WrestleZone Deathmatch

[klunderbunker]

For Jake, Sam and Luther, copy Jonny's and substitute soccer, nothing and the Arctic Monkeys for alcohol.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ulysses Q. Lima
Height-6'1
Weight-322lbs
Finishing Move-Family Reunion (Bossman Slam)
Music-Theme from the Godfather
Hometown-The Mother Country
Age-29

We’ve all seen mob movies. Goodfellas, the Godfather, Scarface, the Little Rascals (I’m telling you they were crooks). Well this guy has seen them all as well, but he lives the life they do. At least we think he does. While he talks a tough game and fights a tougher one, there’s just something not quite right about him. There’s just something about his mannerisms that makes you say. “There’s just something about his mannerisms.” Either way, he could be a former mob hitman that’s trying to make some money for his, ahem, family, so we’re going to let him do just about whatever he wants.

 

[klunderbunker]

James Cardinal (Blue Cardinal)
Height-6’0
Weight-230lbs
Finisher-Springboard Spinwheel Kick/Stokes Driver
Music-Down Under-Men at Work
Hometown-St. Louis, Missouri
Age-23

The man known as Raw Talent truly lives up to his name. A hot prospect from his youth, James found himself wrestling men twice his age when he was in his teens and regularly winning. An incredibly agile speed demon, Cardinal has been able to be a dominant tag team wrestler here in OCW, yet his time as a singles star has yet to begin. With the pure talent this man has, there’s no telling how far his star could rise by the time his career ends.

 

[klunderbunker]

JD Michaels (Vash)
Height-5’11
Weight-220lbs
Finisher-Hangman’s Neckbreaker
Music-Wanted Dead or Alive-Bon Jovi
Hometown-Baltimore, Maryland
Age-23

Another American moron, this man hails from Baltimore, Maryland where he won several local wrestling titles before bringing his unique talents here to OCW. Growing up idolizing Shawn Michaels, he grew up perfecting his style to be as close to Shawn's as possible. This proved to be harder than he had expected, resulting in his style becoming his own. Armed with a mixture of the WWE legend and his own twists, he has become a competitor here in OCW.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Everyone r so short

 

[klunderbunker]

How many people in WWE are over 6'3?

 

[The Doctor]

Doctor AWESOME
Height-5'11
Weight-234lbs
Finishing Move - Sugar Rush - Rapid series of strikes to the head and stomach
Music-Drive Faster - The Vicksburgs
Hometown-Columbus, Ohio
Age-19

If there has ever been a reason that drug tests were invented, this is it. This guy NEVER stops moving nor can he ever shut up. He's the ultimate smart mark, freaking out over the slightest thing but never getting annoyed at anything. He's constantly bouncing off the walls and will drive you completely insane after talking to him for all of 18 seconds, but there's no question that he's a good guy. You'll know it if you ever talk to him, and to do that you have to see him, which would involve him staying in one place. Just take my word for it: he's a good guy.

 

[Ferbian]

I'm loving the things you did on this page KB, looking forward to seeing the rest of the descriptions, especially mine.

 

[Барбоса]

Ferbs as the Berserker

 

[CH David]

Dave Jackson (CH David)
Height-6’0
Weight-226lbs
Finishing Move-Triangle Choke
Music-Animal I Have Become-3 Days Grace
Hometown-Chicago, Illinois
Age-30

Having grown up in the town known as the the Windy City, it's no surprise that Hart became the crazy man that he is today. With a fist of iron and a jaw of steel, he may be the pound for pound toughest man in the history of OCW. He's never shown a bit of remorse for the savage beatings that he imposes on his opponents, and there's no other way we would want it anyway. If there has ever been a man that is vicious, this is the one.

Amazing.

 

[Dave]

Dave sounds like a complete badass. Can't wait to see mine...

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not sure what to give you. Thinking about something like Sheamus but I'm not sure.

 

[Dave]

I could definitely dig that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Or a dancer.

 

[klunderbunker]

Jane, Disarray and Coco can best be described as the Three Stooges of wrestling. When you think about it they're perfect for this business. They spend the majority of their time poking each other in the eye, hitting each other with wrenches and other metal objects while saying things no one else would say in a real conversation.

This will be a hardcore match.

 

[Ty Burna]

Tyrone Wellington (Ty Burna)
Height-6’0
Weight-198lbs
Finishing Move-Fourth Degree Burn (Codebreaker)
Music-Best of You-Foo Fighters
Hometown-Denver, Colorado
Age-29

Have you ever met that guy that is so proud of what he did in college and simply will not let it die? Wellington is that guy. He was a college wrestling star, and he makes sure that no one, and I mean no one will ever forget it. Wellington, who won’t let us know what his real name is for some reason, is perhaps the first male diva in wrestling. High maintenance, self-absorbed and occasionally neurotic, he has to let him wrestling back him up before someone knocks his block off. Luckily for him, he’s half as good as he thinks he is, making him at least very good in the ring.

THAT is freaking hilarious.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's a gimmick used for Pippen, hence the Pip thing in there, but it fits I think.

Also, that was written over a year ago. TAKE THAT SWAGGER.

 

[klunderbunker]

Riaku
Height-6'1
Weight-218lbs
Finishing Move-Top Rope Spinwheel Kick
Music-The Final Countdown-Europe
Hometown-Tokyo, Japan
Age-29

From the Far East and possessing the powers of Asian wrestling stereotypes, Riaku comes complete with a lack of English and a throat full of mist. He'll somehow hook up with a beautiful woman that he can't communicate with and can kick very well. He'll receive no character development and will constantly be a contender to midcard titles despite never actually winning anything before inexplicably becoming another stereotype that you would never associate with the Far East because it's too WACKY!

 

[Phoenix]

These are awesome profiles KB, looking forward to seeing the rest.

With the Becca/Will match, could you just make it a backstage segment of them playing chess, simply you just copy and paste the segment over and over again except changing the piece. Easy match writing sorted

 

[Coco]

Jane, Disarray and Coco can best be described as the Three Stooges of wrestling. When you think about it they're perfect for this business. They spend the majority of their time poking each other in the eye, hitting each other with wrenches and other metal objects while saying things no one else would say in a real conversation.

We've never had a conversation, real or otherwise. Although I might buy that regarding Jane. If I hadn't sworn a blood oath to be nice to him.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm talking about the Stooges. They say things you would never say in real life, just like wrestling. What would you do if in real life someone paused to say that they're "insert their name here* AND I AM AWESOME!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

James Cardinal (Blue Cardinal)
Height-6’0
Weight-230lbs
Finisher-Springboard Spinwheel Kick/Stokes Driver
Music-Down Under-Men at Work
Hometown-St. Louis, Missouri
Age-23

The man known as Raw Talent truly lives up to his name. A hot prospect from his youth, James found himself wrestling men twice his age when he was in his teens and regularly winning. An incredibly agile speed demon, Cardinal has been able to be a dominant tag team wrestler here in OCW, yet his time as a singles star has yet to begin. With the pure talent this man has, there’s no telling how far his star could rise by the time his career ends.

Love mine, especially the entrance music

 

[klunderbunker]

Well that was originally used for a guy named Danmen who is long since gone. Oddly enough I based his character off a guy in OVW that I liked named Scott Cardinal, even the Raw Talent nickname.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

And I thought I was the first Cardinal.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nah. I stole every good idea I can ever remember and turned into OCW.