WWE Raw LD Can't Wait For The Inevitable Santino Punk'd Skit on 5/31

[Stormtrooper]

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANNY BRY ON RAW!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

....HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

MIZ VS. DANIELSON


MTFO MTFO MTFO MTFO

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH FUCKING SHIT BITCH!!! DOC!!! LEAP INTO MY ARMS YOUNG MAN!!! LEAP!!! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

 

[The People's Peep]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

HOLY SHIT YES

Danielson vs. Miz

Zack Ryder on Raw!

 

[Mr. Truth]

SO FUCKING HAPPY TO EAT MY WORDS.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Miz/Danielson TONIGHT!!!

 

[Razor]

First of all, Ashton Kutcher can't technically do anything to Ryder. What the fuck is Eve on about?

I'm intrigued by the "hit" Kutcher is putting out on Ryder. Could it be a new wrestler debuting? Daniel Bryan maybe?

Daniel Bryan match. Orgasms in 3...2....

 

[Baller]

DB!!!!

 

[Thriller Ant]

There will be gallons of jiz all over my apartment if Miz taps out to Danielson tonight

 

[Nate DaMac]

ghohaiohgiowehgergrgorogjoopjk!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

"Woah woah woah we're TV-PG!"

They need to hurry up and make him Danielson again! He'll probably get the NXT music...

TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH!

WHAT'S UP

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Go get ready for your match."
"MAYBE I WILL! "

What?

 

[The Doctor]

OH FUCKING SHIT BITCH!!! DOC!!! LEAP INTO MY ARMS YOUNG MAN!!! LEAP!!! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

AHHHHHHHH <3333333

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Now that I'm done marking out for Daniel Bryan, I'm pretty sure these are the same exact cameras TNA are using during their backstage "candid" promos. Or it's at least the same exact camera techniques.

Oh god, Daniel Bryan announcement followed by R-Truth. Doc just shot 14 gallons of skeet out of his pants, effectively annihilating the sound barrier.

 

[The Doctor]

He looks so fucking AWESOME with that belt.

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALLED IT! I think it was Coco.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Ok, who said it'd be Jericho against Truth? Give that man a cookie.

 

[The Bearded One]

Jericho!!!!!

 

[Razor]

Because Orton can still wrestle and isn't 2309842093409234098234 years old?

It's a separated shoulder. He'll be fine in the month before the PPV is. Taker is currently sporting a fucked up head because Mysterio's punkass.

R-Truth sounds hilarious, just so everyone knows where I stand on that bad ass.

DON'T WORK DAT WAY ROUND CHEYA

 

[Mighty NorCal]

BABY WHAT I GOT IS NOT FROM DA LEAST

 

[The People's Peep]

DB needs cut a promo claiming himself Bryan Danielson. No more Daniel Bryan

 

[Baller]

Truth vs Jericho

This keeps getting better.

 

[The Doctor]

Now that I'm done marking out for Daniel Bryan, I'm pretty sure these are the same exact cameras TNA are using during their backstage "candid" promos. Or it's at least the same exact camera techniques.

Oh god, Daniel Bryan announcement followed by R-Truth. Doc just shot 14 gallons of skeet out of his pants, effectively breaking the sound barrier.

BESTZ RAW EVAR

 

[Razor]

And yeah, it was Coco that was calling for Jericho to be put on R-Truth duty. Made sense at the time.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I think calling Truth the number 3 face on Raw is pretty accurate right now. They're solidly behind him.