WWE RAW LD 3/14/2011 - A Career Could Be Washed Ashore

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LAST WEEK!​

That Smells Awesome

The Miz craves the spotlight. In fact, rather than share it with John Cena, the WWE Champion ambushed his WrestleMania rival as he spoke. Miz concluded his petty attack with The People's Elbow, a move meant to intimidate another attention getter, The Rock.

A Careless Man Who Lost His Head

After suffering another loss to U.S. Champion Daniel Bryan and pitching a royal fit as a result, King Sheamus' next move surprised the WWE Universe. The Celtic Whiner challenged Bryan to a title match on the following Raw, vowing to quit WWE if he lost!

Glass Wasn't the Only Thing That Was Broken

Michael Cole revealed his special, handpicked referee for his match at WrestleMania; JBL! Unfortunately for Cole & Layfield, Steve Austin had other plans, which included two stunners, a contract signing and a mandatory beer bash.

TONIGHT!
Too Many Lies?

Clinging to his crumbling kingdom, King Sheamus clashes with U.S. Champion Daniel Bryan on the next Raw. If The Celtic Warrior doesn't win the title, he's promised to quit WWE.

Tonight's RAW's Many Questions​

Will the Miz feel the wrath of a fire breathing son of a bitch?
Will we see a smackdown being laid down tonight?
Will we have a new United States Champion?
Will Michael Cole extract some revenge on Steve Austin & Jerry Lawler?
Will JBL be back for more than one night?
Will Vickie Guerrero earn her job on RAW?
Will Randy Orton punt Deacon Mason Ryan?
Will God be merciful and allow a limited interaction between Snooki and the rest of the roster?
And oh so much more!

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

And now it's time for the lightning round.

Will the Miz feel the wrath of a fire breathing son of a bitch?

It would make sense.

Will we see a smackdown being laid down tonight?

How about we take that smackdown, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up someone's candy ass(es)!

Will we have a new United States Champion?

Yes. Sheamus needs to stay on Raw. But if you really wanna move him, do it at the draft.

Will Michael Cole extract some revenge on Steve Austin & Jerry Lawler?

Obviously.

Will JBL be back for more than one night?

He lives on an island with the best golf course in the world. He's retired.

Will Vickie Guerrero earn her job on RAW?

Does a former drill sergeant make a terrible therapist?

Will Randy Orton punt Deacon Mason Ryan?

God, I hope not.

Will God be merciful and allow a limited interaction between Snooki and the rest of the roster?

Once she finds out nobody has any pickles. And everyone's white, not orange. And it's not T-Shirt Time, it's Baby Oil Time. But she'll end up probably making out with some of the Diva's. Who's gonna stop her? It's a Jersey thing.

And oh so much more!

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HAPPY(?) PI DAY!

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

BREAKING NEWS: SNOOKI HAS LOST HER VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

BREAKING NEWS: SNOOKI HAS LOST HER VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One has to wonder just how...

 

[Theo Mays]

I may just fist pump my way into this LD tonight.

 

[The Doctor]

One has to wonder just how...

I think I know how. It has to do with CM Punk, and Oral sex.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'll be here.

 

[Shocky]

If Snooki is still on Raw, I'm not watching. I'll be DVRing and fast forwarding tomorrow.

 

[Blue Chipper]

If Snooki is still on Raw, I'm not watching. I'll be DVRing and fast forwarding tomorrow.

Would you really go to that extreme, Shocky?

 

[Shocky]

Hardcore extreme. I think IC is also skipping out on tonight's show.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Hardcore extreme. I think IC is also skipping out on tonight's show.

For the sole purpose that Snooki might make an appearance? Do you loathe her that badly?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm expecting a less than op show.

 

[Shocky]

For the sole purpose that Snooki might make an appearance? Do you loathe her that badly?

I cringe anytime I see the Jersey Shore or anything related to it. It's going to be a train wreck no matter how it goes. She sucks, the live crowd is going to eat her alive, and it distracts from Wrestlemania. If the WWE is desperate about the One Million buys that they are stretching an Olive branch to the Jersey Shore crowd, then count me out. I've already sat through one Era of trash TV, and it was enough for me.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This should have been in the OP.

 

[Serious Jones]

I'll be here the second hour, which sucks because I assume Bryan/Sheamus is going on during the first hour, and that's what I'm looking forward to the most. You guys had better fill me in on what happened when I get here >:IIIIIII

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm debating wheter to play Diablo II as I watch Raw or join in on the LD.

I have yet to decide although I'm leaning towards Diablo II.

 

[ROCKY VS CENA OMG]

I'll be here.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This should have been in the OP.

That is easily the greatest thing that has ever happened. Ever.

 

[Rokitka]

This should have been in the OP.

What the fuck?? Why have I never seen this

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Hardcore extreme. I think IC is also skipping out on tonight's show.

I'm gonna try to boycott that slag.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

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[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Here We Go!!!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

I bet $20 that she pulls a Bret Hart and says WWF instead of WWE.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

NO FIT, NO DOUBT, ALL IN, BALLS OUT! HERE WE GO!!!

 

[The Bearded One]

VIA SATELLITE!