UFC 113 LD Is Detaining Cecil Peoples at the Airport

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Rua is apparently going into this fight with a bum knee.... DAMN.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Rua is apparently going into this fight with a bum knee.... DAMN.

Yeah, man. If and when Machida spots it, he's gonna go to town on him.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

GSP's laugh and the general way he talks.

Good god.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

OH NO THE DREADED GARETH A. DAVIES

 

[Mr. Steve]

Here we go!

 

[Mr. Truth]

Psyched for the title fight tonight. Hoping for another great fight.

Also, I'm curious to see Kimbo's second fight.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Who loves Joe Rogan's commentating apart from me? You can see he's got passion for it.

 

[Dave]

I've always liked Rogan. All right guys, let's get some predictions going, shall we?

Dave's predictions:

Stout beats Stephens
Cote beats Belcher
Slice beats Mitrione
Daley beats Koscheck
Rua beats Machida

Very risky predictions but imagine the headlines if all of these guys won.

 

[Mr. Steve]

I've always liked Rogan. All right guys, let's get some predictions going, shall we?

Dave's predictions:

Stout beats Stephens
Cote beats Belcher
Slice beats Mitrione
Daley beats Koscheck
Rua beats Machida

Very risky predictions but imagine the headlines if all of these guys won.

I'm with you there. Can't really decide between Cote and Belcher, as well as Daley and Koscheck. A friend of mine told me that Koscheck might win it, but he's a Koscheck mark, so

Sidenote: What was Belcher's entrance song? that song sounded badass, that it was.

 

[Mr. Steve]

DAMN! that had to hurt

"the enemy of cups all around the world"- Joe Rogan.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Apparently UFC = soccer.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Great first round. probably gonna go to Kote due to the illegal blow.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

GOOD NIGHT! REAR NAKED CHOKE! BELCHER WINS!

 

[Mr. Truth]

Sorry Belcher, you can't take Silva. He'd probably pull out the clown act again.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Ok, Belcher...whatever you want. Dana's gonna give you the match on a golden platter sprinkled with diamonds and a silver cup.

 

[Dave]

Okay, so I am 0-1 so far but I can turn it around. I did think that Coye was going to take that for a long time there. Although Belcher was kicking a lot and Cote's body was welting, I didn't really see him doing a lot of internal damage. He never got spiked but that plant looked fucking painful. Good first match and now it's Kimbo's turn. Mitrione could take him out, I think but hopefully this will be a slug-fest with Slice coming out on top.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Mitrione Kimbo next. I hope Kimbo knocks this idiot out.

 

[Mr. Steve]

KIMBO!! fuck yeah! MTFO!

 

[Mr. Truth]

This fight shouldn't be a danceoff like Kimbo-Alexander.

 

[Mr. Steve]

what the fuck, was Mitrione singing to the entrance song for a second?

SIDENOTE: is he the UFC's answer to Randy Orton?

 

[Mr. Truth]

Kimbo should win every fight simply for his beard.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Idiot. I hope he got gassed after that display.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Look at him just smile, and look at Kimbo just waiting for the bell to ring. here we go kimbo!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

HERE WE GO!

 

[Mr. Truth]

KIMBO SLAM.