Cole: Right. So now, Austin, we have a special surprise for you. A surprise we call the Q and A Round. We have selected four individuals from around the world who would like you to ask a few questions and you will have to willingly answer them.
Austin: So youve selected them randomly?
Cole: Weve selected the ones who posed the most innovate questions. Those four individuals will be talking to you live right now.
Austin: Bring it on baby.
Cole: Alright, so, the first person who would love to ask you a question is Philip George from our very own, Miami, Florida. So Philip, bring it on.
*The camera cuts to a minitron on the opposite end of the stage where a young guy in his late-teens wearing a black 3:16 t-shirt and specs stands in his front lawn*
Austin: How are you Philip?
Philip: Im good, thank you. Stone Cold, umm, the question I have for you, is, umm, well
First off all, let me tell you, you are my favorite all-time superstar. With that being said, my question to you is, umm, will you come back for one last run in the WWE?
Austin: Hahahaha. I respect your question. Many people have asked this before and many are still. But Ive, Ive got just one answer and one answer only. You see, when I was in the WWE I worked my ass like no one else. In the process, I, I had some injuries. Some that threatened my career. You know, my knee, my neck they hurt a lot. I still am sore when I get up in the morning. So theres absolutely zero chance of me working a full-time WWE schedule for even a few months.
*Philip looks on intently as Austin speaks*
Austin: So, uh, sorry Phil. I wouldnt ever get into that ring even for one last match.
Philip: Thank you sir. Thanks a lot.
*The camera zooms out of Philips lawn and straight to Michael Coles face*
Cole: Thank you Philip. Now, our next participant in the Q and A Round is, Peter Williams. And hes coming straight from Montreal, Canada.
*The camera cuts back to the minitron where Peter Williams, a stout, chubby teen sits on his sofa*
Peter: Hello Mister Austin. How are you doing?
Austin: I was fine until now.
*Cole lets out a small laugh*
Austin: How much do you Williams?
Peter: Umm, about one-fifty pounds?
Austin: Hahahaha. Shoot your question young man.
Peter: Ive got a very simple question for you. Now before I shoot it to you, let me get one point across. I tune in to Monday Night RAW every week and Michael Cole never quite shuts up even after Jerry Lawler pleads him to. He keeps distracting me during great matches. So my question to you is, does Michael Cole annoy you?
Austin: He does annoy me. He annoys me a lot. He keeps saying the longest running weekly episodic television show in history. Cole, we know what RAW is. Its great. Dont make it poor. Stop your bitching and whining at every damn moment and stop burying the faces and making the heels irritating. Just do what youre there for. Just call the goddamn matches.
Peter: Mister Austin, can you shut him up tonight?
Austin: Oh very well. But Ill do it when the time comes.
Cole: Thank you fatty. Next question please.
Austin: You got owned Cole.
Cole: Alright, alright. Next, we have a female for the first time on the Q and A Round. Her name is Margaret Watts and she comes from Washington D.C, which by the way is the host city for the next WWE pay-per-view, The Great American Bash. Over to Watts.
*The camera switches to the tron where a young woman in her mid-twenties stands with a guy almost her age and height in their living room*
Margaret: Hello gentlemen. This is Margaret Watts and he is my boyfriend, David Peterson.
Austin: What are you a news reporter?
Margaret: No, umm, I am a fifth grade science teacher.
Austin: Oh. Oh.
Margaret: Mister Austin, you are known for your rivalry with Vince McMahon in the years gone by. But, one of your greatest rivals, was The Rock. Now, few years later, both of you are actors in Hollywood. Do you feel any type of competition between you and Rock?
Austin: What?
*The studio audience lets out a cheer for the catchphrase*
Austin: I mean no. Yeah we were rivals in the WWE. But thats just limited there. Now, we are actors of two different routes. Hes doing G.I.Joe and Fast Five and all that and I am content with working with some of the best action heroes Hollywood has to offer. Sylvester Stallone, anybody?
*The couple from D.C look on*
Austin: So, no. At least I dont feel any competition between me and Rock. Im having my successes and hes having his and Im happy for him. Hes doing well.
Cole: Good answer there. Thank you Margaret and David for joining us and now, the fourth and final participant on the Q and A Round, all the way from Sydney, Australia, Richard West.
*Back to the tron and a guy in his thirties in a SCSA t-shirt sits in his living room couch*
Richard: Hello.
Austin/Cole (together): Hello.
Richard: Mate, I am just curious about this, and this is pure fantasy: IF you ever return to the WWE for one match, which of the current superstars would you like to face and why?
Austin: Well, that is certainly not going to happen. But since you say its fantasy I wont disappoint you. If I ever have to face a current WWE superstar, I would like to face Alberto Del Rio. Why. Because he thinks he can buy the world with his money. He thinks he is the best because he is rich. But he is not. I can still show up and beat the crap out of his ass and leave him for dead. I would certainly like to knock some sense into the guy.
Richard: Thanks mate. Goodbye.
Cole: Goodbye. That was, ladies and gentlemen, the end of the first-ever Q and A Round of the Saturday Night Verdict with me, Michael Cole. And on that note, well take a short break.
*The camera zooms out of Coles face and we go to a commercial*
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the debut episode of the Saturday Night Verdict with Michael Cole and we are live from Miami, Florida and sitting with us is the former 5-time WWE champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
*The crowd lets out a cheers as Steve Austin comes in the cameras view*
Cole: Speaking of WWE champions, tomorrow night on Judgment Day, the former 7-time WWE champion John Cena will take on CM Punk with the Best In The World moniker hanging in the balance. Who do you think will win this epic battle between the two mega-stars?
Austin: Who will win? I dont know. And to be honest, it doesnt matter who wins.
*Die-hard Rock fans boo for using his catchphrase, though accidentally*
Austin: You see CM Punk, he was a kid when I first saw him. He was a kid in Ring Of Honor. When I went to one of their shows, this guy comes out with piercings all over his body and I thought he was the typical new age guy who just wants to show-off and not grow in the ring. But when he hit the ring, and when he actually wrestled, I knew he was a star in the making.
*Cheers for Punk*
Austin: And then, Paul Heyman picked him up and sent him to ECW. And that was the beginning of superstardom for Punk. When he came to the WWE, there was no turning back. He knew he had to go in only one direction, to the top, and that he did. He maybe a pain in the ass backstage, but in front of the WWE Universe, every week live on RAW, he is a solid performer. He is not just a professional in this industry, he bleeds wrestling.
*More cheers for Austin and Punk*
Austin: He can talk, he can walk, he can wrestle, he can even do commentary, and he does not suck at one of these. He does everything very well. Hes a nice blend of entertainment and wrestling and that is what the people of this day and generation look forward to. A nice and entertaining wrestling match and I can tell you from what I have seen, Punk gives a 5-star match every week, on purpose.
*A loud CM Punk! chant goes off*
Austin: But he is a man who isnt afraid to tell you what he thinks you are. And that further makes him edgy in my opinion and I like that because that is what I was in my career, in my glory days. Thats what made who I am, Stone Cold Steve Austin and that is what is going to make Punk, the CM Punk.
Cole: Well, yeah.
Austin: And on the other hand, we have John Cena. The man. The top dog. The guy who is on top of the food chain, on top of the mountain, on top of the company which is on top of the professional wrestling world. One of the most controversial and decorated superstars in the history of the WWE. And I credit him for that. Because the whole world knows hes got a hell lot of a heart and hes proven it time and time again.
*The kids start cheering for Cena*
Austin: When he came to the WWE, 2002, he was just another rapper with some if not no wrestling skills. And there were many, and I mean many who were better than him. But he and not they are now on every show the WWE produces because he worked hard for that. He was ready to bust his ass for Vince McMahon and company not to make himself the top guy, but to make the WWE a better product. And he paid for his work.
*A Lets Go Cena! chant breaks out*
Austin: I say it again, the guy is not a Bret Hart nor is he a Shawn Michaels in terms of skills inside the ring, but hes better than anyone who has stepped foot in the ring in terms of being loyal, trustworthy, hard-working and profitable. Because its no secret. The man has given the WWE income more than what they have expected from a single individual. And John Cena does it for the people! For you people!
*The chants continue to grow louder and louder*
Austin: He is on every damn RAW and every damn live show and every damn world tour and he interacts with every fan that he has. He is the highest wish donor in the Make-A-Wish Foundation and he is an active supporter of the B.A.Star Campaign. And he is the first crush of many girls around the world.
*A little laugh goes off in the crowd*
Austin: And the thing I respect him the most for, is that he replaced me, Steve Austin, as the face of the WWE and he has done it all so well.
*A Cena Sucks! chant breaks out to counter the original chants and the signature chants are sounded*
Austin: No he doesnt people. Outta give him some respect. He has done it all in just a decade of his career. And he has many more years to go. With all those points noted down, my point is proved. It doesnt matter who wins tomorrow night because whoever does, its going to be a profit for the industry, the business, the WWE and its Universe. Thats all I have to say.
Cole: Very well said. As Austin said people, John Cena is one of the most controversial and decorated champions in the history of the WWE. He has won 2 United States championships, 7 WWE championships and 2 World Heavyweight championships among the singles titles that he has won. Tonight, we take you back in time, where John Cena won his second World Heavyweight championship in a very auspicious night. The 25th anniversary of WrestleMania where John Cena took on Big Show and then World Heavyweight champion Edge in a triple threat match. Take a look.
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**COMMERCIAL**
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the first-ever episode of the Saturday Night Verdict and I am your host Michael Cole, the voice of the WWE, and alongside me is the Hall Of Famer, the most badass man to step foot in the WWE, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Austin: Welcome back Cole.
Cole: Now Austin, before we can move on to the final main-event of Judgment Day, I want to ask you, what do you make of the Kane situation?
Austin: I dont make head and tail, I can tell you that.
Cole: Yeah, but, what are your views as to where the situation is going? I mean, Kane has gone completely mad in the past couple of weeks.
Austin: As I said, its very difficult to figure out. You see Kane attacking people, and random people backstage, destroying the set, destroying the equipments is not what I have seen before. And its a very bad and strange-strange sight. He is pissed off all the time, but what I see on his face, is a look of desperation and frustration.
*It appears that the crowd agrees*
Austin: Somewhere deep down inside, something is not right with him. Something is troubling him and you can see it in his eyes. And the one thing I noticed, is he is showing pity and mercy for the others. And that is NOT what I expect to see from a monster, a Big Red Monster. Kane was there for nearly my entire career, and I have seen a side of him I have never seen before. A side that forgives a lot. I havent even seen him Chokeslam anybody ever since hes gone berserk.
*The crowd still cant do nothing but agree*
Austin: Whatever it is, it is a bad, disturbing, annoying and rather irritating scene and state of Kane. And although it is all that, it is quite interesting and I am dying to see where this leads to. Certainly something good.
Cole: With that being said, we move on to the final main-event of Judgment Day. Tomorrow night, two of the youngest and fastest rising stars in the WWE, John Morrison and The Miz will compete in a rematch from Backlash, for the coveted and most sort-after prize in sports, entertainment and pro-wrestling, the WWE championship. Austin, though the winner is obvious in this, which is The Miz, since this is your final prediction, just make sure you say everything that you want to.
Austin: The winner is The Miz? Really? Really? The Miz? Really?
*The crowd cheers at the mocking*
Cole: Yeah, The Miz.
Austin: WHAT! I didnt hear you right. WHAT!
*More cheers for Austin*
Austin: Cole, even you know down in your heart that The Miz is no competition for Morrison. Miz has come a long way since hosting a diva search, Ill give you that, but, he is far from being the guy who carries the company and the championship on his shoulders. He is by no means the top guy of the WWE.
Cole: That is not true.
Austin: That is the truth, Cole. And though you might not want to accept it, you have to because that is in plain sight. Everybody knows Morrison can own Miz in the ring on any given night and we are talking about the WWE championship being on the line. And there is no way, no way in hell, that Miz can out-perform Morrison on a stage where nothing else matters. All that matters is the WWE championship, and I can see that Morrison wants it more bad than Miz and I know he can do anything to keep it.
Cole: He can do anything to keep it. Youre right. But whatever he does, is not enough to stop The Miz. And you have got to admit it, The Miz is one of the most-improved and most must-see superstars in the WWE and Morrison, is just floating garbage. Hes a spot monkey.
Austin: Miz is one of the most-improved superstar. I cant deny that. But, most must-see? I dont give a crap about that. Because Miz says it every week and that just shows how desperate he is to prove it when he is not. And Im telling you he will fail miserably when he gets into that ring with Morrison.
*The crowd is loving the back-and-forth*
Austin: And John Morrison a spot-monkey? He is one of the most talented and exciting wrestlers I have seen in a long-long time. He is by no means a spot monkey. He is entertaining and at the same time he is capable of handling the pressure of being WWE champion.
Cole: What? Are you serious? The Miz is the new face of the WWE. He is on every television show there is. MTV, TMZ, late night shows and he is the true man who can carry this company on his shoulders.
Austin: You know what. Thats the difference between Miz and Morrison. Miz is a reality T.V jerk while John Morrison is a true performer in every sense. He is a true athlete and he had devoted his time and work for the WWE and his fans. And hes getting paid for what he has done. He is the WWE champion and I believe, I strongly believe that he is going to keep it that way even after Judgment Day.
*The crowd cheers for Morrison*
Austin: Miz got lucky to have one more shot at the gold but he wont be as lucky when he steps foot in the ring with Morrison. He wont be so lucky when Morrison pins him 1-2-3 and he does it clean. He wont be lucky when he will be down and out in the middle of the ring staring at Morrison who will be holding the WWE title. And thats the bottom-line cause Stone Cold said so.
*The crowd pops huge for that statement*
Cole: You may say what you want but the truth is, Miz is better than Morrison and he can and he will beat him at Judgment Day. And the next night on RAW, The Miz will come out with the WWE championship around his shoulders, proving that he is indeed the most must-see WWE champion in the history of the company.
Austin: Cole, I cant argue any more. You will be on that announce booth during Judgment Day and I request you to watch the match carefully and see what my boy does to your boy.
Cole: That will be seen Austin. Anyways, to leave on a high-note, ladies and gentlemen, it was a pleasure to be here in Florida and I hope you will all order and enjoy WWE Judgment Day. We will return next month, live from our studio in the nations capital Washington D.C bringing you our predictions on the next pay-per-view, The Great American Bash. And for the final time, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Stone Cold
Austin:
wait a minute Cole. The partys not yet over. Bring the beer.
*Austin raises his arms and two beer cans are thrown at him*
He busts the cans open and pours the beer in his mouth, some of it falling on his t-shirt. He asks for two more cans and receives them. He gives one to Cole and tells him to open it. Cole does and before he can drink it, Austin sticks up his middle finger at Cole and kicks him in the gut and nails him with the Stunner!!!! The crowd goes mad for that as Cole falls off the stage and into the hands of some crew members. Austin laughs about it before he continues celebrating. He asks the crew to hand some cans to the audience. Austin goes over to the table and stands on it as the crowd continues to cheer him. He strikes his pose one final time as the camera zooms out.
**End of show**