Doc, where'd you get that one? I knew that would find its way into this thread.
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Doc, where'd you get that one? I knew that would find its way into this thread.
I hate this phoney holiday! It's just an excuse to spend a ton of money on something that if your lucky enough to have someone special to share it with you should probably just express the emotion on a regular basis and not just annually. And if your a looser like some of us it's just a reminder of how pathetic you are you couldn't even get a date on the only day of the year that women are in the mood to date you.
Happy Valentines Day to everyone out there in Facebook Land ! Hope that it is blessed.
I'm happy for those of you who have significant others, because I'm sure that they make you happy And to those of us without them, let's choose to love ourselves today on this highly commercialized holiday
Forever Alone Day begins.
happy valentines day everybodyyy but if u love someone or like someone then you should show that affection everyday not just today, #justsaying..
And thus begins valentine's day So stalk up on your candy and roses dudes. Its going to be a disappointment day!
Great weather for Valentines day 2011
Put ya hands in the bucket if you really don't give a shit about Valentines Day....
ROMANCE: THE RESUME
OVERVIEW
• Highly experienced former full-time boyfriend with eclectic clientele
• Low-maintenance serial monogamist
• Handsome, smart, charming, extremely modest
OBJECTIVES
• Leverage background to identify potential lifelong or overnight soul mate
• Establish emotionally profitable strategic alliance together
• Prefer any body types, except oblong or trapezoidal
• Opportunities for rapid advancement optional
PERSONAL STRENGTHS
• Team player if properly supervised around the clock
• Creates culture of creative collaboration featuring all-night brainstorm sessions and out-of-the-box activities
• Will respect and trust any woman willing to respect and trust me at least twice as much
SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS
• Handled increasing levels of responsibility
• Delivered wide spectrum of personal services and met key performance metrics that contributed substantially to romantic bottom line
• Devised incentive policy to improve retention, lowering break-up rate in 2010 by estimated 32%
• Pioneered innovative concept of venturing beyond dating phase into facsimile of long-term commitment
• Garnered satisfactory results for all clients except two or three who should no longer even really count because of lapses in judgment that could happen to anyone unaware of how crazy and cold and controlling certain women can be if given half a chance
EXPERIENCE
12/2010-Present: Freelance consultant on extended, self-imposed sabbatical.
6/2010-12/2010: Alison, Chief Love Officer. Instrumental in managing her emotional turnaround, due largely to intensive three-month back-rub program, enabling her to overcome longstanding intimacy issues.
4/2010-5/2010: Rachel, Executive Vice Paramour. Received excellent performance reviews. Hired on interim basis while real boyfriend, Bradley, recovered from motorcycle accident in long-term rehabilitation facility.
3/2010-4/2010: Mona, Senior Account Armpiece. Duties involved listening closely to chronic complaints about men being pigs and pretending to care. Less Miss Right, it turned out, than Miss Right Now. Implemented "open" relationship without telling her, succeeding only until she found out.
4/2009-3/2010: Numerous side trips, detours, lost weekends and mistakes hardly worth mentioning at all except in the interest of full disclosure, due diligence and corporate transparency.
8/2008-10/2009: Dolores, Junior Associate Squeeze. Regularly applied problem-solving techniques, such as remembering all her birthdays and anniversaries. Twice spearheaded conversations about moving in together unprompted. Nearly earned tenure.
7/2008-8/2008: Sally, Summer intern. Argued about everything—even whether, given a choice in an emergency, to opt for air or water—until hoarseness forced us both to learn sign language. Never complained despite her annoying habits of breathing while eating and blinking in her sleep.
EDUCATION
Oh, you bet.
HOBBIES
Advanced canoodling, moonlit dinners in mid-afternoon, candlelit breakfasts at midnight, unlit lunches in midtown coffee shops, Axl Rose impersonation during orgasm.
AWARDS
Four-time winner of BEST BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST 15 MINUTES CONTEST (self-nominated).
MEMBERSHIPS
Boyfriends Anonymous, American Society of Wannabe Stud Puppets.
REFERENCES
Mother, Aunt Sybil and first babysitter.
Learn to be wrong even when you're right, and you too can have a successful relationship.
Happy Valetines Day! ♥ And even if you don't have someone to love, rememeber to love yourself.
For you, Barbosa:
i forgot it was valentines day... i wonder if i'd even get a valentines if i wasn't taken... it makes one wonder...
Just FML!!! MASSIVLY FUCK MY LIFE
Wanted: Single Hottie to share Valentines day with if you think you can handle the job please apply below x
fuck valentines day, whens lets have sex day?
Loving all the negative valentines status's! This could be why most of you are single?? Lol
I didn't see it as bashing porn as much as it was a condemnation of some people being too lazy to go out and get some actual cooz. And I agree.
Hi it's me, Scrooge German for Valentine's Day Lol L.O.V.E. stands for L.ook O.ut V.iolent E.strogen! aaahaha jk Happy Vday to everyone that celebrates Vday.
Oh my God, dude, I feel your pain. My brother fills my News Feed all god damn day with all of this "I love you so much" bullshit. It's just painful to watch. There's a fucking message option!!
Stupid 14 year old girl said:Kinda hard to love Valentines day when you don't have someone to spend it with haha
Stupid 13 year old girl said:this valentines day suckedd../:
Another stupid 13 year old girl said:valentines day is completely overratedd./:
Crazy aunt who smokes weed said:Happy Valentines Day to all my facebook family and friends. I hope that everyone has a great day!!!
Stupid 15 year old girl said:valentines day is so over rated.
Senior in school who is slightly autistic said:VALENTINES DAY = OVER HYPE AND RATED
Bitch who sits next to me in History said:valentines day is gaaaaay
****ty bi-polar 8th grader said:grammy's, schooool then kevin's coming over for valentines dayy ♥
Same autistic senior 2 hours before previous comment said:valentines day!!!!!
You know we both said it... 'I love you.. I love you too' the only difference? I didn't lie...
Do you have any normal friends sully or are you all ******s?
Oh and Sully, you're friends with 13 year old girls? You're a sick fuck.