WWE Raw LD Can't Wait For The Inevitable Santino Punk'd Skit on 5/31

[Lt 0reo]

So because his finisher is the SSP everyone hates Evan Bourne.

 

[Razor]

He's not over, he just jumps, and he just folds up to sell shit. He's not any good at all.

You know why he's riding Cena to a crowd reaction? Because that's what he needs to get a pop. He's fucking Alicia Fox with a penis.

 

[The Doctor]

And he's so bad why?

Because FTS said so.

 

[Tyrath]

Little late to this, but I just listened to Sheamus's full theme song for the first time. Holy shit this is an awesome song.

 

[The Bearded One]

I am very surprised by all this Bourne hate. It seems to me that the WWE is trying to make a new star here with Bourne. What does the IWC bitch about constantly? The WWE not making new stars. Now that it seems they are trying to do just that, the IWC decides to bitch anyways.

I thought everyone liked Evan Bourne. Apparently I was wrong. I'm still a fan of his.

 

[MizisAwesome]

Within 3 months Evan Bourne will be the WWE Champion

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

He's fucking Alicia Fox with a penis.

Isn't that how most people would do that?

 

[The Doctor]

Awesome crowd. They really made this work.

 

[The People's Peep]

He's fucking Alicia Fox with a penis.

This has two meanings

EDIT: Damnit Blue!

 

[Nate DaMac]

Isn't that how most people would do that?

 

[klunderbunker]

He's not over, he just jumps, and he just folds up to sell shit. He's not any good at all.

You know why he's riding Cena to a crowd reaction? Because that's what he needs to get a pop. He's fucking Alicia Fox with a penis.

So when the place popped it was because of Cena and when he was in the opening segment it was Cena and the flashbulbs and cheering for the SSP is Cena?

And don't you usually fuck people with a penis?

 

[The Doctor]

I would like to see another Sheamus/Cena feud.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

HO(LY SHIT THAT WAS THE COOLEST AA EVER

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Evan Bourne became a star tonight.

 

[KnowYoRole]

wow that was a sick FU and an awesome match

 

[klunderbunker]

And again, Cena hasn't pinned Sheamus. Well done.

 

[The Doctor]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

What a GREAT RAW!!

 

[Nate DaMac]

SWEEEEET SSP. Bourne got the pin. Fucking Awesome.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Holy Fuck Bourne got the win!

 

[MizisAwesome]

AIRBOURNE to close the show

 

[The Bearded One]

And Bourne gets the pin! This was great!

 

[Tyrath]

Evan Bourne just pinned Sheamus. Excuse me while I go try to fathom this.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

See what just being in the ring with Cena does for somebody.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I don't like him, but it's smart booking. Just smart booking as a whole tonight.

 

[klunderbunker]

AND THIS IS IN TEXAS! FTS MIGHT BE THERE!