Let's go back to 2009; the tag team tournament; The British Bulldogs versus Sabu:
That still stands. A rubbish wrestler that personifies pretty much everything I disliked about ECW. Wrestlers like Rey Mysterio grew out of that "HOLY SHIT! LET'S DO A MILLION DIVES!" phase, but Sabu never did. Once he's finished doing his comedy routine - which includes falling off a steel chair a dozen times - Austin, because he's Steve Austin, lackadaisically covers him for an easy win.
As far as I can tell, Sabu executes about every one in ten moves successfully. Oh my God, he's about to do a springboar-- wait, no, he fell over again. Watch a Sabu match and put this on loop in the background:
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Honest to God, it syncs up every time. It's incredible. He's more a threat to himself than he is to anyone else.
That still stands. A rubbish wrestler that personifies pretty much everything I disliked about ECW. Wrestlers like Rey Mysterio grew out of that "HOLY SHIT! LET'S DO A MILLION DIVES!" phase, but Sabu never did. Once he's finished doing his comedy routine - which includes falling off a steel chair a dozen times - Austin, because he's Steve Austin, lackadaisically covers him for an easy win.