okay so last year
I waited til the wicked witch of the east fell asleep, snuck out of the house at 5am, went a bought a SHIT TON of roses, choclate, balloons, and a stuffed aminal, and set it all up in the kitchen.
hopped back in bed, slept til like noon or whatever. Woke up, fucked. and acted like I didnt even knoooow what day it was, and went into the living room and turned on SVR.
She walks out of the bedroom, and INTO the kitchen were
TAAAA DAAAAA the V day smorgasboard was layed out.
Proving once again, that im the best boyfriend ever on the planet earth, and she is a fucking idiot for always being bad to me.