WrestleZone Deathmatch

[klunderbunker]

It wouldn't be related to you, but I have something in mind. Factor in that if I wrote it, I would indeed go to hell.

 

[Tenta]

It wouldn't be related to you, but I have something in mind. Factor in that if I wrote it, I would indeed go to hell.

I'd be cool with it, though I think I know where it's going

 

[Phoenix]

Phoenix
Height-6'0
Weight-250lbs
Finisher- Crippler Crossface
Music- Rockstar-Nickelback
Hometown-Stoke Upon Trent, England
Age-17

He isn't really a wrestler. He's here researching for some deal that he writes for called *CENSORED*. It's something to do with wrestling. No clue what it's about.

Crippler Crossface FTW!

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh no...you don't.

 

[Tenta]

Oh no...you don't.

lol, well let me just see

 

[klunderbunker]

The following is Tenta's character:

Santa Christ
Height-5'10
Weight-348lbs
Finisher-REINDEER ATTACK!
Music-Gregorian Chant
Hometown-North Pole, Israel
Age-REAL old

He's half Santa and half Christ. His beard has the power of snow and his stomach shakes like a bowlful of jelly. He's the perfect blend of religion and commercialism all rolled into one, and now he's a professional wrestler. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to leave to avoid smiting.

 

[Tenta]

The following is Tenta's character:

Santa Christ
Height-5'10
Weight-348lbs
Finisher-REINDEER ATTACK!
Music-Gregorian Chant
Hometown-North Pole, Israel
Age-REAL old

He's half Santa and half Christ. His beard has the power of snow and his stomach shakes like a bowlful of jelly. He's the perfect blend of religion and commercialism all rolled into one, and now he's a professional wrestler. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to leave to avoid smiting.

My Music:

[YOUTUBE]D7nP3mUxOjI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[klunderbunker]

Hence where I got it from.

 

[Tenta]

Hence where I got it from.

Well, unfortuantely, now you've booked me into a corner, KB. I can only be beat by gunshot.

[YOUTUBE]rS47Z3n7jvs[/YOUTUBE]

 

[klunderbunker]

Eh well since I am a man, I win.

 

[Tenta]

Eh well since I am a man, I win.

But I'm more than man.... I'm Santa and Christ....

I'll just leave with you now to avoid smiting, if that's cool

 

[Nova Secura]

But I'm more than man.... I'm Santa and Christ....

Holy shi...

 

[Tenta]

You know, this is actually pretty ironic. About a couple months ago, I joined up at the forums for TGWTG. I don't post often, it was really just for fun, and to request things and what have. Clearly, I couldn't use the Tenta name, and I always enjoyed KB's name....

Now, if you look it up, you'll find BlunderKlunker on the TGWTG forums....

 

[The Doctor]

Actually replacing Tasty with Tenta would work well. I shall go all Owen on his Bret, yo.

 

[Tenta]

Actually replacing Tasty with Tenta would work well. I shall go all Owen on his Bret, yo.

So, you'll never make it out of the mid card, and spend your life languishing with the Intercontinental Title?

 

[The Doctor]

It's kind of scary how accurate my character is to how I can get in real life. I'm very fidgety and sometimes I really just won't shut up, and need people to tell me to calm down.

 

[klunderbunker]

JMT
Height-5'10
Weight-244lbs
Finisher- Rear Naked Choke
Music- Enter Sandman-Metallica
Hometown-New Orleans, Louisiana
Age-22

He really doesn't want to be here, but he was told by the UFC that he needed more wrestling training before they would sign him. There you are.

 

[klunderbunker]

Arn Barr
Height-6'2
Weight-253lbs
Finisher- Spinebuster
Music- Simple Man-Lynnard Skynard
Hometown-Los Angeles, California
Age-30

Arn Anderson. That's all I've got.

 

[klunderbunker]

Jack Boring (Tenta)
Height-6'0
Weight-240lbs
Finisher- Spinning Toe Hold
Music- N/A
Hometown-Boston, Massachusetts
Age-38

This man has long since been a veteran of the independent circuit around the world, but there has never been a man more capable of winning over a crowd during a match. He'll come out to no reaction at all, and yet by the time he's been in the ring 5 minutes, they are chanting his name.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok the bios are all done. Tonight I'll be writing the opening, the closing and either Lariat vs. Ty or the triple threat. I'll be bolding every match I have written in the first post.

 

[CH David]

KB, I just realized that I am now Harthan's character. Awesome. Always enjoyed him.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah. No way I was going to be able to come up with all new characters.

 

[CH David]

I don't blame you at all. That is a lot of people to do that for. I was just going through the OCW Information thread, looking for your PPVs, and saw it. I'm pumped that you used me in Harthan's place.

 

[The Doctor]

Doesn't matter; mine's spot-on.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

This is prolly dumb to ask but. Is there any way I can assist in this stuff? I love coming up w/new gimmicks/charecters/storylines.