Mickie's cooch is a little frightening at first glance, and I'm sure I could get over it. But it just looks like she's completely worn out. As for me, I'd have to say either Maryse or Layla/Melina. Now I'm sure a lot of people will say Kelly Kelly, but with my luck I'd be last in line after everyone else, and that just doesn't sound too appealing. She'd reek of ball sweat and sperm (which I wouldn't mind if it were my own ball sweat and sperm)..so I'll pass. Though if I could be first in line, I'd be all for it. Oh yeah, without a doubt. Actually, now that I think about it...I'd have to be first in line for each diva I mentioned. Then again, this is my own fantasy. Which basically means I'd be the only one to smash. Which also means I typed all of that for nothing.
My first post = fail.
Edit: I just realized this doesn't even count as a post. Does that mean I double fail, or do I have a chance to redeem myself?