...and you call yourself a wrestling fan
Because everyone that has ever watched wrestling had to start with Hogan amirite.
Really so you found the Ministry of Darkness, Mae Young giving birth to a hand, Val Venis getting his dick chopped off, or that they had vampires running around believable?
Did I find it believable that people would dress up as Vampires and run around imitating them? Considering there is an entire culture/counter culture of people in this world that actually believe and buy into that yes I can easily say that is believable.
I also never said the attitude era was perfect, I said the stories made more sense. If you take for example The Rock vs Mankind, you had the Rock who at the time was the corperate champ the guy hand picked by the company to be the man, everyone has this type of person at their job. Then there was Mankind the eccentric that was damn good at what he did but people really didn't understand, again everyone has a person like this at their job. You had Stone Cold the guy who was so over and so important to the company they couldn't get rid of him pretty much no matter what he did, again everyone has this type of person where they work.
I could go on with how attitude era characters made sense, and you could potentially point out a few that don't. Let's look at a few PG era ones.
Del Rio and Sheamus I already called out so let's go to Cena.
First off WTF is he at this point? A rapper turned Marine turned Barnie the Dinosaur. Zero continuity or reasonable development in such a character and no matter what happens the character just stagnates it doesn't evolve and change as the world around him changes. People don't live like that, you don't have someone come into your house, slap your dag, or punt him in the head at your place of work and remain the same guy you've always been. Crap like that changes a person, but Cena nothing he shows a little anger and then nothing it doesn't make sense never has never will and I have yet to find a single child that actually buys into it.
Prime Time Players, they are suppose to be, in their minds, headliners the guys on at "prime time" who make the show. What do they do to actually sell this? They put their arms around each others and do a silly dance in the ring. Zero character development on these two guys, nothing to sell the whole "prime time" angle, although this could be argued that they haven't been given a chance since losing their manager. Either way it's still a lifeless character that does nothing. If the prime time angle is going to be a cocky exaggeration they can't live up to that's fine it needs to be sold that way right now they are just a dead lifeless tag team who really means nothing.
Big Show, this guy is suppose to be a monster and a giant. What does he do to put this over? He has a knock out punch...that's it. They should be show casing his power put him in lumberjack matches and let him power off a bunch of guys like Mark Henry did, let him come to the ring and clear out a host of people when all hell breaks loose, I mean really anything to showcase him as the monster he is suppose to be. If you take by comparison Kane when he first debuted as a monster he was damn near unstoppable and ran over everyone, including his brother the undertaker. It's fine to bring people down but when they are in the middle of their run like Big Show is he should appear as that monster right now he simply doesn't.
Do I really need to continue? WWE is littered with examples of characters not making sense, not having their characters being showcased in a manor that makes sense. It's like they are all just sitting back waiting for shit to happen instead of going out and using any means available to them to get shit done. This makes no sense and really devalues the product.
But they're going to run over Stone Cold, Ken Shamrock, trap Triple H in a car lift him up with a giant forklift & drop him on his head, or beat the holy hell out of Rock, lock him in an ambulance & crash a Semi truck into it? yeah right, sounds like shit normal people would do to me
We live in a world where not to long ago a man walked into an elementary school and killed 26 children and teachers and you really want to tell me running over a grown adult or trying to physically end their careers in the middle of a personal fued or for personal gain is unbelievable? Really?
I'm 32 yrs. old, & found to hilarious, then again I was expecting nothing more than some stupid light fun from a holiday episode of RAW because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Light and fun is one thing. Hell fat oily guy is light and fun, and makes sense as you could easily see someone wanting to humiliate someone they dislike in such a way. A full grown adult trying to sell running over a mythical and magical holiday figure capable of traveling the planet in a single day but unable to avoid a simple car isn't light and fun it's just stupid. I have no problem against Santa bits in wrestling, I've found a number of them comical at times, this wasn't that it was just stupid and the over the top acting around it by the performers also reflected the stupidity of it.
I was not aware your 7 & 5 yr. old nephews spoke for ever child in the world.
It wasn't, it was just some good light entertaining fun.
They don't I used them to provide example that there are children, and really they are not the first, who find this crap stupid even for their standards. When 5-7 year olds who can find Thomas the Train reasonable think that your wrestling product is to silly and stupid to watch there is a serious problem.
It wasn't "good light entertaining fun." That would of been like the tribute to the troops a few years back when Santa came through the crowd giving our presents just for Stone Cold to uncover it was someone else "impersonating" Santa and giving him a stunner. That was good light entertaining fun. An entire locker room of full grown adults acting like Del Rio just ran over Santa was corny and foolish at best, completely stupid at worst, and it was damn close to it's worst.
You must absolutely despise like every Christmas movie ever made
No if you take for example The Christmas Carol, it makes sense in the context of a world and has a relatable story, guy who feels money is all that is important realizes how much it has and will continue to ruin his life and changes his ways. It's simple and reasonable and can really be adapted for all ages depending on how serious or exaggerated you decide to make it.
Last mondays Santa fiasco wasn't even close to that.
He is, he's just doing it as a face now. Do you even watch
Really? No non-sense eh? So his what only can be described as "pranking" of Big Show leading up to their title match that he would lose was considered "no non-sense?" His joking about Daniel Bryan's "18 second title loss" is considered "no non-sense?"
You don't have a clue what no non-sense is do you? When he first came in he was like that. He didn't give a damn who you where, what you did or anything beyond beating the shit out of you. If you want to do that as a face go ahead but that isn't what he is doing now.