World Cup LD

[Dirk]

Argentina is toothless.

Hurr-hurr, Uruguay...

 

[Барбоса]

The moment they stepped out and attack Messi made them pay. That's the dilemma for teams playing against Argentina. They know Argentina's defence is horrible but their front 4 is scary as hell.

Daddling on the ball rather than lumping it long that cost them really. The long ball and crossing it caused the Argies all kinds of trouble.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Hurr-hurr, Uruguay...

Don't you dare. My FB is still recovering from the suarez-bite-meme hangover.

 

[Dirk]

Don't you dare. My FB is still recovering from the suarez-bite-meme hangover.

Mussssst! Resissssst! Urrrrrrrge!

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sometimes no contact does not mean dive. While I would need to see Shaqiri's again, on plenty of occasions, the attacker is jumping out of the way of a horror tackle.

"How can that be a foul? He didn't touch him! Diving bastard!"

"If he hadn't jumped up, he would've had his leg broken."

The funniest thing about it was that not 30 seconds earlier, when the foul had been commited, Lawro said something along the lines of, "Oh like Argentinians ALWAYS stay up at the edge of the box." It was such a swift and biased 180 that made me realise its why I love Lawro so much; doesn't give a shit about hiding his support or disdain for a team.

 

[Paul Bunyan's Axe]

I believe that we will win.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Hmm, USA has heart but Belgium in the groin had a Belgium in the groin...

 

[Blade]

Streaking: You're doing it wrong.

 

[Loveless]

What kind of idiot runs onto the pitch after just 15 minutes?

 

[Thriller Ant]

At least watch a whole half first

 

[Thriller Ant]

Oh God not another hamstring

 

[Tastycles]

Belgium are all over them here, but I hope USA do the biz.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Michael Bradley has looked pretty awful this whole tournament

 

[Thriller Ant]

Yedlin has looked really good though. Hard to believe he's only 20

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I'm biased because hes on my fantasy team, but Jones has arguably been your best player in the tournament or at least in the top 3.

 

[Blade]

Michael Bradley has looked pretty awful this whole tournament

That's not entirely true, he looked good in the first match. His intelligence as a footballer is clear, he's just a bit lazy with his passes.

 

[Thriller Ant]

The US has looked good when they've gone forward, they just haven't really gone forward much

 

[Thriller Ant]

Not that it's necessarily their fault, mind you

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

To be fair, Belgium has solid defensive synergy.

 

[Tastycles]

Fuck me, Hazard just tackled someone!

 

[Loveless]

15 minutes to go, I think by now we all know how this story goes.

 

[Blade]

15 minutes to go, I think by now we all know how this story goes.

Underdogs lose, despite the goalkeeper's brave efforts. Yay.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Good night is Howard putting on an incredible performance here.

 

[Loveless]

Someone give Tim Howard a Gandalf hat & dye his beard white.

"You shall not pass!"

 

[Барбоса]

Kompany is different class at centre half.

"You shall not pass!"

That is what Hazard's dad said to him from a young age. Robben's too.