IMPACT Wrestling LD for 03.20.14 — A Beautiful Reformation?

[It's Damn Real!]

Well, he wasn't in the chair.

Close enough.

This should be a solid feud.

 

[klunderbunker]

Eh, we'll see what they do with him. Sometimes you can make lemonade with lemons.

Or if Russo is booking again (which signs would seem to think it is), you turn the lemons over 87 times and throw them at every wall int he building to see if they stick before revealing that they're in a transgender incestous relationship with the juicer which was really in league with the guy squeezing the lemons all along before they somehow win the Tag Titles despite hating each other. In a pole match of course.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Or if Russo is booking again (which signs would seem to think it is), you turn the lemons over 87 times and throw them at every wall int he building to see if they stick before revealing that they're in a transgender incestous relationship with the juicer which was really in league with the guy squeezing the lemons all along before they somehow win the Tag Titles despite hating each other. In a pole match of course.

I was into it until the pole match part.

 

[klunderbunker]

I was into it until the pole match part.

Well you've got to have the pole. Then for the rematch, it's one of 928 names he has for a hardcore match.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Unlocked? Did I just get an XBox achievement?

 

[Galvatron]

MVP chained to Abyss. This is not going to be a pleasant evening for MVP.

 

[klunderbunker]

Unlocked? Did I just get an XBox achievement?

Methinks that's one of 928 names for a street fight.

Did I miss Joe's entrance?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Well you've got to have the pole. Then for the rematch, it's one of 928 names he has for a hardcore match.

That'd make for a great thread (in the spam section). Might even rival Jericho's 1004 moves of Malenko list.

My personal favorite? Black Tie Brawl and Chain match. That match was terrible.

 

[klunderbunker]

That'd make for a great thread (in the spam section). Might even rival Jericho's 1004 moves of Malenko list.

My personal favorite? Black Tie Brawl and Chain match. That match was terrible.

It looks like you can add Unlocked to the list.

Quick check of spoilers.....yep I'm right.

 

[Galvatron]

Ref bump

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Not the best episode. Wolves match was tons of fun though.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

What Does A Yellow Light Mean?

 

[Lowdown]

Very blah episode this week.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Not the best episode. Wolves match was tons of fun though.

You got your wish Tapa confirmed her departure on twitter

Enjoyed the show

 

[klunderbunker]

Tonight had the same issue with the Beautiful People that they had with Ray wanting revenge last week. They packed a month's worth of action into a show tonight.

Week 1 - Velvet agrees to join Angelina.
Week 2 - Angelina invites Madison to join as well
Week 3 - Madison turns them down
Week 4 - Angelina is upset about being turned down
Week 5 - Angelina attacks Madison, match set up for the PPV.

They did all that minus setting up the match in one night. Slow things down a bit. If that's too long for you, make it 3 weeks instead of one. You don't have to have a very long story for it to be effective.