WWE Raw LD Can't Wait For The Inevitable Santino Punk'd Skit on 5/31

[The Doctor]

That was a pretty cool way to begin.

 

[Lt 0reo]

That was odd

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

What did Evan Bourne to do disrespect Edge? I wish we could get some fucking insight here.

 

[Ty Burna]

Nice, Bourne gets his ass kicked by Edge, right into an Edge promo.

Digging the start for Raw fo sho.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

lulz this was uh, different

 

[The People's Peep]

I wouldnt say cool. Just different

 

[The Doctor]

So this is weird, because I don't know whether or not this was a botched opening, or if the E is making things more realistic by airing the show on schedule while anything could actually happen at any time.

Pretty sure it's the second one. Win.

 

[Bobby B]

What the....

Totally confused, Evan Bourne, being buried on Superstars - is attacking Edge? Is this the quickest push of all time?

 

[Tyrath]

Ok, well I actually kinda liked that opening.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

"Yeeeeah, we don't have any more money for pyro at the beginning of the show, so here, watch Edge beat the living shit out of Evan Bourne for no reason."

Yeah, it was a cool way to open the show, but like... I kind of wish I knew what was going on.

 

[The Doctor]

Holy crap, ten?!

 

[Stormtrooper]

What did Evan Bourne to do disrespect Edge? I wish we could get some fucking insight here.

The leader of the Cole Miners said it. Bourne interrupted Edge and said something about taking his opportunity. He took his opportunity to get his ass kicked.

 

[The Bearded One]

Edge is a 9 time champion? I didn't know that.

 

[Mr. Truth]

10 times with 10 minutes per reign isn't saying much.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

lol Randy Orton has officially worn the same shirt for four weeks in a row.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Wow, Edge is a 9 time champ? That just sounds so wrong to me...

 

[Stormtrooper]

I guess RAW isn't All In Balls Out tonight.... No Nickelback.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

shit, dont break your arm Randy lulz

 

[Tyrath]

Man Randy's pops are great.

 

[The Doctor]

RKO! RKO!

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

RKO!!!!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Fuck yes!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

POSE!

 

[The People's Peep]

lol Randy Orton has officially worn the same shirt for four weeks in a row.

Edge has worn the same shirt since the rumble.

 

[Razor]

I liked the opening. When Bourne started to come back, I said aloud "Oh fuck...they better not let this lead into Bourne beating Edge back. A push for Bourne will make me throw my computer screen across the room."

Did you hear that commentary? Bourne was doing this because he "couldn't wait for his time" to be in the main event. What the fuck ever. Fuck you Bourne. Fuck you.