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Valentines Day

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I'll be sending E-cards through PM if I like you.

Anyways, what are you all doing for it? Or, discuss it's pointlessness here. You decide.
 
I'm asking a girl out on Valentines day. I was gonna do it today but I decieded to make her wait.
 
My plan B is to find a chat room. Then find like 5 lonely desparete girls with web cams......sweet talk them for ten minutes then sit back and enjoy the show.
 
okay so last year


I waited til the wicked witch of the east fell asleep, snuck out of the house at 5am, went a bought a SHIT TON of roses, choclate, balloons, and a stuffed aminal, and set it all up in the kitchen.

hopped back in bed, slept til like noon or whatever. Woke up, fucked. and acted like I didnt even knoooow what day it was, and went into the living room and turned on SVR.

She walks out of the bedroom, and INTO the kitchen were

TAAAA DAAAAA the V day smorgasboard was layed out.


Proving once again, that im the best boyfriend ever on the planet earth, and she is a fucking idiot for always being bad to me.
 
okay so last year


I waited til the wicked witch of the east fell asleep, snuck out of the house at 5am, went a bought a SHIT TON of roses, choclate, balloons, and a stuffed aminal, and set it all up in the kitchen.

hopped back in bed, slept til like noon or whatever. Woke up, fucked. and acted like I didnt even knoooow what day it was, and went into the living room and turned on SVR.

She walks out of the bedroom, and INTO the kitchen were

TAAAA DAAAAA the V day smorgasboard was layed out.


Proving once again, that im the best boyfriend ever on the planet earth, and she is a fucking idiot for always being bad to me.

Awwwwww.
 
I'm planning on going emo.











Well not really. I hate blood. I might find some randoms arm I could hack at instead.
 
You were my first. How could you not?

Maybe because you left me bleeding on my bed while you went and cavorted with that.....that WOMAN, Mr. "I hate lube."
 
You were my first. How could you not?

Maybe because you left me bleeding on my bed while you went and cavorted with that.....that WOMAN, Mr. "I hate lube."

*sigh* WOW. Klund.. I don't.. .. I don't think anyone needs to know this.

And I've never been a lube kinda guy. Until your ass becomes self-lubricating.. it's just gonna be rough.. but you've never complained before. ;)
 
Who had the chance to complain? You had that hamster in my mouth because you said you liked the way it made me twitch when you were violating me.
 
Who had the chance to complain? You had that hamster in my mouth because you said you liked the way it made me twitch when you were violating me.

It's not so much that I liked the way you twitched with a hamster in your mouth, so much as it didn't give you the option to say anything.

It just kills the mood when all I hear is "Could you please just use a little lube. It really hurts. I thought you loved me. Please? Oww." :disappointed:
 
I never said anything about love. The only think I loved was getting laid. Is it so much to ask that when you're giving me the fucking of my life that you spit on your hand one time first? You always got off on spitting on me when you had me tied down. Would one more time have killed you?
 

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