Well. Yesterday made it a fuck of a lot easier to predict the WM card. I'll take a stab at guessing the outcomes of the matches as well. I don't wanna completely skate by.
Batista (Champion) vs. Cena for the WWE Title
Batista gave Cena the match yesterday on Raw after a blatant DQ. And I believe that McMahon will explain it as "I'm a businessman. You are the best business decision when it comes to who will face Batista." Either that, or Batista just wanted to kick Cena in the balls.
Cena won't win. Batista will win, and this will drag out the McMahon/Cena feud. Have it wrap up at Survivor Series, where Cena has a team go up against McMahon's hired hands.
Edge vs. Chris Jericho (Champion) for the World Heavyweight Championship
This will be your "go home happy" match. Cena may not be winning, but Edge definitely will. McMahon has said before that he likes Edge as the champion that's being chased, and I see no reason to change it up now. This will open Edge up to a feud with Christian, who will most likely win our MITB match.
Money in the Bank
Christian wins. They will have other stupid fucks in here, and Kane will be your obligatory ring general. Other than that, Christian wins. Oh, and Benjamin jumps off of a really high ladder, only for Bourne to do his Shooting Star Flippy Shit on to him. Clusterfuck.
Triple H vs. Sheamus
Sheamus got boos, I swear. And then he got beat by Triple H in the chamber. Sheamus will fuck with Triple H, and Triple H will get tired of it. BAM, match at Mania. If you want to solidify the rule of a heel with the crowd, have him face Triple H at Mania.
Oh yeah. And have Sheamus WIN. That would be so completely bad ass.
HBK vs. Taker II Career vs. Streak
Taker wins. HBK takes a few years off then comes back as the Commish of Raw. Taker takes a few months off because he drained himself during the match and the druids take him to the back. I don't know why the man wants to keep wrestling with a plastic hip, but fuck. Let him.
Taker wins only to lose his streak against SWAGGER the next year.
Hart vs. McMahon Street Fight
Yeah, a street fight. It's the only way to give Hart a match without him dying. Hart completely dominates, to. He pretty much has to dominate, because he can't take very many bumps. Hart wins after making McMahon tap out to the Sharpshooter.
Orton vs. Legacy
Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. Orton turned face this past Raw and took it to Legacy before they could betray him. At Mania he'll be faced with a handicap match against the men. He will win. And he will be magnificent.
FUCK that's a stacked card. Do we really need more matches?
Alright. There will be a shitty Divas match. Some comedy match involving Santino and a really fat man, like Show. The tag titles might see some love, but I doubt Miz/Show will lose them. The IC and US titles will not be defended, because those champions will most likely be in the MITB match.
This Mania is going to be a good Mania.
Batista (Champion) vs. Cena for the WWE Title
Batista gave Cena the match yesterday on Raw after a blatant DQ. And I believe that McMahon will explain it as "I'm a businessman. You are the best business decision when it comes to who will face Batista." Either that, or Batista just wanted to kick Cena in the balls.
Cena won't win. Batista will win, and this will drag out the McMahon/Cena feud. Have it wrap up at Survivor Series, where Cena has a team go up against McMahon's hired hands.
Edge vs. Chris Jericho (Champion) for the World Heavyweight Championship
This will be your "go home happy" match. Cena may not be winning, but Edge definitely will. McMahon has said before that he likes Edge as the champion that's being chased, and I see no reason to change it up now. This will open Edge up to a feud with Christian, who will most likely win our MITB match.
Money in the Bank
Christian wins. They will have other stupid fucks in here, and Kane will be your obligatory ring general. Other than that, Christian wins. Oh, and Benjamin jumps off of a really high ladder, only for Bourne to do his Shooting Star Flippy Shit on to him. Clusterfuck.
Triple H vs. Sheamus
Sheamus got boos, I swear. And then he got beat by Triple H in the chamber. Sheamus will fuck with Triple H, and Triple H will get tired of it. BAM, match at Mania. If you want to solidify the rule of a heel with the crowd, have him face Triple H at Mania.
Oh yeah. And have Sheamus WIN. That would be so completely bad ass.
HBK vs. Taker II Career vs. Streak
Taker wins. HBK takes a few years off then comes back as the Commish of Raw. Taker takes a few months off because he drained himself during the match and the druids take him to the back. I don't know why the man wants to keep wrestling with a plastic hip, but fuck. Let him.
Taker wins only to lose his streak against SWAGGER the next year.
Hart vs. McMahon Street Fight
Yeah, a street fight. It's the only way to give Hart a match without him dying. Hart completely dominates, to. He pretty much has to dominate, because he can't take very many bumps. Hart wins after making McMahon tap out to the Sharpshooter.
Orton vs. Legacy
Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. Orton turned face this past Raw and took it to Legacy before they could betray him. At Mania he'll be faced with a handicap match against the men. He will win. And he will be magnificent.
FUCK that's a stacked card. Do we really need more matches?
Alright. There will be a shitty Divas match. Some comedy match involving Santino and a really fat man, like Show. The tag titles might see some love, but I doubt Miz/Show will lose them. The IC and US titles will not be defended, because those champions will most likely be in the MITB match.
This Mania is going to be a good Mania.