Everyday there's a thread made completely dedicated to the cockamamie idea that someone needs to turn face. In fact, yesterday, I was looking at the "Latest Discussions" box on Wrestlezone.com, and three of the five threads listed were heel/face turn threads. Furthermore, one of them was for Gail Kim. Who the fuck cares about Gail Kim?
Anyway, since I have a high opinion of my opinion, I figured I'd share it all with you regarding who does, or does not need a turn.
Does
Edge- Edge had a lot of momentum following his Rumble win and feud with Jericho, but it was all killed when he speared Randy Orton. Since then, he's been a decent heel, but it seems clear to me that people really want to cheer Edge, they just can't, because he's a dick heel.
MVP- He's just better as a heel, and really has nothing to contribute as a face. I don't know what WWE was thinking turning him face in the first place. You can't be a cocky, gloating, arrogant face. If he doesn't turn heel within a few months, I suspect Mr. Porter's days in the WWE are numbered.
That's it. Seriously, those are the only two people in the WWE who could really do with a face/heel turn.
Doesn't
John Cena- I'll never understand why the Cena haters want him to turn heel, but I suspect it's so that they can justify booing him without looking smarky, essentially turning all the Cena lovers into the smarks. Za-ing. Seriously though, you will never find a face, or even a face for the company, the quality of John Cena. Cena is clean cut, strong as an ox, and your girlfriend will tell you he ain't hard on the eyes neither. Why anybody thinks a Cena heel turn is a good idea is beyond me.
The Miz- Nobody is going to judge you for rooting for the guy while he's a heel, which is the role this guy was BORN to play. Seriously, I think he can be a career heel. Worked for that Ric Flair guy pretty well.
Christian- This is one of the guys who had a thread yesterday. I honestly can't see what a heel turn would do for him except effectively end his WWE Career. Who is he going to feud with on Smackdown as a heel? MVP? Yeah, that would be really interesting... Kofi? While this would be an interesting match up, Kofi is one of the more main-event-status-worthy of Smackdown's midcard abundance, and should be feuding with other upper midcard wrestlers, like CM Punk and Kane. Big Show? Hitting the Killswitch on Big Show would be even more ridiculous than hitting a 619 on Big Show. No joke.
As a face he has Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, and maybe Kane, all of which are better feuds than any of the face options, with the exception of maybe Kofi.
Any Diva- No diva NEEDS a face or heel turn. They will turn, just to keep the match ups fresh, but none of them NEED to turn. Actually, right now I think they got everybody right, as everybody seems pretty comfortable playing their character.
R-Truth Another one of the people I saw a heel turn thread for. Why the fuck would you turn R-Truth heel? He's performing wonderfully as a face. He wrestles good, face paced matches, and gets the live crowd very involved in the show. This guy is performing wonderfully as a face, and turning him heel is a ridiculous pipe dream.
Everyone else- Seriously, I'd say everyone in the WWE except for MVP and Edge are playing their characters perfectly. The only people the crowd doesn't react to are the ones who are dull on the mic, like Ted Dibiase. Other than that, I can't think of a single wrestler who actually needs to turn right now.
Anyway, since I have a high opinion of my opinion, I figured I'd share it all with you regarding who does, or does not need a turn.
Does
Edge- Edge had a lot of momentum following his Rumble win and feud with Jericho, but it was all killed when he speared Randy Orton. Since then, he's been a decent heel, but it seems clear to me that people really want to cheer Edge, they just can't, because he's a dick heel.
MVP- He's just better as a heel, and really has nothing to contribute as a face. I don't know what WWE was thinking turning him face in the first place. You can't be a cocky, gloating, arrogant face. If he doesn't turn heel within a few months, I suspect Mr. Porter's days in the WWE are numbered.
That's it. Seriously, those are the only two people in the WWE who could really do with a face/heel turn.
Doesn't
John Cena- I'll never understand why the Cena haters want him to turn heel, but I suspect it's so that they can justify booing him without looking smarky, essentially turning all the Cena lovers into the smarks. Za-ing. Seriously though, you will never find a face, or even a face for the company, the quality of John Cena. Cena is clean cut, strong as an ox, and your girlfriend will tell you he ain't hard on the eyes neither. Why anybody thinks a Cena heel turn is a good idea is beyond me.
The Miz- Nobody is going to judge you for rooting for the guy while he's a heel, which is the role this guy was BORN to play. Seriously, I think he can be a career heel. Worked for that Ric Flair guy pretty well.
Christian- This is one of the guys who had a thread yesterday. I honestly can't see what a heel turn would do for him except effectively end his WWE Career. Who is he going to feud with on Smackdown as a heel? MVP? Yeah, that would be really interesting... Kofi? While this would be an interesting match up, Kofi is one of the more main-event-status-worthy of Smackdown's midcard abundance, and should be feuding with other upper midcard wrestlers, like CM Punk and Kane. Big Show? Hitting the Killswitch on Big Show would be even more ridiculous than hitting a 619 on Big Show. No joke.
As a face he has Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, and maybe Kane, all of which are better feuds than any of the face options, with the exception of maybe Kofi.
Any Diva- No diva NEEDS a face or heel turn. They will turn, just to keep the match ups fresh, but none of them NEED to turn. Actually, right now I think they got everybody right, as everybody seems pretty comfortable playing their character.
R-Truth Another one of the people I saw a heel turn thread for. Why the fuck would you turn R-Truth heel? He's performing wonderfully as a face. He wrestles good, face paced matches, and gets the live crowd very involved in the show. This guy is performing wonderfully as a face, and turning him heel is a ridiculous pipe dream.
Everyone else- Seriously, I'd say everyone in the WWE except for MVP and Edge are playing their characters perfectly. The only people the crowd doesn't react to are the ones who are dull on the mic, like Ted Dibiase. Other than that, I can't think of a single wrestler who actually needs to turn right now.