Valentines Day

[TheOneBigWill]

I never said anything about love. The only think I loved was getting laid. Is it so much to ask that when you're giving me the fucking of my life that you spit on your hand one time first? You always got off on spitting on me when you had me tied down. Would one more time have killed you?

Eww, I'm not directly spitting on my dick. Do you know where my saliva's been? You'll either take it rough or not at all.

I guess you'll just have to go back to getting it from some random girl next time.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not a big fan of lesbian stuff.

You see? You have me so mentally conditioned to being a woman that you've got me thinking I am one.

 

[Sparky]

0-o
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[TheOneBigWill]

Not a big fan of lesbian stuff.

You see? You have me so mentally conditioned to being a woman that you've got me thinking I am one.

If it makes you feel any better, I get accused of being one at least once every other month it seems. Wait, that's an actual fact. lol

I once tried convincing lesbians I was just one of the girls. Didn't come across so well. I think it was the bludge in my pants that gave it away.

 

[klunderbunker]

*sniff* you'd never be a girl for me.

 

[Rusty]

I better get some E-Valentines Day cards. *Glares at Becca and KB*.

 

[klunderbunker]

Then why haven't you given me some sweet lovin?

 

[Rusty]

What is your definition of loving?

 

[klunderbunker]

Have you ever read my bar room posts???

 

[Rusty]

Sorry, I'm not into anal.

 

[klunderbunker]

Then no card for you.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Sorry, I'm not into anal.

It's pretty much becoming a new requirement to join this forum.. that you have to be into anal.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's a joke there that I'm not touching.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I will be doing nothing like I have every Valentine's Day

 

[Sparky]

Rusty is the devil thee Deeeeviiilll

 

[Rusty]

There's a joke there that I'm not touching.

I can take a joke, just ask Shango

It's pretty much becoming a new requirement to join this forum.. that you have to be into anal.

It depends, I'm into anal if a chick wanted it.

I'm not sure what gender KB is, so I'm not sure what to do with it.

 

[klunderbunker]

You're really not sure what gender I am?

 

[klunderbunker]

And Will said the line that there's a joke to.

 

[Rusty]

You're really not sure what gender I am?

It's against the rules to say what I want to say.

But yes Klunder, I've seen that picture of you in a dress. Very sexy.

 

[klunderbunker]

PM it to me. You won't get in trouble.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

its ok to say you dont know what Gender KB is, he doesnt know either...

 

[klunderbunker]

I do. It just changes on a regular basis.

 

[Rusty]

Well I DO need some spanking.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I never wondered and don't want to start.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well I DO need some spanking.

*evil smile*