WrestleZone Deathmatch

[klunderbunker]

You complain about people thinking you're awesome....

Me being awesome is merely a DECEPTION.

I would explain what I mean by that but I'm hoping you'll just forget about it and boo me anyway without me ever telling you what I'm talking about.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Easily one of the top five reasons why I despise myself for spending so much time taking it seriously. Right up there with "most of the people who watch it are from the inner city."

U gotta problem wit uz staight outdah hood inna city folk?

Boy typing that made me sad.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Me being awesome is merely a DECEPTION.

I would explain what I mean by that but I'm hoping you'll just forget about it and boo me anyway without me ever telling you what I'm talking about.

I don't know man, you're actions of awesomeness seem to speak for themselves.

 

[klunderbunker]

Give me one instance where I've been awesome and not just debating with some other old poster with no particular reasoning.

 

[klunderbunker]

Tiger
Height-6’3
Weight-248lbs
Finisher-Stroke
Music-Eye of the Tiger
Hometown-San Diego, California
Age-31

Think Kerwin White or Hole-In-One Barry Darsow (yes that's a real gimmick) mixed with Abyss. I'm done.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

This thread stands out well, you don't seem to be debating anyone here. Save me of course, but we have an ongoing feud.

Kerwin white, thanks KB.

 

[Dave]

I remember when I first joined here, KB was like a heel of the forum. It was pretty intimidating.

As for when you have been awesome... How about the fact you single-handedly reviewed hundreds of wrestling shows in a short period of time?

I dunno. I think you are a helluva poster anyway.

 

[klunderbunker]

Norcal and KB vs. pretty much the entire bar room. That was freaking FUN.

Oh and Tiger, make sure you check the edit I made for you.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I remember when I first joined here, KB was like a heel of the forum. It was pretty intimidating.

As for when you have been awesome... How about the fact you single-handedly reviewed hundreds of wrestling shows in a short period of time?

I dunno. I think you are a helluva poster anyway.

He's trying to be clever and parallel the thing we've argued about most in the form of the Sting Heel turn. He's not asking seriously. He knows he's awesome, look at those quotes in his sig.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Norcal and KB vs. pretty much the entire bar room. That was freaking FUN.

Oh and Tiger, make sure you check the edit I made for you.

I'm tempted to withdraw from my slot now. Very tempted.

 

[klunderbunker]

No actually I'm very serious on the overrated thing.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm tempted to withdraw from my slot now. Very tempted.

Well according to the contract you signed if you try to leave, Abyss is crowned TNA World Champion and gets his own talk show segment.

 

[Ferbian]

Harvey Cromwell (Ferbian)
Height-6’0
Weight-224lbs
Finisher-German Suplex
Music-Beethoven's Ode to Joy
Hometown-Copenhagen, Denmark
Age-23

Uh yeah....Cromwell is weird. He took a bump on the head a few months back and thinks he's in a massive play portraying the Prince of Denmark, more commonly known as Hamlet. He speaks in Shakespeare English and keeps waiting on his cue. We just go along with him so he won't go lock himself in his trailer. And now I need to stop talking about him because he's complaining that his danish isn't properly buttered. Does anyone have a sock with some sand in it or a big roll of silver dollars I can borrow? I'M COMING YOUR MAJESTY!

You've been listening to Scotty haven't you? giving me the German Suplex as my finisher

While it is definitely now how I am, I guess it's better to have something entertaining than anything else, I would sig that if I had room.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Well according to the contract you signed if you try to leave, Abyss is crowned TNA World Champion and gets his own talk show segment.

....Would suicide get me out of this?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

No actually I'm very serious on the overrated thing.

So rate yourself then.

 

[klunderbunker]

Come up with something else related to Denmark when you live in America. And the Suplex was because I want a bit of Doug Wiliams in you.

 

[klunderbunker]

....Would suicide get me out of this?

Nope. Abyss would get to do that too. The show would be renamed Abyss-A-Mania and would be turned into all Abyss all the time. We could clone him and have nothing but AByss vs. Abyss. There would also be a segment where Abyss went to the petting zoo and then had a clapping contest at a retirement center.

 

[gd]

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Nope. Abyss would get to do that too. The show would be renamed Abyss-A-Mania and would be turned into all Abyss all the time. We could clone him and have nothing but AByss vs. Abyss. There would also be a segment where Abyss went to the petting zoo and then had a clapping contest at a retirement center.

I would be dead, so what would I care. Yep, I'm doing it. Bye

*Commits e-suicide all over KB's thread*

 

[klunderbunker]

Norcal
Height-6’4
Weight-286lbs
Finisher-Sky High
Music-Real American
Hometown-Sacramento, California
Age-23

He's American Made. Everything else about his mission here is classified.

 

[Ferbian]

Come up with something else related to Denmark when you live in America. And the Suplex was because I want a bit of Doug Wiliams in you.

I'm not complaining KB, I absolutely love it, I could give you some edits to the brief facts of me although.

I don't even know who Doug Williams is, it's sad I know, but I still love the German Suplex, my favorite wrestling move, so that makes my "character" so much more epic.

I'm gonna have a problem talking in Shakespeare English although.

 

[klunderbunker]

I would be dead, so what would I care. Yep, I'm doing it. Bye

*Commits e-suicide all over KB's thread*

Sorry, but since Abyss has also taken over the roll of Suicide, he's not allowing you to commit to him. SUICIDE DENIED.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not complaining KB, I absolutely love it, I could give you some edits to the brief facts of me although.

I don't even know who Doug Williams is, it's sad I know, but I still love the German Suplex, my favorite wrestling move, so that makes my "character" so much more epic.

I'm gonna have a problem talking in Shakespeare English although.

The facts/stats are made up. They're not supposed to be real.

 

[Phoenix]

I remember when I first joined, KB actually had good expectations of me as I accepted my warning without bitching about it. I think his expectations of me might have lowered...

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Sorry, but since Abyss has also taken over the roll of Suicide, he's not allowing you to commit to him. SUICIDE DENIED.

I'd respond but I'm dead. And a ghost.