WrestleZone Deathmatch

[Ferbian]

The facts/stats are made up. They're not supposed to be real.

I know figured, I'm looking forward to seeing you write the match, especially because I believe you said you write them after your thoughts on the persons involved.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd respond but I'm dead. And a ghost.

Oh don't worry. Abyss can resurrect you. I can't imagine Russo would veto it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I'd respond but I'm dead. And a ghost.

That's gimmick infringement, Disarray used to be dead.

 

[Coco]

No actually I'm very serious on the overrated thing.

Most people who apply basic logic in their posts while forming semi-coherent sentences are bound to be overrated. It's rarely impressive to the person writing it. They just do stuff and people seem to enjoy it. They're never the rocket scientists they're made out to be. Just above average.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB's death ended Final Chapter II. In his official Bio he's listed as being dead.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

That's gimmick infringement, Disarray used to be dead.

Like 9 people have been dead on this forum, nothing new. I just hope I get a funeral.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Like 9 people have been dead on this forum, nothing new. I just hope I get a funeral.

No one pulled it off better than he did. So no funeral for you.

 

[klunderbunker]

Alex Horn (FTS)
Height-6’0
Weight-251lbs
Finisher-Powerslam
Music-God's Gonna Cut You Down
Hometown-Waco, Texas
Age-27

In the old school style of Bill Watts, Horn loves being a Southern man. Filled with Texas pride, he loves keeping things slow and basic because there's no point to take things past the good old days when things were simple and everyone looked out for themselves. He holds a longstanding grudge against KB, seeing as how that old rascal is the GOVERNMENT of OCW. Horn don't take kindly to those kind of people down here in the SOUTH.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

No one pulled it off better than he did. So no funeral for you.

I prefer Justin's death.

 

[klunderbunker]

Noah Constrictor
Height-6’0
Weight-249lbs
Finisher-N/A
Music-Generic Rock Theme #58
Hometown-Detroit, Michigan
Age-23

He's a jobber. Who cares?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I prefer Justin's death.

His was when and how???

GD's death was to get attention.

 

[klunderbunker]

I had a guy drop a piano on me.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

His was when and how???

GD's death was to get attention.

He was murdered at Will and Becca's wedding. Justin's was as epic as it gets, they even solved the mystery of who killed him.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I had a guy drop a piano on me.

As old school as ever.

 

[Coco]

Noah Constrictor
Height-6’0
Weight-249lbs
Finisher-N/A
Music-Generic Rock Theme #58
Hometown-Detroit, Michigan
Age-23

He's a jobber. Who cares?

I know you need to fudge a few things on the paperwork to get by the athletic commision, but 23? Is anyone really going to buy that?

 

[Ferbian]

Somehow I could imagine if some producer signed up on this forum, he'd have enough material from those stories to create quite a soap opera.

Coco, he's put a lot of people as 23, I've been put as 23 as well.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well this is a Deathmatch so maybe history will be made.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nicholas Boe
Height-6’7
Weight-309lbs
Finisher-Crucifix Bomb
Music-Back in Black - AC/DC
Hometown-Phoenix, Arizona
Age-26

This guy is just intimidating looking. His name isn't the best but he's big, strong and evil. And no he's not Sheamus. This guy actually tells the truth once in awhile. With a bad temper and hands that can pop a football, his true abilities may have no limit. He's had his eye on the OCW World Title since his fluke Taz Title dominance over Thriller at Gates of Hell. He has to be the odds on favorite in this.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Still no Funeral thread I thought you people cared.

Off to go do ghost things to KB's rectum now.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well this is a Deathmatch so maybe history will be made.

I always watned to do a Deep Blue Sea match with me vs. Monkey. We're in international waters on a boat. To win you have to tie the person to the anchor and throw it overboard.

 

[Ferbian]

I just noticed I'm the lightest of the rookies..

I'm the lightest, yet my finishing move is a power move, quite a mix, I shall be Chris Jericho something tells me, light mid sized guy with power move abilities.

 

[klunderbunker]

Jose Santana
Height-6’2
Weight-330lbs
Finisher-Flying Ass Smash
Music-Piledriver-Koko B. Ware
Hometown-Miami, Florida
Age-34

He's the nephew of Tito Santana and grew up idolizing him. he has everything Tito did: the determination, the temper, the tights, the look. He's only lacking one thing: the talent. This guy simply cannot wrestle at all. He botches everything he does but somehow keeps a job. Somehow here he's one of the favorites here though as his size is likely to keep him in the ring. He's still very green though, so give him some time.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Jose Santana
Height-6’2
Weight-330lbs
Finisher-Flying Ass Smash
Music-Piledriver-Koko B. Ware
Hometown-Miami, Florida
Age-34

He's the nephew of Tito Santana and grew up idolizing him. he has everything Tito did: the determination, the temper, the tights, the look. He's only lacking one thing: the talent. This guy simply cannot wrestle at all. He botches everything he does but somehow keeps a job. Somehow here he's one of the favorites here though as his size is likely to keep him in the ring. He's still very green though, so give him some time.

Uh oh.

 

[Ferbian]

Uh oh.

I wonder if he's in the rookie match.

 

[klunderbunker]

D-Man
Height-6'1
Weight-197lbs
Finisher-Liquid Courage (Skull Crushing Finale)
Music-I Disappear - Metallica
Hometown-Trenton, New Jersey
Age-27

This guy actually is the One Man Rock Band. No I mean literally, that's what he does on the weekends. Looking far too much like Heath Slater, D-Man just goes out there and does his thing, usually bashing people in the head with his trusty harmonica (it's WAY easier to hide than a guitar wouldn't you agree?) to steal a win. Somehow he and IC hooked up (GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERS YOU SICK FREAKS!) and are teaming together (I TOLD YOU TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT) here to take on the Brits.