WhatCripplesTheLegend?
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Coach is a heat magnet, he gets more reaction than the top heels on RAW (Orton, Kennedy, Umaga) so that is why he is on TV so much, at times he draws more heat than Vince and that is an achievement. Besides he mic skills aren't that bad check out some of his promos bashing stone cold, or goldberg they were funny. Coach when he wore those sunglasses and tried to be cool was the best we have ever seen the guy he was hilarious.
As for Batista, if you look across the whole WWE as a board I think overall Batista is the one guy who has been pushed past where he should be. The guy lacks in every department. Whether it be mic skills, charisma, wrestling ability, or even stuff like injury proneness, his gimmick, or being conistant- he absoloutaly sucks at it. So the simple answer to this thread is Batista.
Glamazon step off I think Batista is probably the most innovative and exciting wrestler since Norman Smiley. But seriously I think you make a hell of a point and I totally agree with you. When I watch Smackdown I'll only check out the cruisers to see what they'll let them do nowadays, tag teams (smackdown tends to have better tag team wrestling?) and the mid carding up and comers. But I NEVER watch the main event because Batista is most often involved. I can't believe people cheer this guy...and I mean what...he's got charisma because he wears a suit and sunglasses and everytime he comes down to the ring a galore of fireworks erupt while he poses like a dog taking a shit while shooting a bazooka? I guess so. And I mean his finisher...a sit-out powerbomb? Fuck its nothing fancy at all, the least he could do is rotate that bitch and make it a a spiralbomb. Someone once in this forum universe referred to him as "Boretista" so stupid yet such a perfect name for the guy, I've never looked at him at Batista since I read that on here. Only Boretista.
I never used to think that Johnny Nitro Morrison deserved his push. And that the WWE was making me cringe by continuously pushing their Tough Enough baby no matter his lack of excitement factor. But his run as champ opened my eyes. I think he is a tremendous talent with great in ring ability and throws some exciting twists on his moves. His matches with Punk are generally top notch. If he could ever hit a face turn right (before another heel turn) I think he could have true lasting power.
The Miz does not deserve his push whatsoever that's bull shit. Competing in the Cyber Sunday polls like what the fuck is that? Why not Tommy Dreamer or Elijah Burke? The Miz is just shit. I used to pull for him on Smackdown in the low-carder matches. But his craft is simply not there yet. It may come, I mean Candice Michelle CAN perform northern light suplexes, but the Miz has yet to impress me with development ability.
Kevin Thorne - The vampire gimmick is so fuckin weak. I know they need a throw to Sci Fi but fuck that shit man. They need to bring the "true" man's man characters back to ECW. Thats what the fans want. Thats why hardcore thrived it didn't feel staged.
Jesse and Festus - Like this is just plain fucked man. Does anyone smell the 1990's WWF gimmickry in here? Don't get me wrong I like seeing a fat bald powerhouse on t.v. and I think Jesse is going to be great but this tag team stinks. atleast give me a better gimmick than that.
Tripple H - I know he's the "King of Kings" and all. But really he has squashed so many people since coming back. How many handicap matches are they gonig to put this guy in? Fuck me. And when he laid out London and Kendrick that was fuckin weak. Why would they just stomp on their progress like that and be unexplained? I could see if they wanted to turn Londrik heel and they could retaliate later but wow that was squash city. Yes he did just let Umaga kick the shit out of him...but we'll see who wins their match at Cyber Sunday.