WrestleZone Deathmatch

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Why is that thread closed again?

 

[CH David]

Because it is in the Bar Room Archives.

 

[Coco]

I'm talking about the Stooges. They say things you would never say in real life, just like wrestling. What would you do if in real life someone paused to say that they're "insert their name here* AND I AM AWESOME!

Oh, I know. I'm a John Cena fan. I know all about wrestler speak.

 

[Ferbian]

Ferbs as the Berserker

Berserker? the WWF guy? or something else? I damn well hope something else

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

No smart assI meant why did it get closed?

 

[klunderbunker]

Everything in the archives are closed. I closed it because I wasn't having fun with it anymore and I was promoted to G-Mod and didn't have the time to write it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Everything in the archives are closed. I closed it because I wasn't having fun with it anymore and I was promoted to G-Mod and didn't have the time to write it.

This is what I wanted to know.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also WZCW got its act together so there was no point to the joke anymore.

 

[klunderbunker]

Boltie
Height-6’3
Weight-260lbs
Finisher-Missile Dropkick
Music-Get Ready to Fly (AJ's Theme)
Hometown-Star City
Age-22

He's a superhero, complete with cape, theme music and the ability to fly. Yes he can fly. HERE HE COMES! HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE! WHAT IS THAT? YES LOOK OVER THERE! Oh it wasn't anything. WOW you missed him landing here! He can fly really well! I swear he can fly! THERE IT IS AGAIN! Damn it you missed him taking off. No the curtain on the bottom of the ring isn't moving. No one just dove under there while you weren't looking. Uh....I mean....DAMN THAT BOY CAN FLY!

 

[Dave]

Is that Lee?

 

[klunderbunker]

No. That would be Dave. You used to be Thunder. Thunder goes with Lightning. Lightning comes in Bolts. A person designed after a Bolt would be called Boltie.

 

[Ferbian]

Is that Lee?

I do not know why, but I thought of CAPS.

 

[klunderbunker]

Steve Levinson

He wouldn't give me his information because he's not a pro wrestler. Pro wrestling is fake, and he's REAL. He's DAMN REAL.

 

[CH David]

Boltie
Height-6’3
Weight-260lbs
Finisher-Missile Dropkick
Music-Get Ready to Fly (AJ's Theme)
Hometown-Star City
Age-22

He's a superhero, complete with cape, theme music and the ability to fly. Yes he can fly. HERE HE COMES! HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE! WHAT IS THAT? YES LOOK OVER THERE! Oh it wasn't anything. WOW you missed him landing here! He can fly really well! I swear he can fly! THERE IT IS AGAIN! Damn it you missed him taking off. No the curtain on the bottom of the ring isn't moving. No one just dove under there while you weren't looking. Uh....I mean....DAMN THAT BOY CAN FLY!

KB truly is a freaking genius.

 

[Ferbian]

That was obvious.

I couldn't agree more CH, I knew KB was great and enjoyed his work before this thread, my love for KB grows by every post in here.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm really not. Pro wrestling is the easiest thing in the world to parody. It's already a parody so the jokes write themselves.

 

[Dave]

Hahaha!

Now I get it, truly awesome man.

 

[CH David]

I'm really not. Pro wrestling is the easiest thing in the world to parody. It's already a parody so the jokes write themselves.

Can't you take the compliment?

 

[klunderbunker]

IC
Height-7’0
Weight-312lbs
Finisher-Super Powerbomb
Music-Superstar - Saliva
Hometown-Toronto, Canada
Age-27

This man is an OCW Legend and former World Heavyweight Champion. As the founder of the Impact Players and one half of the most dominant tag team in OCW history, IC needs no introduction here at all, making you reading this completely unnecessary.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can't you take the compliment?

I'm the most overrated person in the history of WZ. No I can't.

 

[CH David]

I'm the most overrated person in the history of WZ. No I can't.

I still stand by what I said.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'm the most overrated person in the history of WZ. No I can't.

You complain about people thinking you're awesome....

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You complain about people thinking you're awesome....

That's his gimmick.

 

[Coco]

I'm really not. Pro wrestling is the easiest thing in the world to parody. It's already a parody so the jokes write themselves.

Easily one of the top five reasons why I despise myself for spending so much time taking it seriously. Right up there with "most of the people who watch it are from the inner city."

 

[klunderbunker]

Harvey Cromwell (Ferbian)
Height-6’0
Weight-224lbs
Finisher-German Suplex
Music-Beethoven's Ode to Joy
Hometown-Copenhagen, Denmark
Age-23

Uh yeah....Cromwell is weird. He took a bump on the head a few months back and thinks he's in a massive play portraying the Prince of Denmark, more commonly known as Hamlet. He speaks in Shakespeare English and keeps waiting on his cue. We just go along with him so he won't go lock himself in his trailer. And now I need to stop talking about him because he's complaining that his danish isn't properly buttered. Does anyone have a sock with some sand in it or a big roll of silver dollars I can borrow? I'M COMING YOUR MAJESTY!