TNA iMPACT LD 5/12 Thursday's missed you!

[Mighty NorCal]

bet its gonna be Hulk Hogan or some shit

 

[klunderbunker]

Those are the fastest cops I've ever seen.

And what timing: they start their investigation before a commercial and get done just after a match ends. AMAZING!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

And a rehash of Goldberg and Liz from 99 which failed.

Bingo, but the fact the match is even happening is a failure as well, so at least giving the fans a justified reason is the least they could do.

 

[ZeroVX]

No, not at liberty to say, but I can comment on it!

*sigh*

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Anyone gonna watch DragonGate Mercury rising? Kendrick and London team up.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Bingo, but the fact the match is even happening is a failure as well, so at least giving the fans a justified reason is the least they could do.

Number 2 on your list right?

 

[ZeroVX]

YOUNG BUCKS!

....are gonna job. FUCK.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Way to fucking tease the fuck out of it, what the fuck is this, WWE?

 

[klunderbunker]

Hey, remember that kick ass Gen Me vs. MCMG match that rocked the whole company? Yeah neither do I.

Ok wait. If police aren't releasing the name and Diamond isn't talking, how does she know?

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

and her attacker? THE SHOCKMASTER.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Number 2 on your list right?

Logic? #3. #2 is not closing any show with Hogan or Flair, but there's no specific order, really.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hogan gets talked about. I can live with this one.

 

[klunderbunker]

So these guys are supposed to be a great young team and Morgan beat them up inside of 8 seconds. Got it.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I like Morgan and his whole himself is his own tag team partner.

JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH FUCK BITCH JOE GOONNNAAA KIIIILLL YOOOOOUUU

 

[klunderbunker]

Why would you EVER go to a corner when Joe is around?

 

[ZeroVX]

HOLY FUCK he actually did it!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Holy hell, I wouldn't think Joe's fatty body could carry Morgan.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So.. does Joe go to Sizzler before EVERY appearance in the iMPACT zone? Man he's fat. And I can't take him seriously anymore.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Oh no... I have an awful feeling about Nash going to the ring with Hall.


No.


Just no.


Please don't.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

Ah scott hall drunk again i see

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok. Act like that wasnt fucking awesome.


Goodness. I cant even begin to describe how much more effective Joe would be if he didnt look so utterly shit. He could still be fat, just be strong fat. Like Henry, or Umaga. Come on man.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

CASHING IN THE CASE! Oh shit, the band are gonna be the new champs!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Title change coming. Fuck.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Oh god damn it. Damn you the one who looks like Elvis and Nash.