency - probably not surprising, considering I doubt you've got any. But, here we go anyway. One, you talk extensively about how you hate fat dudes, i.e. Tensai, but then you praise Yokozuna. What? Furthermore, you praise the UFC but call for a return of the most insane, non serious cartoony guys ever to step into the WWE. What again?
My question to the forum is do any of these guys they bring in today feel like the wrestlers from back in the 80's and 90's? To me they don't come close and maybe it's because things just move to fast but Tensai is terrible and not believable since the UFC shows us that big fat guys generally can't fight (Roy Nelson I am not talking about you)
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I'll pose a question to you, alright? If Tensai was in a bar, and you were fighting him, how would you feel about it? Would you expect that the 300 pound behemoth would quietly lie down to, I don't know, a guillotine choke? Wrestling has
always had big guys who kicked preposterous amounts of ass because guess what, they're big, scary, and will beat the shit out of you. How can you possibly claim Tensai is not believable? He's a behemoth. An errant fart could probably send Kelly Kelly to the hospital.
I am sick to death of this generic crap we are fed now.
Well, you know, here's a thought, you could stop watching.
I think Cena is great but when you put a guy like Tensai over him I have to wonder what the hell? I don't buy it.
I'd just like you to clarify, if you will, in what way spitting green mist in someone's face equates with going over. He cheated to win. I mean, seriously, even if you don't believe Tensai could beat Cena clean, he spit green mist in his face. Come on now, son.
Brock I can buy but even he doesn't have me very interested since his run in the UFC showed that his "monster physique" can be overcome by technique.
See various above points, re: Starbucks, orange soda, etc.
Does anyone else feel this way?
No.
Well, perhaps, if they, too, grew up eating paint chips.
I just want something to fit and be like now this guy has a chance to go somewhere. Until Ziggler is ready and gets his own WWE Title run I guess I will wait and hope all these said monsters go away.
Well, I'll tell you what, I'm glad you resolved that one. The gripping narrative of what you would do with yourself in this existential crisis had me captivated. Frankly, I expected a career as a male prostitute, but you gave us all a feel good ending. Well done, sir.
Listen, buddy, you're overreacting. I expect it's because perhaps you haven't had your Ritalin today, but nevertheless. Here's what happened tonight: Tensai beat Cena by cheating. He won't ever go over him clean. Lesnar will. Lesnar, however, is a former three time champion and among the most dominant wrestlers ever, and fully deserves everything he gets. If he's WWE Champion, he will be believable, respectable, entertaining, and great at what he does. Do you know how I know that? Because he did it three times before, and it worked. There's a time and place for Ziggler, but how could you possibly, at this moment, want him to be in Brock's place? Hell, you talk about believability. Do you believe
Dolph Ziggler can beat John Cena, but Brock Lesnar can't? Do you even watch wrestling?
