This whole card sucks and IMHO was botched from the start...
Actually, anyone with half a brain could see that this is a really solid card with a lot of potential, but I suppose I set my expectations high for the posters on this website.
Cena and Orton switch the feud with Nexus/CM Punk & Miz no reason given.
Actually, there were plenty of reasons given. 1) CM Punk wanted revenge on Orton for Unforgive 08. 2) Miz felt threatened by Cena so he eliminated Cena from the Rumble in order to prevent Cena from getting a title shot. 3) Randy Orton and Miz had been feuding for months, ever since Miz got the belt, and it was getting very old.
HHH takes out Seamus in a minute which was an angle built months in advance then calls out the Undertaker. Undertaker beat you at WM17. Time to move on... Why couldn't Marty Jannetty show up and face the Undertaker.
You might want to check you timeline son, Triple H and Undertaker had their staredown the night after Elimination Chamber, 2-21-11. Triple H beat down Sheamus the following week. Triple H and Sheamus fought at Wrestlemania last year, and it is not a big enough rivalry to repeat. They are not Stone Cold and The Rock.
CM Punk & Nexus stop feuding with the Corre.
Nexus feuded with The Corre? Oh, you mean that tiny little skirmish they had before Royal Rumble? That hardly counts as a feud, more just a way to hype up the fans for the Royal Rumble.
Dibiase is ignored and buried.
Two annoucers get Mania Matches (Lawler is understandable) but Cole shouldnt be wrestling.
This is where you start becoming DEAD wrong. Lawler vs. Cole is going to be one of the most anticipated matches at Wrestlemania, and it actually has the best build. There's not a WWE fan in the world that doesn't want to see Cole get his teeth punched in, and the prospect of seeing Cole get Stunned by Stone Cold is enough to get anybody excited.
The guy you've been hyping the last few weeks Sin Cara should at the least get a debut match at Mania. Give him a squash against Chavo.
No. Horrible idea. When was the last time a superstar debuted at Wrestlemania? Wrestlemania is about endings, not beginnings.
My rebooking of WM27...
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
MIKE MIZIAN w/ Alex Riley (c) VS. RANDY ORTON - Orton wins.
Saw it at TLC, saw it at Royal Rumble, saw it on RAW. No thank you.
UNDERTAKER VS. CENA - Undertaker wins
Why waste Cena's ability to create an amazing feud by putting him in a match with The Undertaker? The reason they put Triple in this match is because both men had been gone for so long that it was too late to build any other feud for them.
IC Championship
CM PUNK w NEXUS vs. WADE BARRETT (c) w/The CORRE - Double DQ... But Wade is injured by Mason Ryan.
CM Punk is way above the midcard belts, and Wade Barrett only got the belt last week. This is a terrible idea for a match and waste of The Corre's heat.
Saw it last year, it was underwhelming. Seeing it again, no thanks.
US TITLE
DANIEL BRYAN (c) vs. TED DIBIASE - Dibiase gets the Win
Daniel Bryan has already proven he can beat the piss out of DiBiase and has demolished him every time they've faced. Hell, DiBiase hasn't done anything positive with his career since he started dragging Maryse to the ring with him. Why are you giving DiBiase a match at WrestleMania? Seriously, I want to know.
STEAL CAGE MATCH
JERRY LAWLER vs. JACK SWAGGER w/ Michael Cole (if Lawler wins he gets 5 minutes with Cole). - Lawler wins and beats up Cole for a minute before Cole runs off.
People don't want to see Lawler beat up Jack Swagger, they want to see him beat up Cole. Why make this stupid 5 minute stipulation when having him in an actual match with Cole is so much easier?
TAG TEAM CHALLANGE for the title
The Corre (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & DH Smith - Canadian Bulldogs vs. Marrella & Kozlov vs. The Big Show & Big Sexy vs. Uso's vs. Tito & Primo Colon
So you reunite the Hart Dynasty (not the Canadian Bulldogs, the Hart Dynasty), assume Kevin Nash wants to wrestle, and call up a guy who has never been seen on WWE before? Were you dropped at birth?
Fact of the matter is, this year's WrestleMania card is actually pretty great, though I will admit that some of the matches lack the proper build. That said, I can't think of too many things I'd change on the card, and I'm nearly piss my pants levels of excited for this PPV.
The Canadian Bulldogs win the belt
Rey Mistero vs. Cody Rhodes - Cody gets W.
Number 1 Contender Ladder Match for the Main Event of MiTB.
Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison vs. Christian vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Drew MacIntyre vs. Evan Borne - Dolph gets the W and starts feuding with Cena.
Fatal 4 Way Elimination Bout for the Cruiserweight & Lightweight Championships
XPAC(c) vs. CHAVO vs. Hornswoggle(c) vs. Sin Cara - Sin Cara wins the belts.
Womens Title Match & Battle Royal - Natty wins the Battle Royal beats Eve for the title and gets destroyed by Awsome Kong.
Mens Battle Royal - for a IC or US title shot. - David Otunga gets the Win with the help from a celebrity sitting in the front row.[/QUOTE]