WWE Creative (no... the WZ poster, not the real thing)

[Big Papa Santo]

Theres a lot of big & hairy guys who would love a new fresh piece of white meat like you in the prison. Tip: Dont drop the soap

 

[Goliath Uterus]

This thread is overflowing with creativity.

 

[D-Man]

If only I had the power to create prisoners...

 

[WWE Creative]

This thread is overflowing with creativity.

Did someone say creativity?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

If only I had the power to create prisoners...

Then everyone who doesn't hold the same shitty opinions that you do would be in there.

Did someone say creativity?

I like this guy.

 

[Davi323]

WWE Creative, Ryan86 and Bill Lesnar in the same place? That is either the single greatest idea ever, or possibly the worst idea ever. Either way, it should be entertaining.

 

[WWE Creative]

is Bill Lesnar any sort of relation to Brock?

I can confirm we are currently in negotiations with Brock Lesnar to bring him back in time for Wrestlemania 28, the current plan is;

Ezekiel Jackson vs Matt Morgan vs Big Show vs Brock Lesnar vs Undertaker vs Kane vs Sheamus vs Kevin Nash vs David Otunga vs Mark Henry in a 9-Man Worlds Strongest Man competition. If the Undertaker doesn't win it means that he must retire and it also counts as a loss, therefore making him 19-1 at Wrestlemania.

Yours Sincerely,
WWE Creative.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Please, Prison. Now.

kb, work your magic.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Please, Prison. Now.

kb, work your magic.

Shut up, everyone wishes you were still in prison, ******.


edit: plus this guy is like 10x the poster you are

 

[Pepe Silvia]

seriously, J4L, you have no room to talk down to anyone. You really should listen to everything I've said to you about that.

He just pretends no one ever criticizes him and keeps on going

Note the post above mine

Edit: The one before Angel's masterpiece

 

[WWE Creative]

I don't understand why I would get sent to prison for doing my job.

I have an online meeting with Vince, Hunter, Stephanie, Sean and Brian in around an hour, so if anyone would like to put forward any serious suggestions which I can jot down into my creative jotpad I will happily do so.

Many Thanks,
WWE Creative.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I want all the divas to have a wild in ring orgy, I will watch RAW if you promise me that will happen.

 

[WWE Creative]

I want all the divas to have a wild in ring orgy, I will watch RAW if you promise me that will happen.

That won't happen and would be inappropriate to our PG audience.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Is there some PG style porn you could come up with?

 

[WWE Creative]

Is there some PG style porn you could come up with?

No.

Apologies,
WWE Creative.

 

[keith-fahey]

Will you bring back Kung Fu Naki and Rikishi to feud over the WHC?

 

[Nate DaMac]

No.

Apologies,
WWE Creative.

Well can you just release all of the useless ***** so they can go do porn? Like they should be doing?

 

[WWE Creative]

Well can you just release all of the useless ***** so they can go do porn? Like they should be doing?

There are a few divas we are considering releasing at the moment, however, we are not responsible for what business opportunities they explore after they have left.

Yours Sincerely,
WWE Creative.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I hope it's kelly kelly...

 

[Lee]

Kayfabe accounts are allowed (see sly/KB/Sid).

 

[¡Roján!]

BARETTA FOR CREATOR OF THE WORLD!

 

[Lee]

Will you bring back Kung Fu Naki and Rikishi to feud over the WHC?

Indeed.

Yours Sincerely,
TNA Creative.

 

[Harthan]

Indeed.

Yours Sincerely,
TNA Creative.

As TNA main events go, that's one of the less ludicrous ones I could envision.

 

[CDR]

Who's idea was it for Kane to return with the mask? And who's idea was it for him to wear that big-ass executioner one when he comes out?

 

[Davi323]

Indeed.

Yours Sincerely,
TNA Creative.

I see what you did there.