WWE Summerslam 2017: Longest Party of the Summer

[Rayne]

As someone who is himself scared to death of heights, allow me to say screw that noise.

I've got vertigo. I would have showered the ring in vomit by now.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Backstage, Roman Reigns is having to restrain himself from kicking Enzo out of the cage.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

If Show turns on Enzo because he is annoying and runs his mouth too much then that makes Big Show an idiot. That would be the exact reason Cass turned on him. All hypothetical of course.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I feel like someone will pull Enzo down. Preferably Bog Show.

 

[Mac Attack]

I have not been able to get into the main card. So far the three preshow matches are far better than the three we've seen.

 

[klunderbunker]

I want Enzo shot. Is that asking too much?

 

[Vageena Hertz]

It must be hard for them to concentrate with that idiot shouting at them every 2 seconds.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

I wonder is Cass and Corbin are related.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I liked Cena/Corbin better than most. But none of these matches top Usos/New Day.

 

[hbk4eva]

I do believe I hear some "boring" chants. Overall, this is a very poor start to the show.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I want Enzo shot. Is that asking too much?

With a tranq dart, no doubt.

 

[Mac Attack]

I want Enzo shot. Is that asking too much?

Do you think it be better if Enzo was a heel?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I do believe I hear some "boring" chants. Overall, this is a very poor start to the show.

You are correct.

 

[Bernkastel]

Aw, what's wrong Brooklyn? Not enough high spots for you?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Do you think it be better if Enzo was a heel?

Marginally. But I'd rather him not be around at all.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

From what I've heard, his on-screen character is how he is every day and people are sick of him. I am too so it's easy to understand.

Meh. He and Big Cass have been misused since coming to the main roster. How they've never won tag belts is beyond me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Do you think it be better if Enzo was a heel?

I think it would be better if Enzo were a mute used car salesman in Poughkeepsie.

 

[Rayne]

Only one hour into this show. Fuck this, time for gin.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

My favorite ref is the MVP of this match.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Aw, what's wrong Brooklyn? Not enough high spots for you?

Enzo is suspended in a shark cage and no doubt he is wearing a leopard thong.

 

[klunderbunker]

Meh. He and Big Cass have been misused since coming to the main roster. How they've never won tag belts is beyond me.

Enzo was better with Cass. Since the split though he's just been whiny and more annoying than usual.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Only one hour into this show. Fuck this, time for gin.

Bombay Sapphire?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Ok, this is actually clever.

 

[Bernkastel]

I thought Enzo was afraid of heights?

 

[Galvatron]

enzo gets kicked immediately