The People's Peep
Mr. Manager
He got some sick air on that SSP.
WWE Raw LD Can't Wait For The Inevitable Santino Punk'd Skit on 5/31
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klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
GOOD FREAKING NIGHT that was a great looking SSP.
Crowd loved it. That was a great move by the E, showing logic and putting a new guy in the main event just to try it out, and it worked perfectly.
SHAYAN_CENA_Y2J
Occasional Pre-Show
Simply Bourne's best day in his life.
One hell of a Raw , kinda PUSH-A-MANIA
One hell of a Raw , kinda PUSH-A-MANIA
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
AWESOME RAW! Tonight was fucking great. Bourne suprised the hell out of me but I still love it.
Turd Ferguson
DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA
Oh, Daniel Bryan is the 4th highest Twitter Trending Topic.
Oh please.
They popped when he came out because Cena sold the hell out of announcing how awesome it was that he picked Bourne. He could have announced Primo as his choice and the crowd would have exploded.
There are always flashbulbs for the SSP. I don't get your point. And besides, you act like people don't pop for the end of a match.
People cheered in the opening segment? You mean that one where Bourne was getting his ass kicked before Orton came out?
You know what I meant. Misplaced word, I'll admit.
He gets about as much reaction as Alicia Fox. Unless of course you spend 5 minutes having Cena build him up to the size of Randy Orton.
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Big Show on Royal Pains?
There's a problem with that? I'd like to fuck Alicia Fox with a penis as well...
The People's Peep
Mr. Manager
That was an awesome commercial.
Literally had to sign on just to mock this awful joke of a post. Literally everything you just said was a straight up lie. He's not over? Someone doesn't pay much attention because Bourne gets probably the best reaction of the entire midcard, have you ever been to a WWE show with Bourne on it? Have you seen how well his T-Shirts sell? Do you think they would be pushing him if he wasn't over? Pull your head out of your ass. "He just jumps"...and what the fuck does Rey Mysterio do? Jeff Hardy? A slew of other mega-stars who made the WWE boatloads of cash? Shut the fuck up with this "he just flips" bullshit, because that's all it is, complete bullshit. You're no different from the thirteen year old posting in all caps on YouTube saying "CENA SUX CUZ HE CANT DO DA MOONSAULTS!".
Literally one of the most shit posts I've ever read man. Your utter bias here could not be more apparent, or more humorous.
Decent Raw tonight. Not half as good as this LD made it sound though.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Yep that's what I mean Razor. The guy is young, exciting, and has a kick ass finisher. What more do you want?
I'm not a big fan of flippies, and I've yet to hear Evan Bourne deliver a good promo. I know the guy has done some crazy shit on the indies, and is one of the best sellers the WWE has, but until he delivers some solid promos, I will continue to go "meh" every time he appears.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
BOURNE WITH THE FUCKING PIN 
Oh but KB, he uses high flying moves! By the laws of the "I'm Smarter Than You" Anti-Smark dick brigade, that obviously means he sucks. Nevermind the awesome reactions he's gotten for the past year + all over the globe, his solid in-ring work, or his excellent selling. Nope, he uses a shooting star press so he sucks.
I'm starting to have more respect for the Cena hating kids than I am for this fucking anti-smark brigade that likes to think they know more than everyone else.
Whatever X. Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy backed it up by, you know, actually being decent at their jobs. How many times has Evan Bourne come out to utter silence in the past month? If you answered anything but "Every time that wasn't tonight, when Cena announced him as the second coming of Christ" then you're lying.
Why are you acting as if me singling Bourne out is some kind of travesty to these boards? I've seen Monkey say Swagger is shit and undeserving of his championship, despite the fact that Swagger is getting better every week. I've shit on Mr. Anderson every time I can. People shit on Jeff Hardy whenever they can. Others shit on Cena, Triple H, and others that definitely know what they're doing.
But I shit on a low to mid-carder that definitely does not deserve his spot anywhere other than jobbing to Kane, and you blow a fucking gasket. Way to go.
Bourne isn't over unless he's standing next to Cena. Every one of his matches is:
- Kick a little bit
- Get his ass kicked
- Jump really high
Bourne has no idea how to sell if it requires him to do anything other than fold up. Bourne is shit. He's Shelton Benjamin with a SSP.
KnowYoRole
Getting Noticed By Management
evan bourne is just fine. he's exciting to watch, has a good finisher and is easy to get behind. in terms of promos, hes no worse than jeff hardy or rey mysterio or any other high flyer in WWE.
Oh but KB, he uses high flying moves! By the laws of the "I'm Smarter Than You" Anti-Smark dick brigade, that obviously means he sucks. Nevermind the awesome reactions he's gotten for the past year + all over the globe, his solid in-ring work, or his excellent selling. Nope, he uses a shooting star press so he sucks.
I'm starting to have more respect for the Cena hating kids than I am for this fucking anti-smark brigade that likes to think they know more than everyone else.
So what. I don't like Bourne, so I'm automatically the Anti-Smark brigade? Come on Xfear.
Lulz, I like to act like I know more than anyone else? How about the person that answers anything I say about the Attitude Era being shit by saying "You don't know anything about wrestling." Well, really, any time anyone says anything against your position it's "You know nothing about (blank genre of entertainment)."
Come on man. I'm not going to sit here and be your shit bag because I disagree with you and you don't like it. At least KB is actually trying to speak with me and not marginalize everything I say.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
This was his first time in the main event. I would understand your whining if he was constantly getting pushes over guys who "deserve" it but he isn't. Look at the midcard guys we have on RAW. DiBiase sucks, Miz is alright, and Truth is over.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
So in other words, he got a rub from Cena. This is different from:
1. Hogan crushing the WWF Champion in 5 minutes
2. Jeff Hardy beating HHH 2-3 times that I can think of
3. Warrior beating Hogan
4. Undertaker beating Hogan in 1990
5. Sting going to a time limit draw with Flair on March 27, 1988
...how exactly?
1. Hogan crushing the WWF Champion in 5 minutes
2. Jeff Hardy beating HHH 2-3 times that I can think of
3. Warrior beating Hogan
4. Undertaker beating Hogan in 1990
5. Sting going to a time limit draw with Flair on March 27, 1988
...how exactly?
Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
Razor, I don't think I've ever heard Evan Bourne coming out to dead silence. Do you watch the show on mute? Dude gets a pop every time he's out.
And you're saying he sucks because he loses matches?
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT.
And you're saying he sucks because he loses matches?
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT.